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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


H A L P !!!(Read 2317 times)
H A L P !!! on: August 02, 2009, 02:36:37 AM
i MUST destroy the touchpad of this laptop, ASAP.


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Re: H A L P !!! Reply #1 on: August 02, 2009, 02:53:42 AM
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Re: H A L P !!! Reply #2 on: August 02, 2009, 02:56:15 AM
HAHAHAHA! Man, that didn't come out anything like I thought it might, but still. That's a fucking perfect response if I ever saw one.
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Re: H A L P !!! Reply #3 on: August 02, 2009, 02:57:22 AM
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Honestly. This is my BEST.   POST.   EVARR.
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Re: H A L P !!! Reply #4 on: August 02, 2009, 04:45:54 AM
Get a wireless mouse, make your life simple.
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Re: H A L P !!! Reply #5 on: August 02, 2009, 05:07:12 AM
Si, I agree.

p.s. I thought you meant it to turn out that way.
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Re: H A L P !!! Reply #6 on: August 02, 2009, 06:28:34 AM
Me too, it sent chills down my spine when I saw that post.



Re: H A L P !!! Reply #7 on: August 02, 2009, 10:21:37 AM
I did destroy the touchpad on my laptop. 

I don't know how I did it but it won't respond to anything. The keys there don't work either. Now I have to use a USB mouse which is annoying...



Re: H A L P !!! Reply #8 on: August 02, 2009, 12:39:15 PM
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Excellent response.

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Re: H A L P !!! Reply #9 on: August 02, 2009, 10:48:55 PM
You can nominate whatever you want.....doesn't mean it's gonna count.
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Re: H A L P !!! Reply #10 on: August 03, 2009, 03:01:15 PM
Too bad I can't quote it; it won't work in the quotebox ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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