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Quote from: FAH-Q
If I tried to rob someone and they pulled out a big fuckin' dildo I'd abort the mission, so to speak.
If it were Kyle's fakock... I dunno.
Quote from: hip
i'd point and laugh. then grab my boyfriend's glock from his waistband and shoot him. i just learned how!
Quote from: 13chemicals
I imagine you doing this in a camouflage bikini, is that bad?
Quote from: hip
no, because i don't think i'd have a problem doing it in a camouflage bikini, if the situation allowed a for dress-change.
(...as i can't imagine walking around the streets of austin waiting to be mugged in nothing but a camo bikini and an armed boyfriend by my side. i'm no prostitute.)


Dear Lucas...(Read 11080 times)
Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #30 on: April 14, 2009, 02:54:27 PM
There was some important information here I was not aware of.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #31 on: April 14, 2009, 02:57:04 PM
I stole your seed while you were sleeping. Cool?



Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #32 on: April 15, 2009, 05:38:24 PM
So it's not really a love child so much as "creepy self-artificiallly inseminated with stolen semen" child.



Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #33 on: April 15, 2009, 07:38:59 PM
So it's not really a love child so much as "creepy self-artificiallly inseminated with stolen semen" child.

Danzig?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #34 on: April 16, 2009, 12:06:07 AM
Next time, wake me.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Dear Lucas... Reply #35 on: April 16, 2009, 04:11:19 AM
And take video