No, altar boys ...

Nah, I'm done with the under 21 crowd. I'd rather find a man with a few more years experience. Someone that knows what they're doing and knows how to treat a woman's ass.

*raises hand*

Mr Thrash you have my full attention.

*raises cock*

Mr Danzig you now have the floor.

I once rescued a little girl from a burning building with my erect cock.

Poor little girl, now she'll never fuck a fireman when she's older.

Or that's the ONLY people she will fuck.

Good point..

I'm a rescue worker ...

SNAP ...

Thanks, man ...

I think it's just that I relate more to men. I'd rather drink beer or go to a game than sit around at Starbucks talking about how much my Christian Louboutin booties cost me.

Well of course if you think that's all that females do.

It isn't?

No.  My female friends are more like drunken, lazy,  sleazy guys.  For example, when my friend Marissa calls me it's because she wants to go out and make guys buy us stuff, or to go swimming, or bike riding, or out to eat to try the new bbq place down the street.  My friend Noelle calls me to compare crafting ideas.  I guess we are too poor to talk about expensive booties or whatever.

TITS!

Sorry, it had to be said ...

These things are fucking ugly.



let's talk about this:

No.  My female friends are more like drunken, lazy,  sleazy guys.  For example, when my friend Marissa calls me it's because she wants to go out and make guys buy us stuff, or to go swimming, or bike riding, or out to eat to try the new bbq place down the street.  My friend Noelle calls me to compare crafting ideas.  I guess we are too poor to talk about expensive booties or whatever.

I have a few chick friends. All they seem to wanna talk about is when I'm going to settle down and get knocked up. I'd actually take the Starbucks and Christian Louboutin chat over that..

What is up with that woman's body?  She's like man-barbie.

That's Ice T's wife, Coco.

I guess it's confirmed, Ice T's a fag.

a fag into post-op caucasian dudes.

unfortunately, i seem to know a lot of dudes like that.

You have to admit that that's a rockin' badonk-a-donk though.

I call him Baby Poo, he calls me "bitch get over here".
- Coco on pet names between her and Ice T

I think I'd have to hit.

I'm tossed on this one ...

I'm My salad is tossed on this one ...

Fixed.

I think I'd have to hit.

You know she's gotta be a fucking animal in bed, too.

Upon thinking, and jamming a bit, I realize I might have to as well ...