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(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

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Dear Lucas... on: April 08, 2009, 05:17:06 PM
While at the cottage last night, pondering fridge messages it occurred to me that we hadn't really recapped something:





Would you care to expand or shall I?

:D

Love,
Zoom

PS: When I said "expand" I didn't mean your waistline, muffin.
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #1 on: April 08, 2009, 05:21:09 PM
GODDDDD.  TAKE YOUR PERSONAL MESSAGES TO EMAIL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

CLUTTERING UP MY BOARD, RUINING MY INTERNET, SHITTING IN MY FUCKING CEREAL.


ARGHGHAGHGH

*breaks monitor*
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #2 on: April 08, 2009, 05:24:27 PM
No no, it's a good story. If you'd bothered to show you wouldn't need an explanation. You'd just be chuckling in your cereal. Fag.
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #3 on: April 08, 2009, 05:48:35 PM
I dont think thats what he mean, Zooms...
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #4 on: April 08, 2009, 05:50:47 PM
I don't care, his monitor is broken anyway. Fuck him.
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #5 on: April 08, 2009, 05:52:03 PM
Once you know its an "in" thread....~shrug.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #6 on: April 08, 2009, 05:59:27 PM
Jesus guys, how dare you ruin tricky's internet experience!!
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #7 on: April 08, 2009, 06:00:40 PM
And you, ya' ho. If you're gonna blog don't set it to private. You post shit and I get notifications and I can't read any of it, Cuz I'm like, SOOOOOO interested in the intimate workings of your life...
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #8 on: April 08, 2009, 06:01:46 PM
Hmmm! On the 'space? I thought you deleted your account?   hop on aim!
« Last Edit: April 08, 2009, 06:02:12 PM by The Geek »
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #9 on: April 08, 2009, 06:04:20 PM
Story:
There was a nice lesbian girl named Mary that decided to make fun of me by mispronouncing my name.

Standard subculture response to fresh blood.

A non-standard subculture response:  PHYSICAL VIOLENCE AGAINST GENITALIA ORCHESTRATED BY IRANIANS.
« Last Edit: April 08, 2009, 06:04:40 PM by eitje »
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #10 on: April 08, 2009, 06:11:02 PM
Genitals, you say?
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #11 on: April 08, 2009, 06:20:04 PM
underclass likes this
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #12 on: April 08, 2009, 06:20:30 PM
A++++++ would recommend?
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #13 on: April 08, 2009, 06:21:47 PM
user has exceeded their download allowance.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #14 on: April 08, 2009, 06:42:40 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 08, 2009, 05:17:06 PM

PS: When I said "expand" I didn't mean your waistline, muffin.


My summer goal is to get Luke back down to a 32 waistline, just you see!
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #15 on: April 08, 2009, 06:43:34 PM
32? Jesus. You want him to starve?
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #16 on: April 08, 2009, 06:45:22 PM
Damn you are one sadistic bitch...
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #17 on: April 08, 2009, 06:46:49 PM
I'm a 32 @ 33.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #18 on: April 08, 2009, 06:47:27 PM
He used to be pretty skinny ten years ago.
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #19 on: April 08, 2009, 06:50:27 PM
Get him back on the coke! That'll fix it.
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #20 on: April 08, 2009, 07:56:49 PM
Always does!
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #21 on: April 08, 2009, 07:57:35 PM
you can always add splenda to it for flavor, but less calories!
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #22 on: April 08, 2009, 08:10:13 PM
Quote from: FAH-Q on April 08, 2009, 06:43:34 PM
32? Jesus. You want him to starve?

She knew me back when I *had* a 32 waistline...
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #23 on: April 08, 2009, 08:10:40 PM
Quote from: krapsna on April 08, 2009, 06:50:27 PM
Get him back on the coke! That'll fix it.

I've never been, nor will I ever be, "on the coke".
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #24 on: April 08, 2009, 08:24:41 PM
Quote from: The Geek on April 08, 2009, 05:59:27 PM
Jesus guys, how dare you ruin tricky's internet experience!!

Fuck you, bitch. Go choke on Balor's cock.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #25 on: April 08, 2009, 08:37:35 PM
I'm having his love child.
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #26 on: April 08, 2009, 08:50:24 PM
If I set up a time and a place for mud/jello wrestling, will you two meet and have an epic catfight showdown? Mello? Tricky?  Also, who will attend?
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~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #27 on: April 08, 2009, 08:56:08 PM
You'll probably sleep through it.
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #28 on: April 08, 2009, 08:58:21 PM
You're right.  The speed makes me sleepy.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #29 on: April 09, 2009, 02:14:29 AM
It was actually Libertine that said it ....
I had to reread the thread to be sure; I thought it was tricky as well ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #30 on: April 14, 2009, 02:54:27 PM
There was some important information here I was not aware of.
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.

Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #31 on: April 14, 2009, 02:57:04 PM
I stole your seed while you were sleeping. Cool?
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #32 on: April 15, 2009, 05:38:24 PM
So it's not really a love child so much as "creepy self-artificiallly inseminated with stolen semen" child.
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #33 on: April 15, 2009, 07:38:59 PM
Quote from: Emperor Reagan on April 15, 2009, 05:38:24 PM
So it's not really a love child so much as "creepy self-artificiallly inseminated with stolen semen" child.

Danzig?
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Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #34 on: April 16, 2009, 12:06:07 AM
Next time, wake me.
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.

Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #35 on: April 16, 2009, 04:11:19 AM
And take video
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