What's up everyone, I'm new to the forum and just wanted to say hey. Hopefully I posted this in the right section!

Friday the 13th and a cheerful n00b. This is a very, very bad omen...

Emp: If I die on the bay tomorrow, help Steeleye sell all my boats, take a commission and give the rest to Tulip. Oh and you can marry her after I'm gone, if you want... It's an easy buy into the clan that way. It's how I got in...

Oh shit.....like, a real n00b? 

I know, right? We haven't had one of those since Sakhi. And not a cheerful one since Lucas...

Benvinguts, capullo!

... annnnnnnnnnnd, yeah
One post so far ...

Hey, what's up! You seem swell. Let's by friends! I'll tell you a little about myself, and you tell me about yourself.

I'm tricky, I'm an 18 year old male living in Cleveland, OH. I live with my parents, brother, and two cats. I like porn, WoW, and sucking my own cock on webcam. Want to watch? I'll even cum in my own mouth!

I also dislike black people. Don't ever buy a cd from a black person or I'll likely punch you and the musician in the face.

... and yell "NIGGER!"

Can't forget that part ...

I was new once

... and yelled "NIGGER!"

Can't forget that part ...

I once watched Thrash do underclass in the bum...

... and yell "NIGGER!"

Can't forget that part ...

see, it works with anything, really.

You saw that?

... and then yelled "NIGGER!"

Hmmmm, oddly enough, it really does ...

Hey, what's up! You seem swell. Let's by friends! I'll tell you a little about myself, and you tell me about yourself.

I'm tricky, I'm an 18 year old male living in Cleveland, OH. I live with my parents, brother, and two cats. I like porn, WoW, and sucking my own cock on webcam. Want to watch? I'll even cum in my own mouth!

I also dislike black people. Don't ever buy a cd from a black person or I'll likely punch you and the musician in the face.

I think Dylan hacked Brook's acct. The only difference would be that he's suck someone elses dick, and allow them to cum in his mouth.

Welcome to here, you must be a brake little toaster...

OH, and watch your bum, I'm just saying..... 

You guys are fuckin hilarious!!

Welcome to here, you must be a brake little toaster...

OH, and watch your bum, I'm just saying..... 

Is that about me?
Why are you letting the cat out of the bag so early on?

You guys are fuckin hilarious!!

WE R FULL OF TEH ROFLZ

What's up everyone, I'm new to the forum and just wanted to say hey.

Loaded-Gun is the last shore in the ocean of the Internet.  Only detritus and refuse arrive here.

So, either someone told you about us, or you're about to fucking off yourself.

Which is it?

I wish for both.

Can I watch?

Sure you can. Im producing it for an inflight channel.

No, I was talking about the girl fucking herself, but ...
... whatever works, dude

Maybe I should read this thread.

Why start now?

Masochism is the new Fag.

i was once a friendly n00b ...

Then, i joined L-G.

The rest is history.

.... annnnnnnd

*cues Hip*

I was pissed-off from the start 

What are you talking about dude? You're almost puppy-like in your friendliness. It's people like you and me who turned this place into the love-fest it is.

I was pissed-off from the start 

Nice to be back though

OH YEAH, YOU WERE KILLER WHEN YOU SHOWED UP.