Just for that, skinny bitches:

I have to penalize you 10 yards, however, the call is coming from the booth, not from me ...

Kind of a lame tat on her arm... wtf am I saying?

Yes.

How can you have nipples without any fatty tissue surrounding them??? Even Drew Carey could fill an A cup... And then she pierced them?  She's either 12 or she's swallowing too much cum to be classified an eating disorder.

And I thought I told you to get out of my thread?

How can you have nipples without any fatty tissue surrounding them??? Even Drew Carey could fill an A cup... And then she pierced them?  She's either 12 or she's swallowing too much cum to be classified an eating disorder.

 If you look closely you'll see that there is some definite shadowing defining the edges of her breast, but that the lighting and contrast largely disguises it. She's probably a smallish B-cup, I'd say. A fun little pair of mouthfuls, all the softness and sensitivity you could ask for without any of the disruptive inconveniences often caused by larger assets.

And I thought I told you to get out of my thread?

It's what you get for being an ungrateful prick.

No its what YOU get for posting krsna's trannies in here.

What most people don't know is that the "Lost Chapters" of the Diary of Anne Frank were the screenplay of the world's first snuff film.

My current girlfriendfriend-with-benefits is pretty thin (you've already seen some photos of her). But her tits are immense and voluptuous. There is not much hotter than a skinny gal with large breasts. I posted about how I told her I thought they were beautiful and she didn't because they are too big.

Well she brought up a valid point the other night which I hadn't thought of before. She says it's a bitch to clean herself in the shower, because she can't see what she's doing! Haha because the big tits are right in her way and she's trying to look down and clean her cooter, or legs or whatever.

Huh, never thought about that before.

Pretty close to her build...

Sounds to me like she's complagging.

i.e. "Oh, it's such a burden to have this tremendously large cock. People are always staring at it and it makes me uncomfortable..."

Sounds to me like she's complagging.

i.e. "Oh, it's such a burden to have this tremendously large cock. People are always staring at it and it makes me uncomfortable..."

(you've already seen some photos of her)

Lies

(you've already seen some photos of her)

Lies

Memory lapse on your part.

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=654.0

A few post further down that thread...

Speaking of that... it's been almost 6 months and I guess I need to drag my ass to a local clinic and get my penis swabbed. J told me she had a clean bill of health, and so did suicide girl a few weeks ago, and no itching/oozing/discoloration/pimples/lice/warts, etc.

Guess who ! and thinking on it (which I dont suggest any of you try) maybe you got (delayed visual signs) infected by one of them.

So yeah. Epic douchebaggery. Your virginity was funny. Your losing it doubly so. You've since turned into Creepo the creepy creep. The only people you're entertaining with this shite are Geek, whose cruelty is legendary and tricky, who can't commit to a disembodied penis.

HAHAHAHA yeah.

Hahahaha!

and tricky, who can't commit to a disembodied penis.

well, I'm finding out that I can and would like to commit to a penis (one thats attached to a person). it's just that i was with two different guys who both turned out to be so very wrong for me, that it almost ruined me on ever wanting to date again. but why am i telling you this? everything i say and do are for my own reasons, not because i'm a slut or whatever it is that you people may think of me.

and i totally forgot what bagmans fuckhole looks like. oh well.  

hahaha krsna win.

Well she brought up a valid point the other night which I hadn't thought of before. She says it's a bitch to clean herself in the shower, because she can't see what she's doing! Haha because the big tits are right in her way and she's trying to look down and clean her cooter, or legs or whatever.

Unless she has tiny t-rex arms or the intelligence of a snail, she's fully capable of cleaning herself in the shower. I bet her tits are no bigger than mine and Im 100% capable and not mentally challenged.
You just got fished for a compliment.
Bagman Fail.

Please notice that at this point this thread has gone from Zoomie's fat bitches to my contrarian skinny lasses to Kyle's super-secret misogyny.

Please notice that almost every thread in Sex inexorably descends to this same lowest common denominator.

Re-railing the thread, a little:

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/08/helena_bonham_carter_in_a_swim.php

No.

This is how it's done:

Retards, by the pound.

WTF? They forgot the May Pole.

Uhm, ....
NO!!!

hot!

hot!

Dude, I know just the place. It's like a rodeo bar full of chunky sluts just a block off bourbon street. Heels and fishnets, tanktops and panties, very busy hands and not enough light to see what they actually look like.

And they have Abita and Guinness on tap. I can't think of a more perfect stop...

ugh, fatty folds of skin on the upper back. *dry retches*

well, I'm finding out that I can and would like to commit to a penis (one thats attached to a person). it's just that i was with two different guys who both turned out to be so very wrong for me, that it almost ruined me on ever wanting to date again. but why am i telling you this? everything i say and do are for my own reasons, not because i'm a slut or whatever it is that you people may think of me.

and i totally forgot what bagmans fuckhole looks like. oh well.  

Why would anyone think you're a slut??

Unless you ARE, in which case, ...

But if you aren't?  Just 'cuz you talk a good line, does NOT mean you DO those things.

Right, Zoomie?  lmao

Not a slut, nope! I just pretend that I am.