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Literal versions on: June 14, 2009, 01:29:36 AM



Re: Literal versions Reply #1 on: June 15, 2009, 06:10:30 PM
i haven't seen these. i do like the take on me and head over heels ones, though.
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Re: Literal versions Reply #2 on: June 15, 2009, 10:06:03 PM
Ugh, not entertaining.
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Re: Literal versions Reply #3 on: June 16, 2009, 08:48:42 AM
Much like your life.



Re: Literal versions Reply #4 on: June 16, 2009, 12:15:17 PM
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
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Re: Literal versions Reply #5 on: June 16, 2009, 12:20:39 PM
It's like the euro porn directors are using the White Wedding video as their template.
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Re: Literal versions Reply #6 on: June 16, 2009, 11:44:58 PM
or the other way round. Idol is a limey.



Re: Literal versions Reply #7 on: June 17, 2009, 03:37:15 PM
Limeys don't tend to consider themselves Europeans, for some reason.
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Re: Literal versions Reply #8 on: June 18, 2009, 03:27:11 AM
Like how Hawaiians aren't Americans?
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Re: Literal versions Reply #9 on: June 18, 2009, 07:00:08 AM
Limeys don't tend to consider themselves Europeans, for some reason.

Yeah, that be true... Croatian girl at work doesnt think I'm Eurotrash... I'm Irish, how much more Eurotrash could I get?



Re: Literal versions Reply #10 on: June 19, 2009, 02:27:28 AM
Dude, I met this Belfastian (I just made that up/slash/it sounded sorta right. Is it?) chick at Immigration a couple days ago. Total ginger/freckled cutie: great body; HUGE bouncy tits, nice legs/ass, pretty face, very laid back and friendly. I had no idea where she was from when she spoke to me, in fact I could've sworn she was Eastern Euro of some sort cuz of the accent, which somehow didn't sound Irish (or even Northern Irish) at all to me.

Anyway, the funny part was when I was recounting my bullshit day spent at Immigration to Amy, and mentioned how I'd met this N. Irish girl and that when I found out where she was from... well anyway, this was the general conversation we had:

(Me) "Yeah, so she turned out to be N. Irish, and it occurred to me that I'd taken her for something else, but it was amusing that she was a redheaded lass and was effectively the general stereotype for her ethnicity..."

(Amy) "And no doubt you were wondering if the carpet matched the drapes."

What amuses me so much is that I hadn't even considered that.

But now I wonder. And mustn't ginger pubes be kinda gross-lookin'?
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Re: Literal versions Reply #11 on: June 19, 2009, 02:31:11 AM
Nick?
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Re: Literal versions Reply #12 on: June 19, 2009, 03:13:40 AM
sup?
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Re: Literal versions Reply #13 on: June 19, 2009, 03:32:28 AM
But now I wonder. And mustn't ginger pubes be kinda gross-lookin'?

On chicks? Fuck no, it's hot.  On Zoomie? I'm assuming it's hideous.
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Re: Literal versions Reply #14 on: June 19, 2009, 04:50:08 AM
Limeys don't tend to consider themselves Europeans, for some reason.
Yeah, that be true... Croatian girl at work doesnt think I'm Eurotrash... I'm Irish, how much more Eurotrash could I get?

Youre one of the niggers of europe.
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Re: Literal versions Reply #15 on: June 19, 2009, 04:52:21 AM
That would be a sweet band name: Niggers Of Europe
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Re: Literal versions Reply #16 on: June 19, 2009, 01:36:16 PM
i think a lot of naturally redheaded folks have blonde pubes. as a general rule, i've noticed that usually the carpets match the eyebrows.
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Re: Literal versions Reply #17 on: June 19, 2009, 02:07:42 PM
Well you need to show us evidence of this theory.....clearly.
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Re: Literal versions Reply #18 on: June 19, 2009, 02:14:45 PM
unfortunately, i am not a natural redhead. but my blonde/brown eyebrows do match my pubes.
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Re: Literal versions Reply #19 on: June 20, 2009, 10:01:54 PM
Dude, I met this Belfastian (I just made that up/slash/it sounded sorta right. Is it?) chick at Immigration a couple days ago. Total ginger/freckled cutie: great body; HUGE bouncy tits, nice legs/ass, pretty face, very laid back and friendly. I had no idea where she was from when she spoke to me, in fact I could've sworn she was Eastern Euro of some sort cuz of the accent, which somehow didn't sound Irish (or even Northern Irish) at all to me.

I've always said that Ulster girls are gorgeous. Posted that a few times here in the past.




Re: Literal versions Reply #20 on: June 21, 2009, 02:19:43 AM
Sarah is right..they are sorta blondish. I wont be posting pics of that X.
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