I made this a different thread because I'm sure a lot of people just skim over or don't click the twitter thread.

The fact is you have a duty to please some booty, our Twitter account has 6 followers already and just say the word and I'll give you the password.  I'd like the majority of you to participate.

http://twitter.com/LoadedGunCom

Fuck it, I made a ThrashInc, a DaveThrash, and some other one ...
I'll prolly never use 'em though, admittedly ...

Twitter bores me.

Your mom bores me.

You've never even fucking used it, Mosh.  And by USE I mean accumulate a few followers and followees.

Your mom bores me.

You've never even fucking used it, Mosh.  And by USE I mean accumulate a few followers and followees.

Yeah, she'll do that with her cast iron strap on.

I have used it, and made the determination that I already use enough mindless online tools to keep track of you tools.

Ian, you're not doing that right... Here let me show you.

Look you half-assed fucking half a tweaker, not everyone has the luxury or sitting around all day with nothing to do. Some of us actually WORK for a living instead of sucking the social teat. Go hang out with your existing social networking got-no-life friends and stop trying to make new ones because like everything else you've ever done you will fail.

You know I'm joking, right? Anyway if I tell you my Twitter nick you'll find my other accounts online and I don't want that.

I could give two shits about whatever your "other accounts" are.

Yeah, that's you, Bub. We know there are person(s) on this board who "collect" stuff.

What does Drugmoth do for a living?  Collect government checks? I worked for the disability department at the Social Security Administration and all of us could report Dmoth for fraud if he is collecting checks for a living, since he is of sound body and mind to get all fucked up on cough syrup and willingly admits he has a drug problem.  But we're nice people and we wouldn't do that, plus I'm too lazy.

They know I am of sound body, but not of sound mind (there is a lot you fucks don't know).  And they also know I do drugs. 

we could just kill him. anybody not lazy enough to follow through on that?

I'm not of sound mind to successfully kill anyone.

we could just kill him. anybody not lazy enough to follow through on that?

Everyone here is too lazy..

Plus, they wouldn't want to deal with my wrath if I found out something happened to him.

Would I get a blowjob out of it? One with a prostate massage thrown in?

Would I get a blowjob out of it? One with a prostate massage thrown in?

When you get older & craftier, I suppose that's a good way to get your checkups worked into a busy schedule!

i've already given a cumtastic blowjob today and my lips are tired. how does tomorrow look for you?

don't forget to make the murder look like an accident, so joy won't strap-on fuck either one of us to death. unless of course you're into that sort of thing. what a way to go out.

"Death by bunga-bunga!"

Would I get a blowjob out of it? One with a prostate massage thrown in?

That's my specialty!

I can see why you were apparently "worth it", Joy.