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If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life...(Read 10246 times)
Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #30 on: August 28, 2009, 06:30:50 PM
It's good to see you embrace your inner grandpa.
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #31 on: August 28, 2009, 07:13:38 PM
He just needs the occasional embrace.
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #32 on: August 29, 2009, 01:13:14 AM
I see that I was the only one to vote anal.  I would only do anal sex for the rest of my life if it wasn't bad for my body, but since it is I should've voted vaginal.  On a side note, I have been doing Kegels for about six weeks now and my long term sex partner didn't notice because he always thinks I'm tight.  I have concluded from this that Kegels don't do much unless you have just had a baby.
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #33 on: August 29, 2009, 01:23:08 AM
If you'd been here 12 hours ago you could have voted "Animal" but someone ruined it.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2009, 01:36:05 AM by Zoomie »
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #34 on: August 29, 2009, 01:34:38 AM
Kegels' biggest payoff is usually in the intensity of the lady's orgasmic vaginal contractions. Unless a man has been rubbing his dick down with cocaine he will notice this. Oh, will he notice.
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.

Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #35 on: August 29, 2009, 02:26:27 AM
I would think that the coke would numb it.  After you attempt this theory of yours let me know what happens.  I love learning.  'Cause knowledge is power!
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #36 on: August 29, 2009, 11:30:01 AM
try the exercises during sex - particularly when he orgasms
... makes them scream every time
« Last Edit: August 29, 2009, 11:30:24 AM by The Geek »
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #37 on: August 29, 2009, 03:05:12 PM
Oh, fuck yeah!!!

Meanwhile, I actually cannot decide ....
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #38 on: August 29, 2009, 07:24:08 PM
So should we put "Animal" back in?
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #39 on: August 30, 2009, 05:18:59 AM
You bunch of fucking kids.
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #40 on: August 30, 2009, 01:34:16 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 07:24:08 PM
So should we put "Animal" back in?
Quote from: Thrash on August 29, 2009, 03:05:12 PM
Oh, fuck yeah!!!

Meanwhile, I actually cannot decide ....

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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #41 on: August 30, 2009, 03:25:22 PM
I would but for two things. Someone nearly had a thrombosis when I did it and I don't have mod anymore.

That's ok, I'll find something else to make her cry like a little bitch.
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #42 on: August 30, 2009, 05:38:30 PM
Wow, your bitter old man thing is in full effect today!
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #43 on: August 30, 2009, 06:25:25 PM
No more than usual when your cockhole is open and running.
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #44 on: August 31, 2009, 02:23:40 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on August 30, 2009, 06:25:25 PM
No more than usual when your cockhole is open and running.

This actually is what swung my vote for oral.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #45 on: August 31, 2009, 07:15:13 AM
OK bile rising...
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #46 on: August 31, 2009, 08:30:51 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on August 31, 2009, 07:15:13 AM
OK bile rising...

Also swinging my vote for oral.  :D
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #47 on: August 31, 2009, 08:44:24 AM
TRICKY WANTS ME IN HER COLON
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #48 on: August 31, 2009, 09:16:54 AM
eeeep
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #49 on: August 31, 2009, 09:20:11 AM
you can't back out now


oops
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Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #50 on: August 31, 2009, 09:30:05 AM
I believe I'll now need to invest in two Rapex's- one for the front and one for the back! DP'ed by Rapex's
« Last Edit: August 31, 2009, 09:31:38 AM by tricky »
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: If you HAD to choose, for the rest of your life... Reply #51 on: August 31, 2009, 04:42:39 PM
Or just invite Dylen and/or myself over ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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