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Wait. So, you & mosh.... you & Zoomie....

Which came first?
They all came simultaneously. It was glorious.


essay time!(Read 10047 times)
Re: essay time! Reply #60 on: August 14, 2009, 10:47:17 AM
Graduated high school in 2002, left shitty town in No. Michigan, went to University of Michigan, partied hard for 2 years, still got good grades, met a girl in 2004 (long story for another thread in this forum), graduated with good grades in 2006 but no fucking clue what to do with myself after, spent about a year doing odd jobs, then spent 1.5 years working for various Detroit-area churches (never was or ever been particularly religious but I pretended like I was because it paid the bills) and tutoring math to kids, applied to the Navy to be an intelligence officer, got accepted, passed all the tests, got flagged for medical reasons which I got two private doctors to waive but military wouldn't accept, chalked it up to experience, even though I couldn't get in I've been a much stronger person since I went through that whole ordeal.  Applied to Univ. of Maryland last summer as a backup plan to Navy, ended up working out.  Also got accepted to NYU but didn't go because I had already started at Maryland, was pretty excited about that for a bit.  Been going to school in Maryland since January, getting a masters in public policy, studying international security.  Working since May for a IT services/defense contractor corporation, in 3-odd weeks will be going back to school, working part-time for the contractor, working part-time as a graduate assistant, and attending classes full time.  I also tear up a bunch of WoW in my spare time (which is little and getting littler).
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: essay time! Reply #61 on: August 14, 2009, 11:07:15 AM
you forgot about the time you jerked off on a tree



Re: essay time! Reply #62 on: August 14, 2009, 11:09:59 AM
And most important of all, your forgot about discovering Pink Steel!



Re: essay time! Reply #63 on: August 15, 2009, 04:48:52 PM
Well, you can't recall everything ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: essay time! Reply #64 on: August 15, 2009, 06:53:48 PM
...except fat girls.

Really? then what makes you such a bitter bitch?



Re: essay time! Reply #65 on: August 16, 2009, 03:33:32 AM
Pay her no mind. Fat girls might be jealous of skinny girls but skinny girls are jealous of EVERYONE.

Yes they do smell.  Like a combination of sweat armpits and sweaty vag. 

*Source:  being in a public place with fat girls.



Re: essay time! Reply #66 on: August 16, 2009, 03:54:58 AM
I had one try and put it on me last night ...
She cockblocked a hot chick, and, to be honest, I thought this fat chick was GAY until 32 seconds after I successfully hit on the hot chick ...

WTF?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: essay time! Reply #67 on: August 16, 2009, 04:50:52 AM
Last night I made my 16 year old Sasha wet dream come true.  I made out to Morrissey with a guy who looked like Morrissey.



Sorry your night didn't turn out as hot.



Re: essay time! Reply #68 on: August 16, 2009, 12:25:04 PM
im sorry too.



Re: essay time! Reply #69 on: August 16, 2009, 03:41:29 PM
Last night I made my 16 year old Sasha wet dream come true.  I made out to Morrissey with a guy who looked like Morrissey.

Was he carrying a flower?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: essay time! Reply #70 on: August 16, 2009, 05:44:46 PM
Thanks for your condolences ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: essay time! Reply #71 on: August 16, 2009, 07:31:04 PM
Y'all quit hatin' on the big girls. And tell them to post their nudes in my thread.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: essay time! Reply #72 on: August 17, 2009, 01:06:02 AM
We have been ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: essay time! Reply #73 on: August 17, 2009, 03:19:22 AM
Y'all quit hatin' on the big girls. And tell them to post their nudes in my thread.

I'll tell them......




Re: essay time! Reply #74 on: August 20, 2009, 07:46:13 AM
take this!
<img src="http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=391248308&albumID=144699&imageID=679699"> way better than the old tit shot. and big girls do everything better because we have to.



Re: essay time! Reply #75 on: August 20, 2009, 07:47:02 AM
damnit. we do everything better except posting pics.



Re: essay time! Reply #76 on: August 20, 2009, 08:43:26 AM
you still gotta use BB code here, [img] and stuff.



Re: essay time! Reply #77 on: August 20, 2009, 08:46:13 AM
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take this! way better than the old tit shot. and big girls do everything better because we have WANT to.

FIXED!
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