You guys have Fathers Day outside the US?

It was yesterday here btw. My son gave me an 8th of bud. I didn't even know it was fathers day myself until the checkout girl at the supper market told me "happy fathers day!" I didn't get home until about 10:00p but he came over about 11:00p so he just made it.

Then we smoked a bowl.

Happy (belated) Fathers Day for all whom it applies to.

I tried to call my dad 3 times and he didn't answer his phone all day.

Not sure.

It was my dad's birthday on Wednesday. I amazoned him a bunch of stuff.

I made a present! A very cheesy homemade one. I basically finger painted an empty (of course) tissue box to make it look like a cricket pitch and made some stick people and said it's a cricket game. I didn't explain the rules though... But hey, he got a (cruddy) present, I got finger painting!

My best present that I ever game him was a collage of all the things he wasn't getting for fathers day that year. Just because he handed me a brochure from Maplins a few days before.

It was my dad's birthday on Wednesday. I amazoned him a bunch of stuff.

I'm about to do the same tonight, my pops turns 57 tomorrow.

It occurs to me that perhaps that should be "amazonned". Thoughts?

 Results 1 - 10 of about 3,420,000 for amazoned. (0.21 seconds)
 Results 1 - 10 of about 674 for amazonned. (0.18 seconds)

I let google do the thinking.

I would've put amazon'd personally...

My dad always "forgets" my birthday, so I "forgot" fathers day.  I won't "forget" his birthday though.

I wish an 8th of bud could be amazonned to me

I think Fathers day here is in September, but I dont take much notice of such things.

I'll bet your illegitimate children do.

I tried to go visit my Dad but he was out gambling.

amazon-ed? amazon'd? what the fuck are we going to do about this one? word dilemma! i'll be stressing about this for a few days.

amazon-ed? amazon'd? what the fuck are we going to do about this one? word dilemma! i'll be stressing about this for a few days.

Only a few?

Called my dad, got nothing ...
Found out he was in the hospital with his (really nice) wife; she was sick ...
... I'm assuming anaphilaxis again

I'll bet your illegitimate children do.

I have some?

Cool!

What kind of fuckstick son gives his dad an eighth of weed... That he probably grew himself?

What kind of fuckstick son gives his dad an eighth of weed... That he probably grew himself?

Hahahahaha well he did give me a bowl for my birthday. OMG do you think he's trying to get me hooked on DOPE!

You guys have Fathers Day outside the US?

Hahahahaha well he did give me a bowl for my birthday. OMG do you think he's trying to get me hooked on DOPE!

I'd say the damage has already been done.

Yeah ...

monkey tits

I meant he should have given you at least a half.

hahahahaha ....
He's giving his the rest for his birthday ....

What I wanna know is how he wrapped it ...

It was a tinnie of course.

I dunno if "tinnie" translates.

it doesn't

I think it's their version of "a lid" which for those too young to know, was the amount of weed you could pack into the metal lid of a Hellman's Mayonnaise jar. About 40 years ago...

Ok, even I'M not that old ...

tinnie : $25 of weed wraped in tin foil. AKA : A stick.