One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
D&HCT: I got a haircut today, went back to quite short. Weird thing is, when my hair is longer it looks a lot blacker. Now it's more brown. Even allowing for the difference in density, that's counter-intuitive, considering how sunny this place is.
Anywhere these days ....