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Current SEX thoughts(Read 494486 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3300 on: November 23, 2012, 01:17:14 PM
Sa-Wing!!
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3301 on: November 23, 2012, 04:08:28 PM
Is he gonna ride his bike up there in the cold-ass fall/winter for more?
... and if so, will you let the lez girl in on it as well?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3302 on: November 23, 2012, 04:52:17 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3303 on: November 23, 2012, 05:27:07 PM
Is he gonna ride his bike up there in the cold-ass fall/winter for more?

Seriously doubt it, I mean, it's COLD.

... and if so, will you let the lez girl in on it as well?

Up to the both of them. I'm good either way.

Sa-Wing!!

Shhaa! Right!

I literally laughed loudly at this!
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3304 on: November 24, 2012, 04:20:09 AM
Hmmmmm ....
Zoomie; rock-starring it ...

Pics/Vids or it never happened ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3305 on: November 24, 2012, 10:32:57 AM
All pics/vids would mean is that Zoomie mastered Photoshop.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3306 on: November 24, 2012, 10:59:59 AM
Graphic proof that Zoomie enjoyed my back door? That can probably be arranged. Maybe I should bleach my anal area for this.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3307 on: November 24, 2012, 05:27:21 PM
YIPPIE!!!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3308 on: November 24, 2012, 05:49:10 PM
YIPPIE!!!!!

Is this true excitement sir?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3309 on: November 24, 2012, 06:02:24 PM
Thrash gets excited about anything anal. The man can't look at the end of a hotdog with out getting somewhat  riled up.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3310 on: November 24, 2012, 07:46:20 PM
It really IS true, you know ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3311 on: November 24, 2012, 10:09:36 PM
Preparation, lubrication, patience, hairpulling, iPhone.

I guess I lied, there will be birthday buttsex...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3312 on: November 25, 2012, 01:24:21 AM
NOW we're talking!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3313 on: November 25, 2012, 08:53:59 AM
Preparation, lubrication, patience, hairpulling, iPhone.

I guess I lied, there will be birthday buttsex...

Now all Dave wants to know is which of our birthdays this will happen on.

Thrash gets excited about anything anal. The man can't look at the end of a hotdog with out getting somewhat  riled up.

We should have random hotdogs laying around the room for the video.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3314 on: November 25, 2012, 09:30:24 AM
Mine's in three weeks.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3315 on: November 25, 2012, 10:33:09 AM
Mine is next friggin' year.

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3316 on: November 26, 2012, 03:17:08 AM
* Thrash cues Jeopardy music *
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3317 on: November 26, 2012, 11:02:24 AM
I'm so broke I can't even come to Jax to look at Melissa's toes...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3318 on: November 26, 2012, 06:25:18 PM
I hope you have that Jeopardy tune on a loop Thrash ...
« Last Edit: November 26, 2012, 06:25:52 PM by Luna »
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3319 on: November 26, 2012, 08:34:01 PM



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3320 on: November 26, 2012, 09:47:56 PM
Necrophilia! Woo-Hoo!



  Or is it staged?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3321 on: November 27, 2012, 04:42:34 AM
That's staged ....
Still hot though ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3322 on: November 29, 2012, 03:15:54 PM
I sent a photo of a drawing of a naked woman to Dave's phone.
Now I feel dirty.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3323 on: November 30, 2012, 12:09:51 AM
I sent a photo of a drawing of a naked woman to Dave's phone.
Now I feel dirty.
That's highlarious. I sent Dave a phone that had nekkid pics on it a few months ago.





Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3324 on: November 30, 2012, 01:51:15 AM
That I FINALLY got off of the damn thing, along with EXTRA PICS she had online linking to it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3325 on: November 30, 2012, 02:17:13 AM
I regularly send vulgar, pornographic, downright slutty pictures to Zoomies' phone.

Ok, I don't really. They are mostly just face shots. Head shots. Shots of just my face. Ok, the word 'shots' is not helping me convey the proper image here.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3326 on: November 30, 2012, 03:09:51 AM
That I FINALLY got off of the damn thing, along with EXTRA PICS she had online linking to it ...
Omg. She isn't that bright.
I can't wait to find out where you post them.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3327 on: November 30, 2012, 11:12:13 PM
Is she the meth freak?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3328 on: December 01, 2012, 01:17:02 AM
Yep.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3329 on: December 01, 2012, 02:01:03 AM
There isn't much sexy about active tweakers. I speak from experience.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-