As if!

Or if they left fingerprints?

Side note, I love butterflies.

Where's YOUR paragraph and explaination of why and how the years haven't been "kind" to you?

Oh i posted a picture of Ann B. Davis under that sentence trying to pass her off as myself.. but it looks like the picture was removed?

Anyways.. i let my depression/ anxiety get the best of me now i'm classified as agoraphobic. I'm on medication for it that doesn't help so  i spend most of my time sleeping or playing world of warcraft.

Warcraft makes up for the non - existent social life.

p.s i'm still with the boy i moved to Oregon with. 

Dur.. i'm not sure why i quoted myself?

anyways it's been deleted.

Wow, still with the same boy, never leaves the house, get fat, and plays WoW all day/night ...
You must give the best fucking head EVAR!!!

Built businesses, did well, met a girl, spent 7.5 years in a hell-like state (not all, she's a great girl, we just sucked together), split up, grew businesses more, and doing pretty well, don't give fuck-all about anything; oh, and I fuck hot chicks quite a bit ....

you forgot the part where you get random phonecalls from people on this board asking for advice.

There's that too ...
I gave you best advice EVAR!Z!, and never forget it!

i started college, got knocked up. left him. had baby, did ok by self. met a guy, moved in, had two more kids, tried to get some schooling in between.
im a fat chick who gives good head.

im a fat chick who gives good head.

HEEEY! me too.

I'm fatter.

Zoomie, paypal me 10 bucks and I'll put your reply here.

commie you havent shit out hreee kids. im way fatter which means my head is better

Zoomie, paypal me 10 bucks and I'll put your reply here.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

commie you havent shit out hreee kids. im way fatter which means my head is better

I'll be in the US later in the year, how about you both blow me and I'll judge for myself?

commie you havent shit out hreee kids. im way fatter which means my head is better

I'll be in the US later in the year, how about you both blow me and I'll judge for myself?

 

Zoomie, paypal me 10 bucks and I'll put your reply here.

Dude, I can come up with my own line and use the tenner to buy cheap bourbon. So go fuck yourself.

Ladies! I'm feeling a little hungry. Wanna make a Zoomie sandwich?

zoomie make it all bettah

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah...

Two all beef girlies and special sauce...

I bet they are both ripe, with that fat girl smell and everything.

I certainly hope so!

Zoomie, paypal me 10 bucks and I'll put your reply here.

Dude, I can come up with my own line and use the tenner to buy cheap bourbon. So go fuck yourself.

Ladies! I'm feeling a little hungry. Wanna make a Zoomie sandwich?

Location, location, location.

Which one wears the strapon?

Doesn't matter. It's not gay if a really cute girl bangs you in the ass, is it?

There's that too ...
I gave you best advice EVAR!Z!, and never forget it!

Yup yup, thanks dood.

Welcome back, pink crayon/ jennitals!

Now we need to find WEBBTRAUMA and lobster girl.

Cornflake Girl

Which one wears the strapon?

Oh! me.

attn: fatties

stop being fat. it's gross and unhealthy and not to mention zoomie pays little enough attention to me as it is.

Oh bitch please... the convos we used to have on AIM where we were gonna run off together and live naked in Tahiti were nice but you were single (and probably only 16 at the time).

I ignore you because you're otherwise occupied. Also you finally grew into your ass.

I bet they are both ripe, with that fat girl smell and everything.

fat girls smell different?

Pay her no mind. Fat girls might be jealous of skinny girls but skinny girls are jealous of EVERYONE.

...except fat girls.

Oh, snap!

I ignore you because you're otherwise occupied. Also you finally grew into your ass.

Oh, snap!

Pay her no mind. Fat girls might be jealous of skinny girls but skinny girls are jealous of EVERYONE.

...except fat girls.

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...except fat girls.

hahaha