And lots of it.

Also, if we wiped all the Catholics & Muslims off of the face of the earth, we could reduce population by nearly 3 billion!

Sounds like a plan!

Who can you hire to DO the dastardly deed?

I'm willing to do it. But I'll need a hell of a lot of ammo!

Oh, and an expense account.

Vote on gay marriage if you're reading this, Dylan. The Maine vote is today. Do it, fag.

Also there's a medical marijuana vote on the Maine ballot.

43 shot in Fort Hood by 2 or 3 shooters. One of them was a Major. Not bad. Anybody live near there?

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/carrie-prejean-miss-usa-pageant-lawsuit-sex-tape/story?id=9005288

That stupid cunt Carrie Prejean hated on gays, managed to get herself fired (seriously, how?!?) from being a beauty pageant winner, then thought it would be a good idea to sue the pageant officials while apparently having a sex tape in circulation.

I do like that Jesus apparently thinks engaging in premarital sex (and videotaping it!) is ok, but gay marriage is an affront to Christian values.

Another dumb bitch. With nice tits.

The best money can buy!

43 shot in Fort Hood by 2 or 3 shooters. One of them was a Major. Not bad. Anybody live near there?

It's up north, between Austin and Fort Worth/Dallas, so the Austinite's are the closest.

Only one shooter. The base Psychiatrist.

 

... with a brand new take on self-medicating.

NPR reported last night that he had been reprimanded for proselytizing Islam to his patients returning from Iraq and Afghanistan, but he was recently promoted to Major so that can't be right. Anyway if he had been doing that one of his patients would have fragged him long ago...

Well, it clearly isnt the army's fault.

Clearly. Because when you come back from a year of Muslims trying to kill you, the first person you want to tell your troubles to is a Muslim...

EDIT: Corrected for clarity.

ADDED: It's obvious (based on reporting) that this guy has had issues with the wars, being in the army and his fellow soldiers for quite some time. So lest you think I was serious, this guy should have been cut loose a long time ago. Unfortunately when the army needs warm bodies to both dispatch and stop flying bits of metal they don't really give a shit what a number in a uniform thinks.

We should probably round up all Muslims and place them in internment camps for the duration of this war on terror. It would keep obvious Al-Qaeda events like this from happening and how could it have any negative splashback? It worked in WWII, and the Japanese love us.

If you also include catholics and evangelicals, then I am all for "internment camps" in the sense that conspiracy theorists keep imagining them - with guillotines & mass graves.

It'll be an implementation of my population reduction plan and can set an example for the rest of the world!

Oh just cut out all the bullshit and spray birth control over every landmass.

Yeah, but with a little bit of the arbeit macht frei, we could work down the national debt. I like the idea of camps.

you fucking nazi

Lead can be used for 'birth control'.

you fucking nazi

Muslim sympathizer!

If the whole point of "war" is to Conquer New Territory,

when did anyone decide that Occupation of conquered territories was Politically Incorrect?

SNAP!  Oh yeah :

when the loser's started whining and crying about their culture, their belongings and their rights,

which, if they LOST, they really don't HAVE any of, anymore.

Victors in wars of conquest have never considered the complaints of the conquered to be politically relevant.
I think you have the wrong idea about why we're at war.

Not really ~ i'm trying to look at the whole Idea of war, and what it's supposed to accomplish.

The reason  for war?

Is ALWAYS "We don't agree with them, nor particularly like them."  Oh!  And the ever-popular:  "We want what they've got."

Sounds like you're under the false impression that we're at war with Afghanistan and/or Iraq.

If the whole point of "war" is to Conquer New Territory,

think you have the wrong idea about why we're at war.

Their "territory" was conquered long ago when it was split up and provisioned out to various puppet leaders by the British to limit any single factions power.
The one thing they never really conquered and never will, is the people themselves.

The US is committed to maintaining an artificial reality in the middle east. 

Zoomie - please let the purchaser of this be you. Please.

That has to be the worst of it's kind I have seen over the last 15 years. (since they became really cool)

OK but I want the same NHRA sticker and I want the piping and trim in burgundy, not blue.