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RIP Michael Jackson(Read 7533 times)
RIP Michael Jackson on: June 25, 2009, 07:43:20 PM
wow


I guess this was just over an hour ago. I wonder if he gets a state funeral by your lot :-P
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 07:54:59 PM
This sucks....I liked reading about the stupid stuff he did.

Will Google put a mask over their logo on the anniversary of his death ?
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 10:12:34 PM
To quote a friend, this will make the funeral of Princess Diana look like a conservative cotillion.
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 12:34:18 AM
You know how many other people died today?  ~150,000.

They're all on their way to being dirt now.  And no one is going to remember any of them, including Michael Jackson, because human civilization is going to fade into the dirt of the earth and be swallowed by the sun.
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 04:48:15 AM
You know how many other people died today?  ~150,000.

They're all on their way to being dirt now.  And no one is going to remember any of them, including Michael Jackson, because human civilization is going to fade into the dirt of the earth and be swallowed by the sun.

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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 05:02:59 AM
One less kiddie fiddler out there...




Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 05:44:38 AM
One less kiddie fiddler out there...


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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #7 on: June 26, 2009, 06:38:51 AM
One less kiddie fiddler out there...

No need to worry...he created a few of them.
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #8 on: June 26, 2009, 06:50:22 AM
One less kiddie fiddler out there...

No need to worry...he created a few of them.

Sad, but true.
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #9 on: June 26, 2009, 07:52:17 AM
poor farrah fawcett.



Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 08:44:48 AM
I dont think he was even cold when the jokes started flying.

Some of the better ones:

As a tribute to MJ, McDonalds have released a McJackson Burger. Its a 50 year old piece of meat between 2 8 year old buns

When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God asked her to make a wish. Farrah said she wanted all children to be safe. God then killed Michael Jackson.

MJ didnt die of a heart attack, he was having a stroke in the childrens ward.



Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #11 on: June 26, 2009, 09:55:02 AM
Frankly. I've been enjoying all his music on the radio since he peaced out.

Annie are you ok?



Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #12 on: June 26, 2009, 10:06:40 AM
You've been hit, you've been struck by, a smooooth rubbercock.
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #13 on: June 26, 2009, 11:33:04 AM
Ha hahah!
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #14 on: June 26, 2009, 11:59:31 AM
To quote Krsna's avatar:

The man can't be guilty your honor, he did Thriller!

So Mr. Chappelle, are you saying that you would let your kids stay with Michael Jackson?

Fuck no!
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #15 on: June 28, 2009, 02:01:24 PM
The police seem to be protecting the attending doctor, could this have been a hit?

I'm just saying, could that be plausible?

You know, Anna Nicole's doctor was the prime suspect from day one.
If simply for negligence and/or incompetence if nothing else. Here they seem to going out of their way to clear this doctor in the media.

I wonder what the subject matter of MJ,s new "comeback" songs was to be.
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #16 on: June 28, 2009, 03:34:23 PM
A few girls I know had tickets to his comeback tour in London.

They're holding out for a refund and/or a tribute concert.



Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #17 on: June 28, 2009, 04:59:34 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #18 on: June 28, 2009, 06:54:44 PM
*slow clap*
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #19 on: June 28, 2009, 06:57:42 PM
It's good that Jesse Jackson is getting his radio time out of this
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #20 on: June 28, 2009, 06:59:34 PM
It's always good to hear from him ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #21 on: June 28, 2009, 10:52:05 PM
This sucks....I liked reading about the stupid stuff he did.

Will Google put a mask over their logo on the anniversary of his death ?

This was a really interesting read last night.  Long, though.  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196009/Im-better-dead-Im-How-Michael-Jackson-predicted-death-months-ago.html
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #22 on: June 29, 2009, 01:38:36 AM
There was some debate over who died first, Farrah Fawcet or MJ, as usual, MJ came in a little behind.
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #23 on: June 29, 2009, 01:35:11 PM
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #24 on: July 08, 2009, 11:33:14 AM
Alright. Who caught some of this yesterday?



Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #25 on: July 08, 2009, 12:17:45 PM
I was sickened by the vid of his daughter crying and they kept lifting her head up and adjusting the dais mic. "GET IT ON VIDEO DAMMIT!!!!" Fucking whores. She's a little kid who lost her father, no matter the facts.
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #26 on: July 08, 2009, 12:28:48 PM
That's the only part of the whole thing I saw, and it was extremely sad in every way possible.
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #27 on: July 08, 2009, 02:31:50 PM
I wanted to see some of the performances yesterday (cause let's face it, the music isn't bad and the performers aren't either) I was pretty sad smoky didnt perform... but anyways...

I headed out after Jesse Jackson did his speech. "Aint nothing strange about your daddy. It's strange what your daddy had to deal with"
Really?

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I was sickened by the vid of his daughter crying and they kept lifting her head up and adjusting the dais mic. "GET IT ON VIDEO DAMMIT!!!!" Fucking whores. She's a little kid who lost her father, no matter the facts.
I saw that this morning and it sickened me too. Why put that kid up there? 1. She lost her father, father figure, whatever  2. Didn't MJ go to GREAT LENGTHS to protect those kids from the media? Why is the family putting her face up there now?
What a strange family.

Last, unrelated note: Krsna I think I ran into "A Rock Cost 7" at Silk City last night. I went to that bleeding vagina of a bar to see a few musician friends who are back in town for the next few days - lots of local philly music was there. Well anyways, a rock cost 7 came up to me and detroit and started saying "Why do they keep playing MJ's Music? Cant they just let him rest in peace? Hey you got a quarter?"




Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #28 on: July 08, 2009, 02:57:12 PM
Apparently Paris wanted to make that speach of her own accord. If that's true it's very touching, and I certainly wouldn't have wanted to deny her from being able to speak her mind about her love for her father.

Mello, you've lost me. What's a rock cost 7?
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson Reply #29 on: July 08, 2009, 03:06:52 PM
Good point. If this was her desire, then sure. She's got to be, what 10, 12 now? You and I both know they've got their own minds by that point.

A Rock Costs 7 was this hobo that accosted us outside on 5th street on the walk between the Ministry and Silk City. He came up to you, hugged you, asked how you were doing, how was work, ect. then asked you for a dollar.
You might remember that the one who discovered the rape barn, very drunk, gave this person 5 bucks. Then "A Rock Cost 7" asked this person for another dollar to which he hilariously replied: "I gave you enough to get a slice of pizza, a joint and a 40" and the hobo responds: "But a Rock Cost $7".