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Current SEX thoughts(Read 501799 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2730 on: June 09, 2010, 12:04:47 PM
As far as I know, the various states are free to set their drinking age anywhere they want, they just lose their federal highway money if it's lower than 21.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2731 on: June 09, 2010, 12:11:01 PM
These are the facts.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2732 on: June 09, 2010, 12:36:13 PM
It's a pretty silly system, if you ask me. They know nobody's gonna give up the funding, so why not just make the damn thing a federal law and be done with it?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2733 on: June 09, 2010, 02:02:54 PM
I cam home just before noon today after a few appointments to find my wife...at home... We wound up having some really good sex for no damn reason at all. Where was this the past few years? I hope it continues. And Thrash, I owe you a dollar.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2734 on: June 09, 2010, 02:16:31 PM
Right on man!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2735 on: June 09, 2010, 03:25:48 PM
I find it totally fucked that a girl, within legal age of consent, can have her parent STILL press charges on a guy a year or older, have him branded a sex offender for life, and totally fuck his world .... There should be time limits on SOME sexual deviants ...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2736 on: June 09, 2010, 03:48:20 PM
I cam home just before noon today after a few appointments to find my wife...at home... We wound up having some really good sex for no damn reason at all. Where was this the past few years? I hope it continues. And Thrash, I owe you a dollar.

v. happy for you.

re: her body issues
i don't know if it's about losing weight or toning up, but either way, perhaps a joint gym membership is something to look into? we belong to ghetto planet fitness, which is $10/mo per person. we usually go together, and it's not only fairly decent bonding time, but also a way to get in shape together. i feel energized and awesome about my body after a workout, and it's nice that my boyfriend and i can share that workout high. we chitchat idly throughout the workout, and always have even more energy afterward, so we usually race home, shower up, and get down to brass tax in the bedroom as soon as possible.

i had some body issues in my last relationship, and the sex quickly waned. i felt i was out of shape, too lazy to work out, and really pissed at myself about the whole thing. unfortunately, i took it out on my sex life by letting myself lose interest in sex with my then boyfriend and get irritable or distant whenever the subject was raised. i'd bet money that i would have been more up to the task more often if i felt better about my body at the time, had i been motivated to work out. i often wonder if a gym membership may have helped to save my last relationship (or at least the sex part of it).



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2737 on: June 09, 2010, 04:01:54 PM
Just listening to that logic, I agree with you ....

.... Daddy,
werd ....
Well done ...


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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2738 on: June 09, 2010, 04:03:56 PM
I heard of a girl whose parents got her bf listed as a sex offender as he was like 17 or something and he knocked her up when she was 15.

I don't think that's fair.

Then again the girl who told me this is kinda crazy and I'm not sure I believe her.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2739 on: June 09, 2010, 04:28:37 PM
I've seen it happen ...
It's not fair at all ...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2740 on: June 09, 2010, 05:04:22 PM
Statutory rape ought not to carry a sex offender tag if both participants are minors, and older than, say, 14. It's tricky shit to legislate but the idea that someone 16 who has sex with a 15 year old (assuming both parties are willing, of course) is a sex offender is offensive.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2741 on: June 09, 2010, 05:11:38 PM
There was a girl here who was in the news as she was knocked up by a 13 year old boy. He was supposed to be* the youngest dad in this country. She was 15. If it was the other way round I'm sure he wouldve been in trouble.


*I think it turned out to be some other guys kid. Lulz.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2742 on: June 09, 2010, 05:29:40 PM
These are my points exactly ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2743 on: June 10, 2010, 01:06:33 AM
Why would you want to have a kid at 15?  Ugh nasty.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2744 on: June 10, 2010, 03:55:36 AM
This may sound crazy but I don't think it was planned.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2745 on: June 10, 2010, 06:34:09 AM
Yeah, who knew they had trailer trash in East Sussex.

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But Chantelle insisted: "When I was pregnant the police and social workers came to interview us and they decided that we would make good parents to Maisie.

This is nice, they don;t do that in the US which is why bad things happen to children. But would they have taken the child away if the police decided that they were NOT good parents? Something else that doesn't happen in the US.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2746 on: June 10, 2010, 01:33:01 PM
I think that the British gov't decided they would be good parents because they didn't want the baby to become another ward of the state.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2747 on: June 10, 2010, 08:07:37 PM
Yeah, who knew they had trailer trash in East Sussex.

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But Chantelle insisted: "When I was pregnant the police and social workers came to interview us and they decided that we would make good parents to Maisie.

This is nice, they don;t do that in the US which is why bad things happen to children. But would they have taken the child away if the police decided that they were NOT good parents? Something else that doesn't happen in the US.

That's not true; it happened on Dragnet just last night!
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2748 on: June 14, 2010, 08:45:01 PM



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2749 on: June 15, 2010, 09:36:05 AM
Before or after you were done stroking it?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2750 on: June 15, 2010, 09:56:58 AM
Both, I'm guessing...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2751 on: June 15, 2010, 05:03:47 PM
Moreso after than during.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2752 on: June 19, 2010, 03:29:01 PM
It's streaming horribly ...
I'll check it out later ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2753 on: June 20, 2010, 12:47:39 AM
Translation: Damnation! I misplaced my Viagra again, this video is useless to me without it.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2754 on: June 20, 2010, 02:35:55 AM
I'm now convinced that some women will stick anything into their vagina



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2755 on: June 20, 2010, 03:39:38 PM
No, it was streaming poorly that night ...
I'll check it out in a bit and see ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2756 on: June 21, 2010, 09:06:54 AM
this reminds me if this porn my friends and I used to laugh at in college. the first half was midget porn, then halfway through that it cut to a woman in her bedroom and "alien sounds" oh and lots of fog. The door opens and standing there is a guy in a swimming cap, black body suit and tanning goggles and he just says "Suck my dick, earth woman!" ... and she does!

Fell out of the chair laughing every time



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2757 on: June 21, 2010, 10:20:38 AM
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he just says "Suck my dick, earth woman!" ... and she does!

That works? I am so using it!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2758 on: June 21, 2010, 02:07:36 PM


dont forget the tanning goggles. That is essential



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2759 on: June 23, 2010, 06:50:22 PM
Damn, now I wanna watch that!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')