My usual retort would be "Your MOM is unnatural" but... common knowledge.

I usually go your face, they go your mum, I go your mums face. It works.

Her mom was sold to her father for one dead cow and a 2 burner bbq.

what's the point in selling her for food when she can't cook it?
...my brother and me on the other hand, o.O

If it doesn't work out you're going to get cooked in the garden.

post more of your friend Heather

Ha! It seems she did a few other movies, too. She told me, "Happy hunting , you asshole. Seriously, though... I didn't take the anal well. I was disappointed with myself."

She won't tell me what other sites she did it for.

THAT is pure gold ...

post more of your friend Heather

Ha! It seems she did a few other movies, too. She told me, "Happy hunting , you asshole. Seriously, though... I didn't take the anal well. I was disappointed with myself."

She won't tell me what other sites she did it for.

THAT is pure gold ...

Maybe she'll give you oral since your wife won't.  Tell her that if you can find all of her scenes, she'll owe you a BJ!

But she didn't take anal well ...
Offer to "help her further her career" ...

[Randy Savage]oooooh yeeeeah![/Randy Savage]

Yeah, I'd do that one in a heartbeat ....
I saw this pretty big girl last night, however, she was really nice looking ...
... I still couldn't do it

Shes almost perfect.

Ok, why not?





















THIS is the point of this thread; I've quoted Zoomie here:

You did great through this one:



After that I lost interest and my supper.

I tried to hit it from both sides of the fence ...

She looks kinda like Mariska Hargitay if she let herself go.

Oh. This is why:

Wait ...
PS, anyone?

Um, they already did?

* Thrash shakes his head *

I haven't put one of these up in a while, so:

Sorry fyre. Those don't pass muster. Give them some cake. A lot of cake.

Sorry Thanks fyre. Those don't pass muster. Give them some cake cock. A lot of cake cock.

My thread, too skinny, fuck off, the end.

S'what I'm talkin' 'bout.

My thread, too skinny, fuck off, the end.

I have it on good info that i'm your alter which makes this my thread too... And i say those girls were goddamn perfect. ^.^

OMG!!!

We can MARRY!!!

I'm not quite as big as the morbidly obese ones, but I AM bigger than the gorgeous ones.

Oh.  And I like the top ~ but I'm old and saggy, so you MUST close your eyes!!!  roflmao

I didnt think gay marriage was legal in Texas...

Oh man, how'd you like that queefing in your face?

I would personally love it.