Yeah, even I know that ...

God damn you krsna, that last thing I wanted to know is that Danny Bonaduce's carpet match the drapes.

There will be no naked men unless you ask them to be naked.

There will be no naked men unless you ask them to be naked.

The naked man works 2 out of 3 times.

I think the only way to settle this is for all the guys to post their height along with a picture of their cock with a ruler next to it.

I would, but Kyle would just save it, then whip it out several years from now, to embarass me.

That's a serious worry. It scares me that bagman would whip out other peoples cock at anytime.

why are there so many of you gays around here and how do i get bagman to whip out my cock too?

Uhm, ask him?

So Kyle, did you go out with lil' Sash?  Oh and that other chick said that she cums with you everytime so that you'll continue to fuck her.  She's a fat girl remember?  They have to tell tall tales like that so you'll keep coming back around.  PS-  You and Luke need to come to the bbq Saturday!  What's your number?

Wish I could go to the BBQ Saturday...

Oddly enough, me too ...

Fuck! I haven't gotten on here since last weekend. Where's the party at? It's only 10 -- should be raging for at least another 4 hours, right?? SASHA! Gimme the address.

Party cancelled due to lack of interest.

Instead, Sash and I are going to see a movie tomorrow.

Party cancelled due to lack of interest.

Instead, Sash and I are going to see a movie tomorrow.

Which Sash? *evil eye*

I don't care about your little crush.  Why would I do something with her?

Besides, you've only ever seen her once, so you can hardly call dibs, and you still haven't answered questions about what happened to the "date" you were supposed to go on with Mini-Sash.
So keep that evil eye to yourself. 

I'll give Snaush the brown eye.

Update:  Movie was good; no anal sex.

I'll give Snaush the brown eye.

You'll give her your brown eye? How romantic.

I'll give Snaush the brown eye.

You'll give her your brown eye? How romantic.

Yeah, when I first read that, I thought "I don't think he said what he means."

Because, I mean, after all....

For the love of all that is holy, don't ever Google image search "anal herpes". Or do, whatever. Just make sure safe search is off.

whew.

I should have listened to you.

Live and learn ....