We had some great impromptu sex on the couch this afternoon. I believe things are looking up! We laying on the couch for a nap, then I started walking my fingers on her, then it was on. Not one word was even said. It was kind of hot.

I'm happy for you, man ...
... truly

She must have read what we've said here ...

Bleeding every day has killed my sex drive.  It is really starting to fuck with me.  Especially since my boyfriend sleep walks sex style.  I woke up to him jerking off straddling my chest.  He was unconscious the whole time.

H-A-W-T!!!

You should record this; I'm sure there's a market for the whole "I'm bloody, he's sleep-jacking on me" thing ...

I call that the midnight groper. He visits me at least once a month lately.

He doesn't do it if we have sex so we started having anal and it is working.

* Thrash drools *

Maybe he doesn't want to touch it because he knows where it's been...

Here is an odd pattern. The deeper in renal failure I get the more extra-curricular sex I get offered. I'm nearing time for dialysis and this one lady I know from up in the mountains wants to come visit and let me ravage her. Fisting, anal, anal fisting, and all...

Wtf...

Give her my number ....

Daniel and I broke up.  He moved out!  Ugh.  I guess it doesn't matter because I couldn't really have sex much anyway with all the bleeding and such.  Also, I started school again and I work full time.  Blah.  How do you fuckers do it?!  Long term relationships..... w...t.....f

My superhero name could be LTR girl. You simply have to love love and thoroughly enjoy having sex with just that one person. I realize this is not an ideal situation for most people we know, hence the divorce rate (in this country, anyway).

Oh yeah. I forgot to mention you also have to be willing to swallow your pride when you know you're right about even the silliest of arguments, and let him own these small battles because sometimes it feels as though you're the exact same person arguing the exact same fucking point to the other in the exact same style, and pissed at the other for doing just what you always do.

Who the hell said opposites attract? I often wonder how he and I can be so goddamn stubbornly alike.

Swallowing is always the right choice.

C-oncur!

Who the hell said opposites attract? I often wonder how he and I can be so goddamn stubbornly alike.

Thats cute.

Daniel and I broke up.  He moved out!  Ugh.  I guess it doesn't matter because I couldn't really have sex much anyway with all the bleeding and such.  Also, I started school again and I work full time.  Blah.  How do you fuckers do it?!  Long term relationships..... w...t.....f

are you still bleeding constantly?

Good question; I was going to ask that as well ...

Yes, I am, so I can't have sex.  Hip didn't read anything I wrote before she responded.  I'm used to that though.... you know... the whole working in an office with narcissisits thing....

Here in the Democratic People's Republic of Maryland, we just call them ignorant cunts. Most of them spend their weekends in jail. It's best to just shut them up by ramming a cock in their pieholes on weeknights.

You're right. I completely blew off your story because I was in a fight with my boyfriend at the time and couldn't see very far past it.

Sorry you broke up with DG. Breaking up is hard to do. We should probably hug.

Ironic.

Gold star for Sahk-Snatch!

The whole situation angers me.  I hope that this sugar daddy sponsered trip to SF this next week is going to make me feel better.  My last year summer boyfriend from Raleigh moved there and bought me a ticket to see him.  He said he's paying for everything and wants me to "clear my head."  I've earned having a guy who makes over 100K fawn over me.

Yeah, what with being born with a pussy and all that.

My superhero name could be LTR girl.

I think my superhero name should be No because that way whenever something bad happens people automatically call for me first.

The whole situation angers me.  I hope that this sugar daddy sponsered trip to SF this next week is going to make me feel better.  My last year summer boyfriend from Raleigh moved there and bought me a ticket to see him.  He said he's paying for everything and wants me to "clear my head."  I've earned having a guy who makes over 100K fawn over me.

clear your head but fill your vag?

Yes, I am, so I can't have sex.

I can have sex with my butt and my mouth.  You didn't think of that? It's like I don't even know you guys anymore.

I knew that ...

I was talking about what he wants her to do.