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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: HenCranda on November 13, 2009, 07:48:07 PM

Title: Hey I'm new
Post by: HenCranda on November 13, 2009, 07:48:07 PM
What's up everyone, I'm new to the forum and just wanted to say hey. Hopefully I posted this in the right section!
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Zoomie on November 13, 2009, 07:49:29 PM
Friday the 13th and a cheerful n00b. This is a very, very bad omen...

Emp: If I die on the bay tomorrow, help Steeleye sell all my boats, take a commission and give the rest to Tulip. Oh and you can marry her after I'm gone, if you want... It's an easy buy into the clan that way. It's how I got in...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Drugmoth on November 13, 2009, 08:07:35 PM
Oh shit.....like, a real n00b? 
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Zoomie on November 13, 2009, 08:13:59 PM
I know, right? We haven't had one of those since Sakhi. And not a cheerful one since Lucas...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: FAH-Q on November 13, 2009, 08:15:29 PM
Benvinguts, capullo!
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 13, 2009, 09:35:23 PM
... annnnnnnnnnnd, yeah
One post so far ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: tricky on November 13, 2009, 09:58:59 PM
Hey, what's up! You seem swell. Let's by friends! :) I'll tell you a little about myself, and you tell me about yourself.

I'm tricky, I'm an 18 year old male living in Cleveland, OH. I live with my parents, brother, and two cats. I like porn, WoW, and sucking my own cock on webcam. Want to watch? I'll even cum in my own mouth!

I also dislike black people. Don't ever buy a cd from a black person or I'll likely punch you and the musician in the face.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 13, 2009, 10:02:01 PM
... and yell "NIGGER!"

Can't forget that part ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: underclass on November 13, 2009, 10:28:33 PM
I was new once
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 13, 2009, 10:46:15 PM
... and yelled "NIGGER!"

Can't forget that part ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: tricky on November 14, 2009, 12:06:07 AM
I once watched Thrash do underclass in the bum...

... and yell "NIGGER!"

Can't forget that part ...

see, it works with anything, really.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 14, 2009, 12:35:44 AM
You saw that?

... and then yelled "NIGGER!"

Hmmmm, oddly enough, it really does ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: mosh on November 14, 2009, 12:48:16 AM
Hey, what's up! You seem swell. Let's by friends! :) I'll tell you a little about myself, and you tell me about yourself.

I'm tricky, I'm an 18 year old male living in Cleveland, OH. I live with my parents, brother, and two cats. I like porn, WoW, and sucking my own cock on webcam. Want to watch? I'll even cum in my own mouth!

I also dislike black people. Don't ever buy a cd from a black person or I'll likely punch you and the musician in the face.


I think Dylan hacked Brook's acct. The only difference would be that he's suck someone elses dick, and allow them to cum in his mouth.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Enraged Angel on November 14, 2009, 01:05:05 AM
Welcome to here, you must be a brake little toaster...

OH, and watch your bum, I'm just saying.....  :-\
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Maxillius on November 14, 2009, 01:10:25 AM
You guys are fuckin hilarious!!
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 14, 2009, 02:45:41 AM
Welcome to here, you must be a brake little toaster...

OH, and watch your bum, I'm just saying.....  :-\

Is that about me?
Why are you letting the cat out of the bag so early on?
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Drugmoth on November 14, 2009, 04:03:01 AM
You guys are fuckin hilarious!!

WE R FULL OF TEH ROFLZ
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: taiko on November 14, 2009, 05:47:22 AM
What's up everyone, I'm new to the forum and just wanted to say hey.

Loaded-Gun is the last shore in the ocean of the Internet.  Only detritus and refuse arrive here.

So, either someone told you about us, or you're about to fucking off yourself.

Which is it?
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: ttfg on November 14, 2009, 07:02:30 AM
I wish for both.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 14, 2009, 02:01:27 PM
Can I watch?
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: ttfg on November 14, 2009, 02:47:14 PM
Sure you can. Im producing it for an inflight channel.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 14, 2009, 03:16:12 PM
No, I was talking about the girl fucking herself, but ...
... whatever works, dude
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: ttfg on November 14, 2009, 03:36:16 PM
Maybe I should read this thread.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: mosh on November 14, 2009, 03:43:38 PM
Why start now?
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: ttfg on November 14, 2009, 04:23:27 PM
Masochism is the new Fag.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: fyrenza on November 14, 2009, 05:36:02 PM
i was once a friendly n00b ...

Then, i joined L-G.

The rest is history.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 14, 2009, 06:53:37 PM
.... annnnnnnd

*cues Hip*
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Maxillius on November 14, 2009, 07:20:37 PM
I was pissed-off from the start  :P
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: FAH-Q on November 14, 2009, 08:01:04 PM
What are you talking about dude? You're almost puppy-like in your friendliness. It's people like you and me who turned this place into the love-fest it is.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: taiko on November 14, 2009, 08:09:12 PM
I was pissed-off from the start  :P

Nice to be back though :)

OH YEAH, YOU WERE KILLER WHEN YOU SHOWED UP.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: ttfg on November 14, 2009, 09:07:04 PM
I gave Max about 5% A-S... and Max pussed out a bit.

but fuck it, if Max stays... Max stays.

and

What are you talking about dude? You're almost puppy-like in your friendliness. It's people like you and me who turned this place into the love-fest it is.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Tru on November 14, 2009, 09:37:32 PM
Quote
detritus

Interesting word. Don't hear that one often.

I think you guys completely scared this hen person off already, hilarious.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: mosh on November 15, 2009, 12:40:11 AM
What are you talking about dude? You're almost puppy-like in your friendliness. It's people like you and me who turned this place into the love-fest it is.

PHAGS! Look what you've done!!!!
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Emperor Reagan on November 15, 2009, 09:38:01 AM
I can do angry or I can do indifferent.  I've mostly been doing the latter lately.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: underclass on November 15, 2009, 10:00:22 AM
meh
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 15, 2009, 11:12:49 AM
I'm still applying Bactine to my ass from the terrible bite ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Nitya on November 15, 2009, 11:28:41 AM
You're almost puppy-like in your friendliness.

That's aww worthy.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 15, 2009, 12:03:14 PM
It's official now; all of you are ghey ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Maxillius on November 16, 2009, 01:01:27 AM
I was pissed-off from the start  :P

Nice to be back though :)

OH YEAH, YOU WERE KILLER WHEN YOU SHOWED UP.

No, no, the START, as in 98.  Haven't had to deal with those assholes from high school in nearly 10 years, so I'm peachy now
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Drugmoth on November 16, 2009, 04:42:10 PM
You guys are fucking faggots.  And I've sucked a dick.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: 13chemicals on November 16, 2009, 10:52:42 PM
Next up for Danzig, being a bottom.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Zoomie on November 17, 2009, 06:50:55 AM
...and when that happens you need to keep the adjectives to YOURSELF.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 17, 2009, 01:43:01 PM
Bottom, or POWER BOTTOM?
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: 13chemicals on November 17, 2009, 03:09:53 PM
This is totally unrelated but Jenna Jameson is on Oprah today.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Zoomie on November 17, 2009, 04:04:34 PM
Yes that is totally unrelated to Dylan getting fucked in the ass. It couldn't me MORE unrelated.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 17, 2009, 09:57:45 PM
Actually, I see the bridge here ...
It could just be me though ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Drugmoth on November 19, 2009, 10:46:42 PM
Hahaha
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: communist twat on November 27, 2009, 09:44:51 PM
oh hai!
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 28, 2009, 03:32:56 PM
W3rd, Chikka!
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Maxillius on November 29, 2009, 02:07:45 AM
I gave Max about 5% A-S... and Max pussed out a bit.

but fuck it, if Max stays... Max stays.

and

What are you talking about dude? You're almost puppy-like in your friendliness. It's people like you and me who turned this place into the love-fest it is.

I seem to have missed this bit.  huh?
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 03:38:04 AM
We're piss and vinegar, however, we've a little bit of pixie dust (make assumptions) and powdered sugar on the mix ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: ttfg on November 29, 2009, 04:31:55 AM
Note to self: Dont eat daves cooking.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 04:36:14 AM
It's not MY doing, man ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: ttfg on November 29, 2009, 04:38:17 AM
yeah yeah, women are evil. I hear ya.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 04:40:49 AM
We've covered this ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Nitya on November 29, 2009, 10:18:45 AM
This is totally unrelated but Jenna Jameson is on Oprah today.

This is slightly related, it turns out a friend of mine's sister was on Jeremy Kyle.
She's 19, it was about her few months old kid. I'm really gutted that I didnt get to watch it because I only found out friday.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 01:08:00 PM
Need more details or this is just a bucket of words ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Nitya on November 29, 2009, 01:13:21 PM
I would give you more details if I had them.
I know her daughter is named Lola.
Loads of people watched it on the web when they found out at school.
Sadly i dont know which ep it was or i would try and find it myself.

I think it was just the usual baby war with the absentee father or something..
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 01:14:09 PM
Oh, so he's your Maury ....

Next ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Doormouse on November 29, 2009, 02:10:01 PM
Maury, I'm 199% sure he's the father! I only slep with him and 2 other guys at that party!
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 04:11:54 PM
There's one that's up to, what, 16 possible fathers now?
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Doormouse on November 29, 2009, 05:39:44 PM
Then there's this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Didn%27t_Know_I_Was_Pregnant (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Didn%27t_Know_I_Was_Pregnant)
People are such idiots.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 05:54:55 PM
Actually, that happened to my friend Sonya ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Nitya on November 29, 2009, 06:06:13 PM
It does happen, its not always that obvious.
Even I knew hat.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Zoomie on November 29, 2009, 06:40:16 PM
Esp if she's fat.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 06:43:56 PM
This girl was thin at one point, and then gained weight; I don't know quite when ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Zoomie on November 29, 2009, 06:46:09 PM
mmmm is she single?
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 06:51:14 PM
She was married to some dude named Ruey last I know over 13 years ago ...
Her real last name was a "stripper name" ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Doormouse on November 29, 2009, 07:02:01 PM
Nope, I'm sticking to my prejudices. If you don't know you're pregnant, I'm convinced you're a moron.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: ttfg on November 29, 2009, 07:06:48 PM
I dont know if im pregnant !
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 07:26:57 PM
Yeah, same here ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Doormouse on November 29, 2009, 07:33:08 PM
You boys need to go on Maury.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 08:28:31 PM
Well, we'd have to know if we're pregnant first ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Doormouse on November 29, 2009, 08:50:53 PM
That's what the lie-detector tests are for.

If that doesn't work, poll the audience.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 08:58:57 PM
You use a lie detector to check for pregnancy?
I never learned that in med school!

Technology today ....
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Doormouse on November 29, 2009, 09:16:37 PM
Yeah that's the kind of thing you only learn on Maury.
The lie detectors they have there can detect not only if you've had sex, but they can pinpoint how many times, with whom, and how much you enjoyed it.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 09:37:01 PM
Technology today ....
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Doormouse on November 29, 2009, 10:26:38 PM
W3rd.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: taiko on November 30, 2009, 09:51:56 AM
Technology today ....

If only we used some of it around these parts.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on November 30, 2009, 02:51:04 PM
It's not necessary; we know who the father of the bun in your oven ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: 13chemicals on November 30, 2009, 06:47:18 PM
Mosh
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: mosh on December 01, 2009, 02:57:58 AM
Damn, I knew my sac's felt lighter after that karaoke session in Japan...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: ttfg on December 01, 2009, 04:01:52 AM
hmm, typo pf plural (?).
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: mosh on December 01, 2009, 07:21:07 AM
hmm, typo pf plural (?).

like a typo of "of"?
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: ttfg on December 01, 2009, 09:03:08 AM
In that case explain why you keep you sperm in them moobs pf yours.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: mosh on December 01, 2009, 03:38:14 PM
Some things should remain a mystery...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on December 02, 2009, 06:39:07 PM
Like drunk posting?
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: mosh on December 04, 2009, 09:42:57 PM
especially drunk posting
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: 13chemicals on December 04, 2009, 11:00:57 PM
Never!
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: mosh on December 07, 2009, 04:17:46 AM
What's up everyone, I'm new to the forum and just wanted to say hey. Hopefully I posted this in the right section!
Turns out this wanker is spamming scum, and has been dealt with accordingly.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: fyrenza on December 09, 2009, 05:35:29 AM
like a typo of "of"?

A typo of "of" would be "fo."

Who says THAT?  "Fo."

Maybe like in mo-FO-lo?

Yeah, i think this arrogant s.o.b. just called you a mo-fo-lo ...

<~ sits back, waiting for shit to hit fan
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Nitya on December 09, 2009, 11:54:30 AM
fo' shuure brah.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on December 09, 2009, 02:38:41 PM
fo'shizzle!
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: fyrenza on December 10, 2009, 02:14:32 PM
Is HenCrada even here, anymore

Or did they have to change their name to NippleParty?


WOW!  70589 Posts in 1470 Topics by 147 members
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on December 10, 2009, 06:34:28 PM
Yeah, this place hops ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: fyrenza on December 10, 2009, 09:44:07 PM
i was thinking more along the lines of each member creating ten threads,

but,

yeah,

i can see what you mean!
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on December 10, 2009, 10:09:47 PM
Http://www.ThrashInc.Com (http://Http://www.ThrashInc.Com) ...
Look at those stats ...

I'd reset 'em after I changed the CMS and it's taken 2 years for it to hit over 100k/posts ...

Do the math ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: fyrenza on December 10, 2009, 10:30:29 PM
OMG!!!

That BANNER!!!

That is SOOO FUCKING AWESOME!!!
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on December 10, 2009, 10:45:10 PM
Wha?
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: fyrenza on December 10, 2009, 10:53:59 PM
The pic at the top of the TI website

It literally DAZZLED me, causing me to screw up my registration, somehow.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on December 10, 2009, 11:01:55 PM
Try it again ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: fyrenza on December 10, 2009, 11:03:34 PM
Try it again ...

Thank you!  When you didn't post back, i went there and got right in!
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on December 10, 2009, 11:08:20 PM
You and Suze will be fast friends, indeed ...
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: ttfg on December 11, 2009, 01:08:47 AM
When nothing good can come from soemthing; Sometimes that's a good thing.
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on December 11, 2009, 06:01:10 PM
/me nods *
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: fyrenza on December 11, 2009, 07:22:16 PM
So, ummm?

Now everyone's watching over THERE for me to get creamed???

SURPRISE ~ i'm just playing games and lurking!

Y'all taught me a lesson i'll NEVER forget!!!
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: FAH-Q on December 12, 2009, 08:31:01 PM
There are creamers over there?
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Nitya on December 12, 2009, 08:56:10 PM
Theyre everywhere... watching you..
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Libertine on December 12, 2009, 08:56:45 PM
Triple beam miracle dream cream
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: 13chemicals on December 12, 2009, 09:01:20 PM
Triple beam miracle dream cream

Yes.......?
Title: Re: Hey I'm new
Post by: Thrash on December 14, 2009, 01:12:49 AM
I, myself, just happen to be a non-dairy creamer ...