Seems logical.

Please. No. Just let us watch the damn cartoons without narration. Please? I now know more than I want to about the movie Step Brothers than I want to...

I mean, you're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's autograph, right?

And on topic, it's been a good year.

So, Si's getting laid ...
... w3rd!

Si gets laid a lot more than Si posts about getting laid.

^5 ...
Me too ...

Si gets laid a lot more than Si posts about getting laid.

There's no way I would have thought the opposite.

^5 ...
Me too ...

Same goes for you.


There really is something to be said for that,  I'm no sure what, but something.
I find it difficult to shut up about such things. Especially when I am in a great mood.

W3rd ...

I'm fucking exhausted.

She related to tired?

Wow.  I clicked on this 'cuz it said there were New Posts since my last visit, and I see a post by Sasha, look at the date, it's a couple of days in the future ...

HOLY SHIT!  This thread hasn't been posted to for TWO YEARS?!?

Is everyone using saltpeter?





<~ never mind  STFU'ing

(I went BACK to the first unread post, which wasn't the last page, but I have the posts display latest FIRST, and
well
I'm just SO cornfused!)

CST: I'm gonna do things to Luna that Kinsey never even dreamed...

Give her one for me. Tell her I'm there in spirit!

Yeah, one good thrust for each of us ...

Jeeze.. even my neighbors in sim social are rejecting my sexual advances.  :'(

Sinners! Unclean! Unclean!

CST: I get to have some later.

Some what, tea and crumpets?

I do fuck, ya know. I just won't be taking in the ass or shitting on anyone's chest anytime soon.

Sure, destroy my fantasies why don't ya...

I sent that train to the next station a few posts ago ...

Pffft. I think you mean that you got shot down.

Hopefully with things sorted out Zoomie will still make like the LG train on me.

I wasn't trying, so I wasn't "shot down" ...
I was fishing, and I got skunked ...

There's a difference ...

Whatever you have to tell yourself, mang.

Is it me or is smelling a woman's fart a turn on?

You need a female boss then because you're a natural brown-noser.
LOL

I don't particularly like the smell of the fart, but I really like it when a girl farts. Because it's so rare. It's like the feeling you'd get finally reaching the end of the rainbow and grabbing the leprechaun's pot of gold. In my two+ year relationship I only heard my ex-gf fart once and it was when she was peeing and I made her laugh.

I only heard my ex-gf fart once and it was when she was peeing and I made her laugh.

Love it.

I've never heard Melissa fart ...
... I, however, fart on our cat every chance I get

Sounds like Kyle's ex and Melissa may soon spontaneously combust.