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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on June 24, 2009, 10:05:02 AM
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O Qua Tangin Wan!
The best of Riley martin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tE-6TM7HTY#lq-lq2-hq)
I SOOOOO miss Howard and Sirius...
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Yeah, it's weird, the email goes to his domain and the account was VALIDATED ...
I guess we'll see ...
I think it'd be cool as fuck to have him here ...
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Qua Omsa La Juwann Friend Zoomie. I have been reading around here and I like it. Good spirit and fun. Some of you could use a revival of faith and love. You are all truly wayfarers, near and dear, and beloved by our friends in the sky.
I look forward to being with all of you. We are embarked upon a great and noble mission. Enjoy it!
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I look forward to being with all of you.
The man has grand plans to shag the lot of us.
I hope he brings his alien friends to join in the proposed orgy.
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Some of you could use a revival of faith and love.
Understatement of the year.
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Head of the line, Dylie boy...
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Do I owe Thrash or Riley $5 ?
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=721.msg39178#msg39178 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=721.msg39178#msg39178)
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Hold your $5.
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Yeah, we'll put it to use to buy Dylan a Riley Medal ...
http://www.rileymartin.tv/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PLST&Store_Code=TORMS (http://www.rileymartin.tv/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PLST&Store_Code=TORMS)
From his website:
Riley Martin: sharecropper kid, to a Biaviian mothership
Riley Martin says it all started when he was seven... they took little Riley aboard an alien spacecraft to a huge mothership near the planet Saturn. Born 1946 into a family of sharecroppers where adults can not read or write. In 1953 two aliens took little Riley on his first trip to their mothership near Saturn. Riley's second trip was when he was 18. It was on this trip that they placed a strange looking headset on him... then in a matter of seconds download into his brain ...beautiful symbols by the thousands...then while Riley slept they downloaded the history of humanity, alien insights,and a whole lot more.Riley made friends with this little alien he calls..Tan.O-Qua Tangin Wann.
Tan released a block they had on Riley's memory. Then in 1987 Riley was driving on Interstate-40 and saw 4 saucers coming up behind his car he took four pictures of them then took those Polaroid photographs to a hypnotist... he was hypnotized to find out what happened. Then Riley wrote it down. It was a 593 page manuscript Riley called it The Coming of Tan.
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Wow Riley, you have a lot more in your store than you used to have. I'mma get me a ""Uuuuuuh... and things of this nature" t-shirt. And a piss jug. And maybe a "Targzissians are obviously reptilian" keyring.
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This is definitely intriguing ....
Riley Martin, here, on LG ....
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or
This is definitely intriguing ....
Riley Martin's assistant, here, on LG ....
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I hope Riley Martian posts often...
very very often.
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I hope Riley Martian posts often...
very very often.
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Hey, Riley; what's your take on this?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/tat2dnin/crazymitt.jpg)
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I'm not Riley, but Mitt is fucked up.
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Shhh, I wanna see what Riley thinks about this ....
I really hope it's him; he's a good "listen" on satellite radio ...
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Fanboy.
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I hope the aliens want me!
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You have to buy one of Riley's symbols if you want to get on the mothership...
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Yeah ....
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If this is the real Riley, then I'll buy one.
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Who knows how many Riley clones the aliens made..
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Again, it was VALIDATED as from his main domain email ...
I can't tell you otherwise ...
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Who knows what the aliens know about computers..
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That too ...
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Arent alien computers Mac compatible?
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Where did you think Macs came from?
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California.
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Oh, sure ...
... next you'll tell us there's no such thing as Santa!
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Please. Macs came from hipsters loose vaginas.
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(http://santarchy.com/wp-content/images/santa_hanging.jpg)
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Oh ...
SNAP!!!
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Zoomie, it is not necessary to buy a symbol to get on the mothership but your chances are increased because they then know about you. There is 7 defferent types of aliens that circle around Saturn, the Biaviians, the aliens who have had the most interaction with me are the most influenced by the carrying of the sybmols.
Mosh, it is important to understand that aliens did initially create computers, mostly for their space crafts, the mothership is full of them.
Thrash, some do not know of which they speak, I've nevr been told of a Kolob, or a Mitt, for that matter, but it is possible god, or a god could live on a planet, I don't know which one.
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Do I get a refund if my symbol does not work ? Are you on a commission deal with the aliens ? Do the aliens have a PayPal account ? and can I buy a symbol direct from them ? ... from their ebay store ?
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He has his own store and it takes PayPal; the other questions I cannot answer ...
http://www.rileymartin.tv/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PLST&Store_Code=TORMS (http://www.rileymartin.tv/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PLST&Store_Code=TORMS)
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Other questions ? You didnt answer any of the questions.
and hey wait a min....
144,000 heads of families and their loved ones, who will comprise the potential wayfarers of the future airlift of travelers from the Earth unto a distant beautiful,
144,000 ?!??!! Thats from Revelations. Ive slamed doors in enough Jehovah's Witness's faces to know that.
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Don't insult the man, Brian. He's famous, has written two books and has a national radio show.
Other than stalk a nice girl from Georgia, what have you done lately?
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Mosh, it is important to understand that aliens did initially create computers, mostly for their space crafts, the mothership is full of them.
This is AWESOME!!! Riley Martin responded to me!
Tell me more please.
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Oh, sure ...
... next you'll tell us there's no such thing as Santa!
Or HitlerJesus!
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Please. Macs came from hipsters loose vaginas.
True!
One of my roommates inexplicably bought a Mac a few years ago in spite of the fact that all of the software he owned was for PC and all of the software we used for our engineering classes was pretty much PC only. All because his art school girlfriend went on and on about how great Macs were.
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Other than stalk a nice girl from Georgia, what have you done lately?
I dont like the use of the word stalk.
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Please. Macs came from hipsters loose vaginas.
True!
One of my roommates inexplicably bought a Mac a few years ago in spite of the fact that all of the software he owned was for PC and all of the software we used for our engineering classes was pretty much PC only. All because his art school girlfriend went on and on about how great Macs were.
Parallels or Crossover Mac takes care of that ...
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But why pay more for a system that doesn't fulfill any additional needs?
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Exactly.
Personally, I think OS X is bad ass. Still, I'm not going to pay a shit ton of extra money for hardware just because it's been made to look in such a way as to help the user feel as though they're part of some imaginary designer elite.
Why Apple doesn't release their OS as a stand alone product is beyond me.
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If they did that sales of the hardware would plumet ? and the cost of the OS would skyrocket.
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Hmm... I see your point. Not basing their business model on selling over priced fancy looking doo-dads has really held Microsoft back.
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MS owns 25% of Apple. Add the X-Box to that and they do have a model all about fancy looking doo-dads.
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No they don't.
Their investment in Apple to save their own asses from anti-trust / monopoly hot water and the Xbox are such small parts of what they do. Their core business model is selling software at extremely high profit margins. (Microsoft's software based model at 86% vs. Apple's hardware based model at 29%). Shit, Microsoft sells the Xbox at a LOSS.
But hey, fuck it. Let's just pretend that Microsoft's focus hasn't been moving software since it's inception in 1975 because hojo wants to argue ridiculous points as usual.
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Be nice, he wants to have Bill Gates'butt baby.
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and lets not forget this all started by my asking a simple question.
yeah thats right kraps...i asked a question you dumb fuck.
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hojo wants to argue ridiculous points as usual.
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If they did that sales of the hardware would plumet ? and the cost of the OS would skyrocket.
It was a question.
yeah thats right kraps...i asked a question you dumb fuck.
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Maybe you could not be such a douchebag and write your questions in such a way that they appear to be a question ? and not a statement.
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C'mon guys! Celebrate our differences!
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Fuck you ya redheaded LARPING toelicking heeb!
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Speaking of...
Riley, I've been wondering a couple of things.
1) What do the alien overlords think of humanity's bickering nature?
2) Have you been granted the knowledge of a symbol for Cthulhu, and if so may I purchase a drawing of it?
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Fuck you ya redheaded LARPING toelicking heeb!
Sorry Zoomie, I really didn't mean to go so far as to use the hate word. (You know, the "L" word).
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If they did that sales of the hardware would plumet ? and the cost of the OS would skyrocket.
I think that if they were to market their OS as a stand alone product they might take a bit of a hit in their PC sales, but it would be greatly offset by selling their software to people like me who would love to check it out but are unwilling to pay a ton of money for overpriced PC hardware in fancy packaging.
Additionally, I think that a large portion of Apple's existing customer base really enjoy having a gussied up PC and will pay a premium for it. These are the volkswagon driving hipsters working as graphic artists and whatnot. It's my belief that these people will buy an Apple manufactured PC every time.
It looks like a win-win situation to me, but I'm not Apple's CEO.
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Fuck you ya redheaded LARPING toelicking heeb!
Sorry Zoomie, I really didn't mean to go so far as to use the hate word. (You know, the "L" word).
Yeah, the LARP was uncalled for. The rest I'm cool with.
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Even I felt that sting ...
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Yeah, and they're not dolls, they're action figures.
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Since when were your Barbies "Action Figures", other than when you were trying to nail them in the ass?
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Wouldnt that scratch up your dick?
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I dunno, ask Dylan, they his Barbies...
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LEAVE MY BARBIES OUTTA THIS.
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Wouldnt that scratch up your dick?
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Sorry I have been busy as of late, and as I was looking at my websites for finding more information on others who have met my benevolent friends I somehow came to rest here. It is fate, my friends, and Im glad to see you are not afraid to ask and wonder and learn with me. I do tell more once Ive had a miller lite or two in me, I admit. I saw this in my notes and thought I'd check back with you. It is nice to be back.
Let me address your questions, krap,
1) What do the alien overlords think of humanity's bickering nature?
Odd question to ask in a place where you yourselves are bicking about the questions you ask me. Oddly enough, I feel that they like the competition, as they themsleves bicker a bit, however they have a different resolve and think that we, as a different and maybe lower form then they go a little to the extreme. War is not something they like to see, please don't tell Tom Cruze.
2) Have you been granted the knowledge of a symbol for Cthulhu, and if so may I purchase a drawing of it?
I have been granted many as honor of many a symbol and if its in me as they come out, in the certain order they are slated to come out, then yes, I will have one and I shall give you one.
Let me add this as well before I go and prepare for tonight's show,
A study showed that 60-70% of Americans believe in some type of alien lifeform. The numbers for other countries are even higher due to the fact that the belief in such things and ideas aren't taboo. In fact, there have been many cases of sightings from all over the world and many sightings are described quite the same even though they were from different parts of the planet at quite diffrent times. How can so many people descrbe the same thing like that?
I thank you, my friends,
O Qua Tangin Wan
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retards just keep piling up around here
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That one is a faux retard.
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retards just keep piling up around here
Yikes. i started at the end, fully intending to uber-scroll until, well, i've sort of lost my visual clues to where to scroll TO, but anyway,
read the first 2 posts, and was almost sure y'all meant me, until i read Retard, NOT Fuktard.
Whew! What a load off! ;)
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Sorry I have been busy as of late, and as I was looking at my websites for finding more information on others who have met my benevolent friends I somehow came to rest here. It is fate, my friends, and Im glad to see you are not afraid to ask and wonder and learn with me. I do tell more once Ive had a miller lite or two in me, I admit. I saw this in my notes and thought I'd check back with you. It is nice to be back.
Let me address your questions, krap,
1) What do the alien overlords think of humanity's bickering nature?
Odd question to ask in a place where you yourselves are bicking about the questions you ask me. Oddly enough, I feel that they like the competition, as they themsleves bicker a bit, however they have a different resolve and think that we, as a different and maybe lower form then they go a little to the extreme. War is not something they like to see, please don't tell Tom Cruze.
2) Have you been granted the knowledge of a symbol for Cthulhu, and if so may I purchase a drawing of it?
I have been granted many as honor of many a symbol and if its in me as they come out, in the certain order they are slated to come out, then yes, I will have one and I shall give you one.
Let me add this as well before I go and prepare for tonight's show,
A study showed that 60-70% of Americans believe in some type of alien lifeform. The numbers for other countries are even higher due to the fact that the belief in such things and ideas aren't taboo. In fact, there have been many cases of sightings from all over the world and many sightings are described quite the same even though they were from different parts of the planet at quite diffrent times. How can so many people descrbe the same thing like that?
I thank you, my friends,
O Qua Tangin Wan
So you're in the midst of, ... what was it called? ... Oh! Alchie Dementia! Welcome to my world, dude.
Wan? There just has to be SOME proof, guy, some LOGICAL string of facts that can be put forward as a, for lack of better words, Conspiracy Theory. We've ALL been wondering about intergalatic aliens, but if they're there? WTF do they want? Reality TV??? 'Cuz NOT contacting us? Does not compute.
They would, of necessity, one would think, be different from us, in form. Unless their planet is just like our planet, in which case, they aren't Out There, just yet.
<i'm taking some liberties, here, folks, posting a LONG post, and, i know, in most of y'all's estimations, blathering on. So sue me. ;)
Now.
What was i saying?
Dude, if they WERE there? They'd let us know, in NO UNCERTAIN terms. i highly doubt they'd be willing to mix in with a bunch of what they would probably think of as barbarians,
WITHOUT doing SOMETHING.
You know, if i, just some Jolene Blow,
Dolly Parton -- Jolene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plvBR02wDs#lq-lq2-hq)
can infuriate folks the way i seem to be able to, don't you think my shennigans, as well as any actions by folks that are "like" me, would have provoked any alien race into exterminating us? At the very least, slapping our faces and making slaves of us?
What could another being want from us? If to exploite us, why aren't we exploited? If it's just to "watch" us, i think they might be a little beyond the Reality TV Ages of their civilization ~ i mean, heck! THEY have Intersteallar Travel Power, aka ITP. (Google it ~ i feel CERTAIN someone besides me has thought that up...)
Oh, and in closing? Please don't stalk me, 'cuz i'm one of those "Objects" that will "appear to be lot closer" (more normal) than i actually am, in "real life" ("in this rearview mirror.")
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Do people find you to be stalker material, Fyrenza?
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Do people find you to be stalker material, Fyrenza?
i honestly don't know, 13.
The thing with Skip's forums,
being sort of hunted down...
It's happened to me in real life, too. Oh, not folks that lurv me, Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Folks that have figured out a good USAGE for me.
And they trick me into thinking ~ nah. Fuck that. They don't trick me, but they try to.
IF i give of myself, it's only by my free will.
If i get "tricked," that is truly my bad, at this stage of the game.
Maybe they're intrigued by my all-over=the=place'd=ness;
maybe they think (perhaps know) i'm a genius;
maybe they think THEY could make the diff in my life, if they could JUST make me do what they want me to.
i'm a fail, on that, for SURE! ;)
It's more that they want what i think, than what and/or who i am, you know?
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I was looking for a simple yes or no. ::)
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Big like Leann Rhimes,
'Cuz she's all about value....
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I was looking for a simple yes or no. ::)
In that case, probably not. It's just paranoia on my part.
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I think we just found the solution to Tru's lonely nights.
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Sorry I have been busy as of late, and as I was looking at my websites for finding more information on others who have met my benevolent friends I somehow came to rest here. It is fate, my friends, and Im glad to see you are not afraid to ask and wonder and learn with me. I do tell more once Ive had a miller lite or two in me, I admit. I saw this in my notes and thought I'd check back with you. It is nice to be back.
Let me address your questions, krap,
1) What do the alien overlords think of humanity's bickering nature?
Odd question to ask in a place where you yourselves are bicking about the questions you ask me. Oddly enough, I feel that they like the competition, as they themsleves bicker a bit, however they have a different resolve and think that we, as a different and maybe lower form then they go a little to the extreme. War is not something they like to see, please don't tell Tom Cruze.
2) Have you been granted the knowledge of a symbol for Cthulhu, and if so may I purchase a drawing of it?
I have been granted many as honor of many a symbol and if its in me as they come out, in the certain order they are slated to come out, then yes, I will have one and I shall give you one.
Let me add this as well before I go and prepare for tonight's show,
A study showed that 60-70% of Americans believe in some type of alien lifeform. The numbers for other countries are even higher due to the fact that the belief in such things and ideas aren't taboo. In fact, there have been many cases of sightings from all over the world and many sightings are described quite the same even though they were from different parts of the planet at quite diffrent times. How can so many people descrbe the same thing like that?
I thank you, my friends,
O Qua Tangin Wan
I have no idea what you're talking about, man ,,,
Zoomie, translation?
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He's not the real Riley Martin.
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He's the alien one?
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He's a pretender. Riley has had sex with aliens and has several hybrid children. This person claims not.
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Again, I've heard his say he's had sex with aliens, and I've heard him say he only "donated" ...
Riley is cool, but he DOES contradict himself ....
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Again, I've heard his say he's had sex with aliens, and I've heard him say he only "donated" ...
Riley is cool, but he DOES contradict himself ....
Don't we ALL, at some time or another?
i mean, when dealing with alien sex, wouldn't any of us be coRnfused? Also, if he's interacted with 'em a bunch of diff times, perhaps he's referring to One time, here, and Another time, there...
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Riley died on 12/22/2016 ....
I still wonder though ....
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riley_Martin
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Wonder about what?
No I can't say I've ever been abducted, at least not that I remember but I was terrorized by a ball of light in my bedroom when I was 6 or 7.
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I wonder a lot of things ....
Even if it was actually him ....
Wait, terrorized by a ball of light?
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I am sure you have heard this story before Thrash, but okay.
I was sleeping on the top bunk and the bottom bunk was empty. There had been a storm with rain wind and lightening I woke up and looked out the window and I could see the power line for the house next door because it crossed our front yard. Where it passed through our tree it would sometimes make sparks which I found interesting. But I laid back down to go back to sleep. A few minutes later I saw a small ball of light 5 or 6 inches in diameter. It rose up from behind the curtain, the curtains were stood off from the wall several inches. I was fascinated but really scared, it floated down to the foot of my bed a few inches above the blanket, moved around a bit then went back up and back down behind the curtain. I was hoping it had gone back wherever it came from. I decided to get away and climbed down the ladder at the foot of the bed. As soon as my feet hit the floor, it floated out from under the bottom bunk. It floated around the room going straight to the door cutting off any escape. At this time it was just about chest high and it started floating straight at me. I was terrified! I almost couldn't move, but as it got closer I decided I had to do something, but all I could do is raise my arm and wait. When it got close enough I let my hand fall. As soon as I touched it it broke into jagged fragments that flew off and were absorbed by the walls. There was no sound and no sensation. I took off out of the room and spent the rest of the night with my sister in her bed. It was a long time before I told anyone about it but I never stopped wondering about it. Several years later I decided it was probably some form of ball lightening, but it really did seem to be under some form of control.
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I was going to say, it sounds like ball lightning ...
Not completely, but, it's a more likely explanation ...
Very interesting though ...
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Riley died on 12/22/2016 ....
I still wonder though ....
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riley_Martin
I hate editing, so, I'll just add this correction like this:
Riley died on 12/22/2015 ....
I still wonder though ....
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riley_Martin
... it'll be 4 years coming up; he'd have been 73
(He died at 69; lucky him!) ...
O Quan Tangin Wan, Space Cowboy!
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Why do you wonder?
I can tell you 69 to 74 is a death zone. If you make it past 74 then woohoo good for you.
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I know ...
Well, XX is the new XX (10-20 years less) ...