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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: mosh on August 28, 2009, 11:56:05 PM

Title: Sunnies
Post by: mosh on August 28, 2009, 11:56:05 PM
I need some new sunnies. My Ray Bans broke and I aint skilled in the art of silver soldering. So I have to shell out for new ones.

Not being fashion forward, I havent got a clue about this stuff. Any recommendations?

Rapist mirror shades will not be considered.

And yes, I'm aware of the frivolous nature of this thread, so please keep the asshattery to yourselves.
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 12:02:59 AM
Being the outdoorsman that I am I wear Julbo Sherpas. They're affordable, functional and durable. Also they were in style in the early 80s and again when Stargate SG-1 was in full swing. But mostly the affordable, functional and durable thing.
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 12:07:59 AM
Do you wear your sunglasses at night?
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 12:17:23 AM
I wear my sunglasses in bed...
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 12:20:34 AM
You're likely to crush them in your sleep that way.
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: 13chemicals on August 29, 2009, 02:04:02 AM
I wear sunglasses like these:

(http://uniter.ca/images/articles/64-summerissue-2-Culture-E2-Titus_1_of_1-jackieo.jpg)

I like guys who wear the plain black Ray Bans:

(http://www.shoppingsolow.com/images/26071.jpg)
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 02:15:45 AM
Wayfarers are so Don Henley in 1989.
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: mosh on August 29, 2009, 02:17:26 AM
Yeah, I saw a deadhead sticker on a caddilac too...
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 02:19:52 AM
Youse in the wrong hemisphere to be rockin' the boys of summer...
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: mosh on August 29, 2009, 02:20:51 AM
Cant stand that song...
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: 13chemicals on August 29, 2009, 02:22:38 AM
You can't beat a 1989 classic.
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: underclass on August 29, 2009, 09:18:48 PM
I want to see a white shirt, black hat, black sunglasses and a black tie

(http://www.alversonentertainment.com/entertainment/blues.jpg)
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: mosh on August 29, 2009, 09:30:25 PM
I'd rather have sunnies like these dudes...

(http://www.suavecito.com/images/Staff/Craig-Jay.jpg)

The threads are sharp too...
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: ttfg on August 29, 2009, 09:35:47 PM
(http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/edna.jpg)
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 29, 2009, 09:37:04 PM
I used to always buy Oakleys, but they've pretty much moved to just putting out shitty fashion frames.

I've since bought from Spy & Smith Optics.  My preference is Smith because I've found they fit the shape of my face + my fat head better.
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: Tru on August 30, 2009, 06:08:05 AM
I bought a $4.00 pair with silver dragons on the earpieces at a gas station on the interstate.

What does that say?
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: ttfg on August 30, 2009, 06:11:23 AM
ctrl and +
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: FAH-Q on August 30, 2009, 12:34:58 PM
black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac, yeah
the boy's a time bomb


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I really like Ray-Bans. They're good quality for not ridiculous money. And they make lots of different wire-framed shades, which I prefer cuz plastic frames make my eyes sweat.
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: underclass on September 01, 2009, 03:27:47 AM
and?
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: mosh on September 01, 2009, 03:35:54 AM
I used to always buy Oakleys, but they've pretty much moved to just putting out shitty fashion frames.

Since they got took over by Luxotica, Oakleys are now uglier and more expensive than ever.
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: hip on September 01, 2009, 09:41:44 AM
I've liked a lot of smith frames on guys. electrics are pretty hot right now (my favorite pair, pictured in photo of me in brown tanktop with guy in red shirt) but a lot of the men's styles are too big for lots of guys to pull off without looking like elton john. sexy surfers tend to do well by them.
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: Zoomie on September 01, 2009, 06:39:29 PM
Mosh, screw his eyewearz, you need his WARDROBE!

(http://www.bizofshowbiz.com/uploads/elton%20john%20under%20investigation%20for%20child%20pornography-thumb.bmp)
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: mosh on September 02, 2009, 05:01:33 AM
Dude, didnt you see the zoot suits above?

FUCKIN' ZOOT SUITS!

Anyways, Disney MUST DIE!
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: Zoomie on September 02, 2009, 05:13:00 PM
But you're already vaguely shaped like that outfit. It really suits you (pun intended).
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: underclass on September 02, 2009, 07:38:37 PM
I wear sunglasses like these:

(http://uniter.ca/images/articles/64-summerissue-2-Culture-E2-Titus_1_of_1-jackieo.jpg)

Which celebrity was responsible for behemoth sunglasses being in vogue? They look good on one in every five women, maybe
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: hip on September 03, 2009, 09:23:27 AM
i've been told i am able to pull off huge sunglasses. these people are correct.
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: tricky on September 03, 2009, 10:25:31 AM
I hate sungless. one out of every million pairs that I try on look decent on me.
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: hip on September 03, 2009, 11:50:02 AM
i'm pretty lucky with both glasses and hats.
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: mosh on September 03, 2009, 05:42:16 PM
But you're already vaguely shaped like that outfit. It really suits you (pun intended).

I lent it to Elton John
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: Zoomie on September 03, 2009, 06:02:23 PM
And I believe you.
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: underclass on September 03, 2009, 07:48:23 PM
I have a long & narrow face. Sports sunglasses look OK because they hug my face, everything else looks retarded
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: mosh on September 03, 2009, 07:54:30 PM
You should try oversized girl sunnies... ones with Barbie pink frames.
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: underclass on September 03, 2009, 08:07:21 PM
Two months til I get to have Lucas punch you in the face
Title: Re: Sunnies
Post by: Zoomie on September 03, 2009, 08:12:49 PM
He won't do it, Ian isn't a "mix-breed".