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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA(Read 10928 times)
Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #30 on: May 06, 2009, 04:52:27 AM
Welcome to my world.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #31 on: May 06, 2009, 06:42:52 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #32 on: May 06, 2009, 07:53:26 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex>Double fist>Tentacles.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #33 on: May 06, 2009, 08:02:36 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex>Double fist>Tentacles>Kyle's penis.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #34 on: May 06, 2009, 08:08:13 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex>Double fist>Tentacles>Kyle's plastic penis.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #35 on: May 06, 2009, 08:21:20 AM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #36 on: May 07, 2009, 02:32:01 AM
Rubber guys, rubber.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #37 on: May 08, 2009, 07:56:42 PM
the majorettes at my high school were super sexy, half naked and had some freaky hot rhythm skills with their big twirling phalli.....mmmmm....high school locker rooms....


still not as good as the women's swim team in college, though. *sigh*


i need a woman. it's been a while. it'll probably be a lot longer.