O Qua Tangin Wan!

The best of Riley martin

I SOOOOO miss Howard and Sirius...

Yeah, it's weird, the email goes to his domain and the account was VALIDATED ...
I guess we'll see ...

I think it'd be cool as fuck to have him here ...

Qua Omsa La Juwann Friend Zoomie.  I have been reading around here and I like it.  Good spirit and fun.  Some of you could use a revival of faith and love.  You are all truly wayfarers, near and dear, and beloved by our friends in the sky.

I look forward to being with all of you.  We are embarked upon a great and noble mission.  Enjoy it!

I look forward to being with all of you.

The man has grand plans to shag the lot of us.

I hope he brings his alien friends to join in the proposed orgy.

Some of you could use a revival of faith and love.

Understatement of the year.

Head of the line, Dylie boy...

Do I owe Thrash or Riley $5 ?

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=721.msg39178#msg39178

Hold your $5.

Yeah, we'll put it to use to buy Dylan a Riley Medal ...
http://www.rileymartin.tv/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PLST&Store_Code=TORMS

From his website:

Riley Martin: sharecropper kid, to a Biaviian mothership

Riley Martin says it all started when he was seven... they took little Riley aboard an alien spacecraft to a huge mothership near the planet Saturn. Born 1946 into a family of sharecroppers where adults can not read or write. In 1953 two aliens took little Riley on his first trip to their mothership near Saturn. Riley's second trip was when he was 18. It was on this trip that they placed a strange looking headset on him... then in a matter of seconds download into his brain ...beautiful symbols by the thousands...then while Riley slept they downloaded the history of humanity, alien insights,and a whole lot more.Riley made friends with this little alien he calls..Tan.O-Qua Tangin Wann.

Tan released a block they had on Riley's memory. Then in 1987 Riley was driving on Interstate-40 and saw 4 saucers coming up behind his car he took four pictures of them then took those Polaroid photographs to a hypnotist... he was hypnotized to find out what happened. Then Riley wrote it down. It was a 593 page manuscript Riley called it The Coming of Tan.

Wow Riley, you have a lot more in your store than you used to have. I'mma get me a ""Uuuuuuh... and things of this nature" t-shirt. And a piss jug. And maybe a "Targzissians are obviously reptilian" keyring.

This is definitely intriguing ....

Riley Martin, here, on LG ....

or

This is definitely intriguing ....

Riley Martin's assistant, here, on LG ....

I hope Riley Martian posts often...

very very often.

I hope Riley Martian posts often...

very very often.

Hey, Riley; what's your take on this?

I'm not Riley, but Mitt is fucked up.

Shhh, I wanna see what Riley thinks about this ....
I really hope it's him; he's a good "listen" on satellite radio ...

Fanboy.

I hope the aliens want me!

You have to buy one of Riley's symbols if you want to get on the mothership...

Yeah ....

If this is the real Riley, then I'll buy one.

Who knows how many Riley clones the aliens made..

Again, it was VALIDATED as from his main domain email ...
I can't tell you otherwise ...

Who knows what the aliens know about computers..

That too ...

Arent alien computers Mac compatible?

Where did you think Macs came from?

California.

Oh, sure ...
... next you'll tell us there's no such thing as Santa!