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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: tricky on August 28, 2009, 02:46:38 PM

Title: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: tricky on August 28, 2009, 02:46:38 PM
I'm bored, see. Hence the thread.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 02:51:39 PM
You got my vote.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: tricky on August 28, 2009, 03:00:00 PM
Thanks for editing my poll, shit for brains.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: ttfg on August 28, 2009, 03:04:36 PM
So Animal was Hands/feet/bodyparts ? This poll is never narrow.

(thats what he/she said)
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 28, 2009, 03:07:40 PM
It was just oral/anal/vaginal.

I was torn between oral and vaginal, but voted vaginal.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: tricky on August 28, 2009, 03:11:55 PM
yeah, when I started this poll "animal" was not an option. Thanks goodness Zoomie edited my thread and added it, though!
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 03:12:57 PM
That was gay.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 03:13:45 PM
God you're a fucking bitch. I take back what I said. I don't like YOU. And I'm going to continue to fuck with you BECAUSE I CAN.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: tricky on August 28, 2009, 03:24:45 PM
I'm a bitch because you did something that was hypocritical (as to the current events taking place on this board) and I called you out on it?

So you're saying I should just be cool and let you guys edit whatever you want.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 03:26:31 PM
No because you could have said "haha that's cute, now put it back" but instead you have to go all Tricky on me.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: tricky on August 28, 2009, 03:28:08 PM
And do you think that's how krsna should've reacted to Dylan moving a thread into another forum?
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 03:37:31 PM
Krsna is funny. Krsna has a sense of humor. Krsna reacted in a way that he usually does. And of course so did you. Don't know why I was surprised.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: ttfg on August 28, 2009, 03:39:11 PM
I still think she's joking.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 03:45:31 PM
And every time she posts, this is the voice I hear:

Psychotic Mom Screaming Bitch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MavlrKO1n-c#normal)
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 03:47:49 PM
God you're a fucking bitch. I take back what I said. I don't like YOU. And I'm going to continue to fuck with you BECAUSE I CAN.

Dude.....all I said was "that was gay", nothing more nothing less.  Sorry, I just found it kinda gay is all.....just sayin'.  No need to put your ol' ticker in critical condition over it.

Krsna is funny. Krsna has a sense of humor. Krsna reacted in a way that he usually does. And of course so did you. Don't know why I was surprised.

Wow, maybe it's just me, but I find his antics to be the complete opposite of funny.....of course it doesn't surprise me whatsoever that you would think otherwise.  I guess it's all a matter of opinion, hmm?
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 03:50:15 PM
You don't find it funny because he fucks with you more than anyone lately. Don't do stupid shit and you won't be a target.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 03:53:54 PM
The shit I do, whether it be stupid or not, does not warrant this level of "retaliation".  I've never tried to make posting here hard for anyone.  Seriously, all I want is some peace and a fun place to post, swear to fucking christ. 
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 28, 2009, 03:57:42 PM
Don't move posts.
Don't edit posts.

Easy.

Though I'm a hypocrite, because I did occasionally edit tru's posts at a-s (he accused me once when it wasn't true, so I started doing it once in a while).
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 04:03:22 PM
Just the fact that this drama seems somewhat justified to some of you is fucking beyond me.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: ttfg on August 28, 2009, 04:07:51 PM
WHo wants a delete close button !
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 28, 2009, 04:12:36 PM
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Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 28, 2009, 04:30:31 PM
The shit I do, whether it be stupid or not, does not warrant this level of "retaliation".  I've never tried to make posting here hard for anyone.  Seriously, all I want is some peace and a fun place to post, swear to fucking christ. 

I know I said it elsewhere, but you were fully able to edit my retaliation posts, something I'm not able to do when you edit the title of my threads. Consider my retaliation a gentle nudge in the ribs.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: The Geek on August 28, 2009, 04:32:47 PM
holy shit you said ribs and my mouth watered
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 04:38:26 PM
I know I said it elsewhere, but you were fully able to edit my retaliation posts, something I'm not able to do when you edit the title of my threads.

Why the fuck does it matter that I'm able to edit the posts? How does that make it justifiable? (Don't answer those please, they're rhetorical)

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Consider my retaliation a gentle nudge in the ribs.

Just because you're supposedly showing some restraint in your malicious behavior also doesn't justify it.  That's like if a cashier shorted you a penny, then you punch him in the mouth and tell him "Consider yourself lucky, I could have disemboweled you with a hunting knife"
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 04:39:32 PM
holy shit you said ribs and my mouth watered

That usually happens to you whens someone says balls.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 28, 2009, 04:43:38 PM
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Consider my retaliation a gentle nudge in the ribs.

Just because you're supposedly showing some restraint in your malicious behavior also doesn't justify it.  That's like if a cashier shorted you a penny, then you punch him in the mouth and tell him "Consider yourself lucky, I could have disemboweled you with a hunting knife"

So what then, justifies your abuses of power?
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 04:58:03 PM
Oh, I apologize for making a humorous change to a malicious post about me (something that clearly NO ONE here has ever done before /heavy fucking sarcasm).  I'm not saying I should have given your post that wee little edit, but when you start coming at me in a hostile way.....well, you're fucking asking for it.  I guess it's time to call internal affairs so I can get learned.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 28, 2009, 05:26:38 PM
Oh, I apologize for making a humorous change to a malicious post about me (something that clearly NO ONE here has ever done before /heavy fucking sarcasm).  I'm not saying I should have given your post that wee little edit, but when you start coming at me in a hostile way.....well, you're fucking asking for it.  I guess it's time to call internal affairs so I can get learned.

My "malice" was calling you on your shenanigans, to which your response was to censor my post, and yet you still seek to find a way to put the blame on me. Like any addict, you refuse to take responsibility for your own actions and seek to blame others for your situation.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 05:40:18 PM
Wow.......I'm totally over this. 

Oh, let me save you some trouble here: My lack of a reply is obviously a surrender.  You win Krsna!  Drat, you sure done learned me again!
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 06:07:22 PM
I fixed what I changed, and I intend to carry as planned. No more Mr Nice Zoomie.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GJE8MjSmTUk/Rq4q8O-v8qI/AAAAAAAAAB8/-AL1ZO56GdI/s400/grumpy%2Bold%2Bman.jpg)
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 06:30:50 PM
It's good to see you embrace your inner grandpa.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 07:13:38 PM
He just needs the occasional embrace.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: 13chemicals on August 29, 2009, 01:13:14 AM
I see that I was the only one to vote anal.  I would only do anal sex for the rest of my life if it wasn't bad for my body, but since it is I should've voted vaginal.  On a side note, I have been doing Kegels for about six weeks now and my long term sex partner didn't notice because he always thinks I'm tight.  I have concluded from this that Kegels don't do much unless you have just had a baby.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 01:23:08 AM
If you'd been here 12 hours ago you could have voted "Animal" but someone ruined it.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Wozzeck on August 29, 2009, 01:34:38 AM
Kegels' biggest payoff is usually in the intensity of the lady's orgasmic vaginal contractions. Unless a man has been rubbing his dick down with cocaine he will notice this. Oh, will he notice.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: 13chemicals on August 29, 2009, 02:26:27 AM
I would think that the coke would numb it.  After you attempt this theory of yours let me know what happens.  I love learning.  'Cause knowledge is power!
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: The Geek on August 29, 2009, 11:30:01 AM
try the exercises during sex - particularly when he orgasms
... makes them scream every time
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Thrash on August 29, 2009, 03:05:12 PM
Oh, fuck yeah!!!

Meanwhile, I actually cannot decide ....
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 07:24:08 PM
So should we put "Animal" back in?
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: bagman on August 30, 2009, 05:18:59 AM
You bunch of fucking kids.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Thrash on August 30, 2009, 01:34:16 PM
So should we put "Animal" back in?
Oh, fuck yeah!!!

Meanwhile, I actually cannot decide ....

Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Zoomie on August 30, 2009, 03:25:22 PM
I would but for two things. Someone nearly had a thrombosis when I did it and I don't have mod anymore.

That's ok, I'll find something else to make her cry like a little bitch.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: tricky on August 30, 2009, 05:38:30 PM
Wow, your bitter old man thing is in full effect today!
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Zoomie on August 30, 2009, 06:25:25 PM
No more than usual when your cockhole is open and running.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: taiko on August 31, 2009, 02:23:40 AM
No more than usual when your cockhole is open and running.

This actually is what swung my vote for oral.
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Zoomie on August 31, 2009, 07:15:13 AM
OK bile rising...
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: taiko on August 31, 2009, 08:30:51 AM
OK bile rising...

Also swinging my vote for oral.  :D
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: underclass on August 31, 2009, 08:44:24 AM
TRICKY WANTS ME IN HER COLON
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: tricky on August 31, 2009, 09:16:54 AM
eeeep
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: underclass on August 31, 2009, 09:20:11 AM
you can't back out now


oops
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: tricky on August 31, 2009, 09:30:05 AM
I believe I'll now need to invest in two Rapex's- one for the front and one for the back! DP'ed by Rapex's
Title: Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...
Post by: Thrash on August 31, 2009, 04:42:39 PM
Or just invite Dylen and/or myself over ...