Even though it's quoted, I'm changing this shit.

Let's say you really wanted to fuck one of your coworkers.

Let's say you both got wasted at the bar.

Let's also say you smelled your own fingers right now to make sure you didn't get too carried away when opportunity presented itself.

Would you call out tomorrow?

^5

Fuck I was wasted.  And today might be awkward.

So was today awkward?

No, because half the office called out sick.

Damm, you really got around eh..

Dude you're still and always my hero.

Dude you're still and always my hero.

Damm, you really got around eh..

If by really got around you mean...don't remember half the night and are terrified of what you'll be told once you talk to people who were there...then yes.

A++++ THREAD WOULD RECOMMEND!

I did really sit in a bar with my roommate prior to posting this thread and try to smell my own fingers in my drunken stupor to figure out if I had done anything.

Meh. That's not as embarrassing as asking everyone else in the bar to smell your fingers and tell you what they think.

Uh, not that I've done that or anything...

OMG IF SOMEONE WALKED UP TO ME AT A BAR AND SAID "SMELL MY FINGERS" YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS I WOULD NEVER DO THAT SHIT!

So, did you get lucky or what Emp? You should have gotten your room mate to smell your dick. I thought you were smart.

GREATEST THREAD EVER!!!!!

*giggles like a child*

So a guy walks into a bar and asks everyone to smell his finger...

so what did your fingers smell like?

Yes, that's what we're waiting to hear.

Did they smell like:

A) Stale beer
B) Pussy
C) Ass
d) Asspussy

I'm scared yet intrigued about smell D.

They smelled like perfume.  And I didn't get lucky.  It means my work life is slightly less awkward than I was worried it would be, which probably outweighs the other possibility.


Lately I've been pleasantly surprised the day after drinking too much.  Nothing I would regret has happened.  The worst this year is passing out on my stoop after stripping down to my underwear and frankly, people sitting around on stoops in various states of undress is a daily sight in my neighborhood anyway.

Booooooooooooooooooooring!

Ok, I'll make the story better:

I got lucky.  My fingers smelled like asspussy and she's trying to clean the semen stains out of the backseat of her car.

Ha ha@! Awesome!

Now just wait till she starts to fuck with you at work!

she sounds like a total whore! but you sound awesome!

that's how it goes, right? double standards and all that?

i wonder if she's at home trying to sniff her bajingo to see if it smells like fingers what have been dipped in beer.

she sounds like a total whore! but you sound awesome!

that's how it goes, right? double standards and all that?

i wonder if she's at home trying to sniff her bajingo to see if it smells like fingers what have been dipped in beer.

I don't understand the point of the first part of this, but the second part is funny as hell.

Really?

I thought I sounded like a drunk asshole.

oh, c'mon! everyone knows the double standard, don't they? a guy scores with a bunch of chicks and he's a hero. a chick sleeps with a bunch of dudes and she's just a slut.

But who cares about that except for sluts?

former sluts!

Well, anyway, reasonable adults don't care about that kind of stuff.

sure, in theory!