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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on December 12, 2009, 04:55:16 PM

Title: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: Zoomie on December 12, 2009, 04:55:16 PM
Just as the chestnuts start to slip back into the fire I get a contract to do more work on the Hilton Garden, I get an offer to start my own manufacturing company building solar panels for a friend's company, my eBay sales topped $500 this week and I SOLD MY FIRST BOAT!!!

Life is good. I'mma get drunk. Back later.
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: ttfg on December 12, 2009, 05:03:43 PM
We sooooo need more intoxicated posting... Dont leave !!

and congrats.
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Post by: FAH-Q on December 12, 2009, 06:14:49 PM
Fuckin'A man!
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Post by: Doormouse on December 12, 2009, 06:30:06 PM
Yeah good on you, sir.
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Post by: underclass on December 13, 2009, 12:42:51 AM
that's great news
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: Zoomie on December 13, 2009, 08:47:50 AM
Wow. Drink, wait, drink, wait, drink, drink, LOOKOUT BRICK WALL MEMORY LOSS!!!

And no drunk posts... this sucks.
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: The Geek on December 13, 2009, 10:18:58 AM
congrats!!!
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on December 13, 2009, 02:56:42 PM
Why do we all keep running into that brick wall when we know it's lurking right around the corner?

Congrats, too.
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Post by: Daddy on December 13, 2009, 11:02:42 PM
Good show, old cock.
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: Thrash on December 14, 2009, 12:40:21 AM
I did your song in your honor ....
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Post by: Tru on December 14, 2009, 01:16:15 AM
Goody, now you can give with all the inside secrets on solar.

Ps, I just picked up two large brake rotors from the parking lot of Home Depot today. Somebody dumped them off.  I think they might work out well as part of a DIY windgen system. Might even use them both somehow in the same head unit.
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: mosh on December 14, 2009, 02:59:48 AM
I did your song in your honor ....

Was it (gay for) Sailing - Cartman style?
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: Zoomie on December 14, 2009, 04:09:12 PM
HAHAHAHAHA Oh man, we laughed pretty hard at that Sunday morning. I iggy'd the phone Sat night, was already 'faced and in bed. You're a classic Dave. A classic.
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Post by: communist twat on December 18, 2009, 01:42:51 AM
that sugar daddy offer still stands pops.  :-*
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: Zoomie on December 18, 2009, 06:40:56 AM
I'm reviewing my options and developing a menu of sexual acts from which to choose. I'll get back to you.
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: taiko on December 18, 2009, 10:04:14 AM
that sugar daddy offer still stands pops.  :-*

I could use a west coast girl.
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: (_)_)===D on December 18, 2009, 10:12:21 AM
that sugar daddy offer still stands pops.  :-*

I could use a west coast girl.
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: taiko on December 18, 2009, 10:18:05 AM
girls in other regions don't seem to be good choices for me.
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on December 18, 2009, 11:43:18 AM
West side is the best side.

The west coast seems to be more accepting of slackers, deviants, weirdos, etc.  I'd at least like to move back to the right side of Mississippi in the next few years.
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: Tru on December 18, 2009, 01:32:46 PM

I could use a west coast girl.
And yes *sobs* I could use[a] girl too!

West side is the best side.

The west coast seems to be more accepting of slackers, deviants, weirdos, etc.  I'd at least like to move back to the right side of Mississippi in the next few years.

Represent.
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: Zoomie on December 18, 2009, 04:51:35 PM
You need to prove you can stick with the program and finish what you've started. Try that with a real doll and then you can practice on a real woman again.
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: Tru on December 18, 2009, 05:52:02 PM
You need to prove you can stick with the program and finish what you've started. Try that with a real doll and then you can practice on a real woman again.

A "real woman", where can I purchase those?
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: Thrash on December 19, 2009, 05:02:29 PM
I know where you can get a "Real Doll" ...
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Post by: FAH-Q on December 19, 2009, 08:11:58 PM
West side is the best side.

The west coast seems to be more accepting of slackers, deviants, weirdos, etc.  I'd at least like to move back to the right side of Mississippi in the next few years.

http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/nofx/leavingjesusland34418.html (http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/nofx/leavingjesusland34418.html)
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Post by: friskychick on December 20, 2009, 12:45:31 AM
West side is the best side.

The west coast seems to be more accepting of slackers, deviants, weirdos, etc. 

agreed...
Must be our fucked up families.. abnormal, dysfunctional fucked up shit is the norm...
but not all of us are a size 2 with fake boobs and tan
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: communist twat on December 20, 2009, 03:16:36 PM
I know where you can get a "Real Doll" ...

I kind of want a real doll.. not to fuck or anything.. I just think it would make a good conversation piece.
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: The Geek on December 20, 2009, 08:57:51 PM
You can accomplish that with a tomato. You can steal one of those.
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: Thrash on December 20, 2009, 11:53:59 PM
Well, that and you'd actually have to be SOCIAL ...

Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: communist twat on December 21, 2009, 12:39:13 AM
aw shit  :-\
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: underclass on December 25, 2009, 08:06:14 PM
partly motivated by Aaron my brother and I started importing 2nd hand golf clubs from the US and selling them online. Heck if we make $3-4K in a year it's more than he'll get over a summer of orchard work.

is anyone keen to act as a collection and distribution point? Basically golf clubs will trickle in, and every so often we'll ask you to box a few, and ship them to us sea-mail marked as gifts to avoid import duty. We'll pay 50% of any savings on import tax and/or shipping once they arrive. Anywhere between $50-$150 per shipment depending how we go with the tax. Message me (preferably on FB) if keen
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: Thrash on December 26, 2009, 05:42:21 PM
I know where to get 2nd hand clubs, you know ...
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Post by: ttfg on December 26, 2009, 05:45:09 PM
I'm rather sure they would of pulled them out by now.
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: Thrash on December 26, 2009, 05:57:26 PM
Hmmm ...
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on December 26, 2009, 07:03:53 PM
Shit, I'd do that.  Free money to circumvent the tax law?
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: Zoomie on December 27, 2009, 01:04:44 AM
Honestly Nick I would, but I already spend far too much time standing in line at the post office. And I know where to get lots of free preowned clubs. Other than Dave's asshole, as HoJo related...
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: underclass on December 27, 2009, 03:47:15 PM
Honestly Nick I would, but I already spend far too much time standing in line at the post office. And I know where to get lots of free preowned clubs. Other than Dave's asshole, as HoJo related...

Ship 'em here. I'll sell em online and we'll split the profits. Once your pile gets to $2,000NZD will fly you down for a holiday
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: Zoomie on December 27, 2009, 03:55:42 PM
I'll make some calls.
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: underclass on December 27, 2009, 06:13:11 PM
cool, pics first, I'll swing 'em by my brother to see if they're saleable
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: Thrash on December 27, 2009, 08:43:21 PM
Honestly Nick I would, but I already spend far too much time standing in line at the post office. And I know where to get lots of free preowned clubs. Other than Dave's asshole, as HoJo related...

NONONO, you misunderstand ...
My asshole IS a club!
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: mosh on December 28, 2009, 11:40:59 PM
Club Baby Seal?
Title: Re: Still living the charmed life...
Post by: Thrash on December 29, 2009, 02:53:58 AM
Sure ...