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i have definitely seen a video of a guy pulling his balls out of a woman's ass. it is awesome. awesomer when viewed backwards, though, because it looks like her asshole is sucking them in.


Current SEX thoughts(Read 501618 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2760 on: June 27, 2010, 10:19:28 PM
We had some great impromptu sex on the couch this afternoon. I believe things are looking up! We laying on the couch for a nap, then I started walking my fingers on her, then it was on. Not one word was even said. It was kind of hot.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2761 on: June 27, 2010, 11:48:43 PM
I'm happy for you, man ...
... truly

She must have read what we've said here ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2762 on: July 24, 2010, 02:10:55 AM
Bleeding every day has killed my sex drive.  It is really starting to fuck with me.  Especially since my boyfriend sleep walks sex style.  I woke up to him jerking off straddling my chest.  He was unconscious the whole time.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2763 on: July 24, 2010, 11:34:07 AM
H-A-W-T!!!

You should record this; I'm sure there's a market for the whole "I'm bloody, he's sleep-jacking on me" thing ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2764 on: July 24, 2010, 03:58:33 PM
I call that the midnight groper. He visits me at least once a month lately.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2765 on: July 24, 2010, 04:47:09 PM



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2766 on: July 25, 2010, 06:06:10 PM
He doesn't do it if we have sex so we started having anal and it is working.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2767 on: July 25, 2010, 07:52:13 PM
* Thrash drools *
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2768 on: August 01, 2010, 03:41:52 AM
Maybe he doesn't want to touch it because he knows where it's been...
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2769 on: August 05, 2010, 08:10:15 PM
Here is an odd pattern. The deeper in renal failure I get the more extra-curricular sex I get offered. I'm nearing time for dialysis and this one lady I know from up in the mountains wants to come visit and let me ravage her. Fisting, anal, anal fisting, and all...

Wtf...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2770 on: August 05, 2010, 09:08:39 PM
Give her my number ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2771 on: August 24, 2010, 01:27:03 PM
Daniel and I broke up.  He moved out!  Ugh.  I guess it doesn't matter because I couldn't really have sex much anyway with all the bleeding and such.  Also, I started school again and I work full time.  Blah.  How do you fuckers do it?!  Long term relationships..... w...t.....f



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2772 on: August 25, 2010, 11:40:08 AM
My superhero name could be LTR girl. You simply have to love love and thoroughly enjoy having sex with just that one person. I realize this is not an ideal situation for most people we know, hence the divorce rate (in this country, anyway).



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2773 on: August 25, 2010, 11:44:10 AM
Oh yeah. I forgot to mention you also have to be willing to swallow your pride when you know you're right about even the silliest of arguments, and let him own these small battles because sometimes it feels as though you're the exact same person arguing the exact same fucking point to the other in the exact same style, and pissed at the other for doing just what you always do.

Who the hell said opposites attract? I often wonder how he and I can be so goddamn stubbornly alike.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2774 on: August 25, 2010, 02:11:15 PM
Swallowing is always the right choice.
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2775 on: August 25, 2010, 02:47:36 PM
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C-oncur!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2776 on: August 25, 2010, 03:36:43 PM
Who the hell said opposites attract? I often wonder how he and I can be so goddamn stubbornly alike.

Thats cute.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2777 on: August 25, 2010, 03:45:07 PM
Daniel and I broke up.  He moved out!  Ugh.  I guess it doesn't matter because I couldn't really have sex much anyway with all the bleeding and such.  Also, I started school again and I work full time.  Blah.  How do you fuckers do it?!  Long term relationships..... w...t.....f

are you still bleeding constantly?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2778 on: August 25, 2010, 04:08:25 PM
Good question; I was going to ask that as well ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2779 on: August 26, 2010, 05:56:33 PM
Yes, I am, so I can't have sex.  Hip didn't read anything I wrote before she responded.  I'm used to that though.... you know... the whole working in an office with narcissisits thing....



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2780 on: August 26, 2010, 09:26:06 PM
Here in the Democratic People's Republic of Maryland, we just call them ignorant cunts. Most of them spend their weekends in jail. It's best to just shut them up by ramming a cock in their pieholes on weeknights.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2781 on: August 27, 2010, 03:05:31 AM
You're right. I completely blew off your story because I was in a fight with my boyfriend at the time and couldn't see very far past it.

Sorry you broke up with DG. Breaking up is hard to do. We should probably hug.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2782 on: August 27, 2010, 08:37:25 AM
Ironic.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2783 on: August 27, 2010, 12:32:45 PM
Gold star for Sahk-Snatch!

The whole situation angers me.  I hope that this sugar daddy sponsered trip to SF this next week is going to make me feel better.  My last year summer boyfriend from Raleigh moved there and bought me a ticket to see him.  He said he's paying for everything and wants me to "clear my head."  I've earned having a guy who makes over 100K fawn over me.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2784 on: August 27, 2010, 02:52:33 PM
Yeah, what with being born with a pussy and all that.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2785 on: August 27, 2010, 04:04:19 PM
My superhero name could be LTR girl.

I think my superhero name should be No because that way whenever something bad happens people automatically call for me first.

The whole situation angers me.  I hope that this sugar daddy sponsered trip to SF this next week is going to make me feel better.  My last year summer boyfriend from Raleigh moved there and bought me a ticket to see him.  He said he's paying for everything and wants me to "clear my head."  I've earned having a guy who makes over 100K fawn over me.

clear your head but fill your vag?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2786 on: August 27, 2010, 05:16:24 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2787 on: August 27, 2010, 06:15:52 PM
I can have sex with my butt and my mouth.  You didn't think of that? It's like I don't even know you guys anymore.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2788 on: August 27, 2010, 07:25:41 PM
I knew that ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2789 on: August 29, 2010, 02:02:02 PM
I was talking about what he wants her to do.