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General Category => Substance Abuse => Topic started by: FAH-Q on March 25, 2010, 04:21:14 AM
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I dunno why this hasn't occurred to me sooner but this is much more my type of thread than either of the others.
I'm dah-runk and high as fuck. Many dank-ass yardie joints were smoked tonight, as well as a shitload of beer and cider and once those ran out a couple bottles of nice red wine. Love that red wine.
*EDITED: thread made sticky -Drugmoth
*EDITED: Became unstickied for some reason; fixed - Thrash
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Remind me there are embarrassing drunk me-making-faces pics to go with this drunk-ass-stoned-ass post.
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Or not. Sober me might prefer if not. Whichever. Fuck you sober me. You can't say shit, bitch. Drunk me runs this shit tonight. REPRESENT.
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This was an undergrad game for me. Since going back to school I've had to cut back and select one over the other and to my disappointment I've gone with the legal alternative. I say disappointment because I genuinely prefer smoking more if for no other reason than the reduction in unpleasant side effects. As soon as I can afford to in terms of time I fully plan to return to a pleasant mix of drink, smoke, and the rare celebratory munchroom. I'll always be an experimenter at heart, but I've tried most of the stuff that's readily available and I'm also kind of terminally lazy.
Anyway this thread was a bit of a downer for me this morning as I realized it would probably be months before I legitimately got a chance to post true CD&HTs, but a friend helped me out tonight so that I could address that pesky insomnia. I headed out early and when I got home I realized a few drinks would be perfect to help me drift out to sleep. Now I'm listening to Flying Lizards in honor of the LP I just scored at the thrift store this afternoon. My teeth is brushed and I'm in my pyjamas. From a rocky start today has become halcyon.
CD&HT: I wish I had another bottle of Fernet....
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How the fuck can I type somewhat coherent stuff yet then have no recollection of posting any of this crap?
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Remind me there are embarrassing drunk me-making-faces pics to go with this drunk-ass-stoned-ass post.
Haha, post these please.
How the fuck can I type somewhat coherent stuff yet then have no recollection of posting any of this crap?
This happens to me also. I'm a stickler for typing correctly, even if I'm fux0r3d.
Oh yeah, and I think I might modify this thread and make it a sticky.
*ANNOTATION: Oh yeah, and Si, if for some reason you think I was completely fascist by changing your subject, I'll gladly change it back.
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I'm a stickler for typing correctly, even if I'm fux0r3d.
I dig your style. I do the same.
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I can see the point of the sticky, and I don't really care about the title change, but you didn't really even change the title so much as rearrange it and add a redundant bit. But whatevs, it's all bueno.
I wish I was drunk. Need to go get high instead.
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I'll pour one out for you. Tonight I drink.
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I can see the point of the sticky, and I don't really care about the title change, but you didn't really even change the title so much as rearrange it and add a redundant bit. But whatevs, it's all bueno.
I wish I was drunk. Need to go get high instead.
It's a bit of a tongue-in-cheek joke actually.
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I smoked a joint, took a percocet, and drank a beer Sunday night while watching all of Baltimore's biggest punk bands play a show together.
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Been sober since last fri, that may change today, in fact almost assuredly will. Been smoking straight through though.
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True. Kind of ironic that the first post under the new name was the first triple drug combo and thus the best example of poly-drug use yet.
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OK, either something's happened with the board or there's a conspiracy to fuck with me when I'm fucked up. WTF?
/me = wasted x 3
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Posting for glory. Frankly I'm surprised to be posting in this thread given the trend of the evening but there we go.
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Goodnight Springton. There will be no encore.
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How the fuck can I type somewhat coherent stuff yet then have no recollection of posting any of this crap?
ROFLMFAO!!!
Welcome to MY World!!!
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I apparently went to a Kentucky Derby party while drunk and high on Saturday.
I don't really remember much between drinking a 4 Loko (http://www.drinkfour.com/ (http://www.drinkfour.com/)) and sobering up while sitting in my underwear in a kiddie pool at a different person's house.
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Man, the ONLY thing that saves my face is the fact that I don't GO anywhere when I'm drunk and high, so no one actually SEES me in this condition!
That's not to say that I don't Still TOTALLY enjoy y'all's stories of fuktardedness,
just glad I don't have much of an audience, and No One that SEES me the next day,
to Rub It In!
p.s. I'm high and getting drunk! New batch, and it's All That!
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I would rather have fun than save face.
I'm honestly more embarrassed that I work 50 hours a week, which is something I never, ever thought I would do.
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But you enjoy the benefits so ****
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Mostly I'm grateful that I had good insurance so I've only had to pay a fraction of the medical bills I've run up the past two years, between getting a plate put in my wrist and having my gall bladder removed.
That's tens of thousands of dollars I never would have been able to pay if I had taken the sort of slacker job that I really want.
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That wrist was fucking serious, huh?
D&HCT1: I was higher than drunk earlier and now am drunker than high, but a joint should restore the balance.
D&HCT2: Scotch on the rocks is a fucking awesome drink. Why have I rejected it for so long? Why did I let my love of a nip of neat, room temperature Scotch dissuade me from giving this a chance? It's a drink I can actually sip at relatively slowly, plus it's more refreshing than neat warm booze. And it gets slightly weaker the longer I drink it. It's also way fucking cheaper than drinking beer or cider, in that I'm not gonna have fucking thirty of these. That said, I doubt I'd want to make this my "out" drink. Driving home is certainly easier with a belly full of beer than a belly full of whisky. But hey, if it saves me some money on my home drinking then fuck it, why not?
D&HCT3: I seem to be drunker than I thought. That wasn't supposed to turn into quite such a ramble of self-dialogue.
D&HCT4: Speaking of saving money, why the fuck is Famous Grouse so relatively cheap? I'm not complaining, but I'd take Grouse over any of the Johnnies, Chivas, Glenfiddich, Laphroaig, etc. Whiskies that are far more expensive than Grouse. I guess maybe it's just me but Grouse is fucking delicious.
D&HCT5: Speaking of speaking of saving money, I'm now horrified at the idea of paying EC$400 for an oz of weed, since I can get reliably good stuff for EC$235/oz these days.
D&HCT6: Oh right, weed. brb gotta go roll a spliff
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D&HCT7: ahhhhhh! :)
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The Fly's - Got you where I want you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM_OWaItNJM#lq-lq2-hq)
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You are one party dude. That's why Fyrer considers you a nemesis. You're the only one here who can challenge her record for getting fucked up.
Wish I could have known you in a previous life buddy. Back in the day ect...
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On Saturday, I took a hydroxyzine pam, two percocets, and drank some cider.
That was way too much. I've still got a ton of percocet left from my surgery (they gave me freaking 70?!) but think I'm completely over abusing it.
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I cant get drunk and high. The stomach-churning properties of both those narcotics multiply and assault my gut front on.
This prevented me from getting laid on three separate occasions before I gave up on weed to focus on my drinking
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You are one party dude. That's why Fyrer considers you a nemesis. You're the only one here who can challenge her record for getting fucked up.
Wish I could have known you in a previous life buddy. Back in the day ect...
NOOO! It's HIP that's my nemesis!
The rest of y'all seem like regular peeps, to me! (Poor THANGS!)
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I think you're fixating. Katie is not to be trusted but she can't really be considered a web nemesis.
Just a dork like the rest of us.
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/me scratches his chin *
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DID i fuck up,
once again?
Well, that's my drunken, high wEnder of the moment.
Please? Don't just SAY "yes."
Back it up with SOMETHING, okay?
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NOOO! It's HIP that's my nemesis!
Really? How come?
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i suppose because we just basically don't connect.
She's more into self,
how things affect HER, in her life,
what they'll MEAN.
i'm not so much that way, 'cuz i don't think i'm anything "special."
I didn't fall for that, when it was presented to me.
I KNOW i'm NOT "All That."
i'm just a regular person, not something special, and it freaks me out when anyone treats me like i'm special.
i consider it a blessing, a miracle in my lifetime, as it were. lol
Hip thinks she's Special,
that just the fact that she was born and isn't repulsive, and is indeed ATTRACTIVE to folks, is some sort of achievement.
It isn't.
She'll get old, too, and have to deal with the younger gen,
and although she'll sure enough be a milf,
she'll never be her mate's best friend, 'cuz she can't.
She's her OWN best friend, and doesn't need anything, nor anyONE, else, as far as she can see.
Si? This isn't right. I shouldn't say these things,
whether or not they're true.
She's a beautiful young woman,
and she's making her way in life,
as SHE sees fit,
and that's how it SHOULD be.
I'm just a BUTT HURT "old bag." eh?
Thank GOD for tampons to soothe my sore anus! rofl
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i suppose because we just basically don't connect.
She's more into self,
how things affect HER, in her life,
what they'll MEAN, to HER.
i'm not so much that way, 'cuz i don't think i'm anything "special."
I didn't fall for that, when it was presented to me.
Hip thinks she's Special,
that just the fact that she was born and isn't repulsive, and is indeed ATTRACTIVE to folks, is some sort of achievement.
It isn't.
She'll get old, too, and have to deal with the younger gen,
and although she'll sure enough be a milf,
she'll never be her mate's best friend, 'cuz she can't.
She's her OWN best friend, and doesn't need anything, nor anyONE, else, as far as she can see.
Si? This isn't right. I shouldn't say these things,
whether or not they're true.
She's a beautiful young woman,
and she's making her way in life,
as SHE sees fit,
and that's how it SHOULD be.
I'm just a BUTT HURT "old bag." eh?
Thank GOD for tampons to soothe my sore anus! rofl
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/me is *proper smashed right now, from various intoxicants. and IT. IS. AWESOME! :D!
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* 'proper', as in: 'well'/'very' (if you're a brit)... or 'way'/'totally' (if you're a yank)
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...in vaguely related news, for dinner this afternoon/evening I had proper-job fish & chips with tartar sauce and malt vinegar. And I took home a proper-job English-chip-shop Madras chicken curry, which I just ate cuz I'm home and drunk/hungry. Lovely.
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D&HCT:
-I'm pretty disappointed in the rest of youse guys as well as myself, for having left this thread out in the cold for so long.
-anyway, the weed here is awesome, now that I have a proper hookup. I took one big spliff with me on a contraband beer run yesterday, and in 165 miles (round trip) I smoked a third on the way, a third on the way back, then still had a good third to smoke afterwards.
-stoned and vaguely drunk tonight, currently drinking a 40 of Superior and about to eat some makeshift nachos
-latinas are sooo fucking hot
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-latinas are sooo fucking hot
Sasha once commented in a slightly surprised voice "Luke likes brown girls?!"
Latinas are amazing, but EVERY SINGLE ONE of them is fucking insane.
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Yes they are. And too many of them are married to Jesus already...
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Women Latinas are amazing, but EVERY SINGLE ONE of them is fucking insane.
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Point...
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Women Latinas are amazing, but EVERY SINGLE ONE of them is fucking insane.
I can only speak for me when I say, yes I am. And every woman I have ever encountered-- weather in relationships, friendships, relatives, co-workers, one-night-stands, cashiers, bank tellers, whatever-- was also insane.
And I'm not high or drunk. Although I'd like a drink.
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Damn; and I can't just "Like" that last post ...
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I'd just like to say, that was the *first* time I had ever successfully quoted something here. And at the moment, I wish I were incredibly drunk and high, and sharing a pile of sheets on a wooden floor with a brown girl.
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"D&HCT5: Speaking of speaking of saving money, I'm now horrified at the idea of paying EC$400 for an oz of weed, since I can get reliably good stuff for EC$235/oz these days."
Interesting you use the term oz, isn't there a metric equivalent?
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Yes.
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>>yes<<
Really, is an Oz a standard term used in the realm and outlying proverbs?
Does it equate to exactly the same as an oz in the US? Or is it simply borrowing the measure and has some other metric equivalent locoly?
I'm really concerned about these conversion rates.
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I wasn't answering your question, I was talking to the thread.
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That's ok, I was sort of being an ass.
Like I give a fuck about conversion rates. :P
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I hate weed; I love Cool Beans, and it's cheap ...
I get it for $10-$14 for 4 or 5 ozs ...
... lasts me quite a while as well
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I hate weed; I love Cool Beans, and it's cheap ...
I get it for $10-$14 for 4 or 5 ozs ...
... lasts me quite a while as well
You sound like a speed freak.
What the fuck are you talking about?
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It's "smokable herbal incense" ...
... feels just like weed, but a tad mellower
... look it up
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omg I can't believe how fucking drunk I've been this past week.
And wtf don't I like weed anymore? I have more than I can ever smoke and I no longer like the high.
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I've been WAAAAYYY too drunk this week ...
... I'm gonna lay back a bit for a few
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Me too man, I've just about been drinking myself to death.
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Rest up Dave. I'll be there for lunch Thursday. Call Walmart and tell them to stock up on my porter.
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Done, and ....
Done!
I'll let Melissa know ...
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My grandma gave me an old perseon size bottle of percocet.. no fucking clue what she got they for or why she didn't take any of them.
They make me feel magical. Ima be so sad when i run out. :-\
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D&HCT: yes.
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Hell yeah, percocet (oxycodone) is an all time favorite.
My last request for Hydrocodone was declined. I'm so sad.
But I'm looking to grow some poppies soon so I'll get over it.
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D&HCT: I got a haircut today, went back to quite short. Weird thing is, when my hair is longer it looks a lot blacker. Now it's more brown. Even allowing for the difference in density, that's counter-intuitive, considering how sunny this place is.
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http://loaded-gun.com/index.php/topic,37.msg95798.html#msg95798 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php/topic,37.msg95798.html#msg95798)
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How come I feel like I have more of a hang over on the mornings after the days I don't drink?
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Because you're an alcohhey I dunno! Weird!
(Yeah, ditto.)
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Mine's sinuses with the weather we've been having (and not having) here lately ...
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Say, where does someone go online now when you have a really good beer buzz and just want to start shit?
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Come on motherfuckers start some shit!
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Anywhere these days ....
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D&HCT: I got a haircut today, went back to quite short. Weird thing is, when my hair is longer it looks a lot blacker. Now it's more brown. Even allowing for the difference in density, that's counter-intuitive, considering how sunny this place is.
Spend a lot of time in the sun and it will lighten your hair.
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Anywhere these days ....
Youtube is useless for that what sites like to argue about shit.
No help here or at the image of A-S. Posting today is like shouting out the back door for a dead cat that will never come.
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Tru'Dat ....
I'm still all about it though ...