or just get some elsewhere...

Yeah, seriously ....

Meanwhile ...
I have a couple of girls that are so skilled in oral that I can come quite hard from it ....

It's good to be king sometimes .....

It's good to be king sometimes .....

Surely this is the type of statement that would require a full stop rather than an ellipsis.

No, I agree... and I'm the same way but it takes skill on her part and concentration on mine.

He's come twice in his life from oral.  Once by me and once from someone else.  I did do the hand job mouth thing that time.  I just have a hard time not wanting to have sex while giving oral.  I am selfish.

Nothing like a good hand/blowjob ....

I want to be able to come from just having sex, guys want a daily blow job.  You can't have it all.

It's good to be king sometimes .....

Surely this is the type of statement that would require a full stop rather than an ellipsis.

It just dribbles out like the ellipsis.

I want to be able to come from just having sex, guys want a daily blow job.  You can't have it all.

It's a fair trade off. You blow me in the morning, I'll pound you silly in the evening. Piss me off and I won't come home and you miss out. But I got mines.

It's a system. It's not the best system but it works.

From a guy's standpoint, it's flawless ...

I feel sick.

I agree; sometimes it's just annoyingly too much like real work ...

When you guys fly back from CrazyVille, population 2, let me know and we can talk about this seriously.

I like to lay on my stomach and get fucked from behind, anally or vaginally, and there is no way that I could grind against the bed to get off.  I don't even think this grinding business works.  If it did, I would've come from it 15+ years ago, on my teddy bear, on my bed, maybe even on a bottle of shampoo.  Who knows.  All I do know is, is that if you are a girl.. and you can come from simply rubbing your clit on a bed without ripping it off, then you are lucky and I envy you.

For me, it's the whole shebang.

I like the top, for total penetration, and so that I can rub/grind my clit against the soft mat of his fur, while enjoying anal stimulation from a butt plug (ReadThat: tampon).

And, ladies?  There truly IS something wEnderful about using a tampon for that job ~ it won't move around, at the penultimate moment, 'cuz it's sort of dried the membranes, which hold it in place.  Until I discovered that, regardless of how much sex I had, which position, or what type of sex it was, I couldn't cum.  Also, because they're disposable, clean-up is a breeze!

p.s.  Put a SMALL daub of lube on the end, before insertion.  (the voice of experience)

Jesus. I'm sticking to drugs, entertainment, and politics from now on.

Wut?

That burying your head in the sand thang not exactly working out in your sex life?

Well, perhaps if you just watch more p0rn ~ I feel certain that THOSE chicks aren't just faking it for the benefit of their audience AND that whatever makes them (cough, cough) cum SHOULD be the perfect formula for ANY woman.

I mean who would want to listen up to actual females, telling their secrets, eh?


Okay, well, ladies?  He's seen through our conspiracy to make him look like a Sensitive Perv, so I guess we can drop the entire subject and let him get back to his Lick-Plow-Snooze method of lovemaking.

There is a position that I have used that has never failed to make a woman orgasm and has turned at least three into rain women. And I'm not sure I want to share...

... over a pile of money?

If you had such a move you'd be more successful.

I can get a pile of money ...

Once again, you don't really know my success rate. Or how much importance (or lack thereof) I place an ramming my cock into every woman I meet.

We have been having porn star sex for a long while now... average 9 - 10 times a week.

Also..., well Thrash knows, but I'll elaborate when I made a more substantial update.

I won't say a(nother) word about it ...

It's sunny and nice out.. makes me want to hide under the covers and nap.

I woke up today and masturbated, then my super hot hifey got home and we had sex... and then we had sex again. It was hot.  Better than your stupid nap commie.

Today we had sex:

on my bed
on the couch
on her bed

and I got road head after dinner at Steak and Shake, on the way back to her place. 

Baggie's rackin' ...
Rock the fuck on!

It's sunny and nice out.. makes me want to hide under the covers and nap.

I think i love you.

Clever ...

I'm thinking about instituting a National Day Of Obsessive Masturbation.

With any luck, it'll teach folks how to take care of themselves (rofl!)

and the acronym makes for a FAB moniker:

National DOOM day!