Oh that works then. That works just fine.

A woman in line behind me at the library today answered her cell phone with the phrase:

"Well butter my butt an' call me a biscuit!"

With this thick southern accent.

... and you didn't even reference us to her?

Hahaha

I dislike that "Paula Deen, Y'owll" accent..... It used to make me laugh... When I first moved here but.... 16 yearsof it and it just disgusts me much like alla their fried food.

No, Missouri is not a southern state..... But these locals Think it is.

I visited Missouri as a youth, my grand mother lived in Joplin and my father grew up there. I peed through the second story window of my grandmothers farm house onto the path below. That and an enormous electrical storm are about all I remember.

Oh that works then. That works just fine.

A woman in line behind me at the library today answered her cell phone with the phrase:

"Well butter my butt an' call me a biscuit!"

With this thick southern accent.

Reference how?



And tree is a lot of peeing in innapropraite places around here. Hahaha
... and you didn't even reference us to her?

Just when I think I've figured something out.....

Yep ...

Can I just get a volunteer-stripper? I'll pay-pal you..... I swear.

Can I just get a volunteer-stripper? I'll pay-pal you..... I swear.

Hey, add two of your horny friends to the mix and I'll do it for nothing. But be fore warned, I'm a little over 30.


hehehehe

Zoomie is my horny friend.... that'll work, right? Although I'm not sure he will watch you strip for very long because I'll be very near him......... He will become distracted.
Oh, and wear a glitter utility kilt and I'll tip you Tru.
So, call me.

"A little over 30", Tru?
That's like being "a little pregnant" ...

Aren't we all a 'little' over 30?

true.

Fuck that. I have about 3 months left of my 20's and I refuse to be "a little over 30" yet.

My 30's ruled... nothing to fear.

Mine are actually shaping up to be pretty awesome, I reckon.

I actually just began to be "a little over 30", and so far I like it. Masturbation is better, because I've taken ample time to really listen to me, and get to know what I like.

My 30's ruled... nothing to fear.

Werd.

I can say That, right?

Fuck that. I have about 3 months left of my 20's and I refuse to be "a little over 30" yet.

I still think of you as 27.

I still think of me as 18 ...

Me too?

Tru, I'll think of you as 18. Not as 100 and similar to ZZ Top. (thank krsna for the reference)

....
I think this is probably going to be thing that ends us eventually, unless we find some understanding. We're nearly 10 years apart, and so we're at different places in our lives. Most of her friends are around her age, and thus are going to college parties, fucking dudes, living up the single life, while she, has bucked that trend and has a real boyfriend. I feel like I may be holding her back from going through experiences that everybody should go through in their early 20s. On the other hand, I know what goes on at college parties. Drinking and hooking up, that's the way it goes.

...
But anyway, it's time for some serious discussions this weekend on where this relationship is going, our feelings, etc. I know that we both love each other very much, it's just the age difference that may kill this relationship.

There is a hole in my chest cavity, the size of an orange that won't go away. We have been talking about going on a "break" for a while now, and even tried to a few times, but couldn't go more than 3-4 days without seeing each other and still texted and talked daily.

That's all changed. We had a serious talk Friday and we are committed to this break-up. Due, funny enough, to the reasons I said above in my quote from a year and a half ago. We have no ill will towards each other and neither of us ever cheated or did anything seriously wrong to each other, and we deeply in love, but she's got to live her life and I am keeping her from it. Just three weeks ago we hit our 2 year mark. This entire year has been tough.

We haven't seen each other since Monday, and we decided no texting, no e-mail, no chatting, no phone calls, after our talk on Friday.

It hurts really fucking bad. Really. Fucking. Bad.

Homemade Arc Reactor

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I think this is probably going to be thing that ends us eventually, unless we find some understanding. We're nearly 10 years apart, and so we're at different places in our lives. Most of her friends are around her age, and thus are going to college parties, fucking dudes, living up the single life, while she, has bucked that trend and has a real boyfriend. I feel like I may be holding her back from going through experiences that everybody should go through in their early 20s. On the other hand, I know what goes on at college parties. Drinking and hooking up, that's the way it goes.

...
But anyway, it's time for some serious discussions this weekend on where this relationship is going, our feelings, etc. I know that we both love each other very much, it's just the age difference that may kill this relationship.

There is a hole in my chest cavity, the size of an orange that won't go away. We have been talking about going on a "break" for a while now, and even tried to a few times, but couldn't go more than 3-4 days without seeing each other and still texted and talked daily.

That's all changed. We had a serious talk Friday and we are committed to this break-up. Due, funny enough, to the reasons I said above in my quote from a year and a half ago. We have no ill will towards each other and neither of us ever cheated or did anything seriously wrong to each other, and we deeply in love, but she's got to live her life and I am keeping her from it. Just three weeks ago we hit our 2 year mark. This entire year has been tough.

We haven't seen each other since Monday, and we decided no texting, no e-mail, no chatting, no phone calls, after our talk on Friday.

It hurts really fucking bad. Really. Fucking. Bad.

Dumbest idea ever ...
Melissa and I are 8+ years apart and we're just fine ...
(and she's still married after being with her ex for over 10 years!)

I think maybe you two are jumping the gun and need to reevaluate if there's nothing really "wrong" ...

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