Just as the chestnuts start to slip back into the fire I get a contract to do more work on the Hilton Garden, I get an offer to start my own manufacturing company building solar panels for a friend's company, my eBay sales topped $500 this week and I SOLD MY FIRST BOAT!!!

Life is good. I'mma get drunk. Back later.

We sooooo need more intoxicated posting... Dont leave !!

and congrats.

Fuckin'A man!

Yeah good on you, sir.

that's great news

Wow. Drink, wait, drink, wait, drink, drink, LOOKOUT BRICK WALL MEMORY LOSS!!!

And no drunk posts... this sucks.

congrats!!!

Why do we all keep running into that brick wall when we know it's lurking right around the corner?

Congrats, too.

Good show, old cock.

I did your song in your honor ....

Goody, now you can give with all the inside secrets on solar.

Ps, I just picked up two large brake rotors from the parking lot of Home Depot today. Somebody dumped them off.  I think they might work out well as part of a DIY windgen system. Might even use them both somehow in the same head unit.

I did your song in your honor ....

Was it (gay for) Sailing - Cartman style?

HAHAHAHAHA Oh man, we laughed pretty hard at that Sunday morning. I iggy'd the phone Sat night, was already 'faced and in bed. You're a classic Dave. A classic.

that sugar daddy offer still stands pops. 

I'm reviewing my options and developing a menu of sexual acts from which to choose. I'll get back to you.

that sugar daddy offer still stands pops. 

I could use a west coast girl.

that sugar daddy offer still stands pops. 

I could use a west coast girl.

girls in other regions don't seem to be good choices for me.

West side is the best side.

The west coast seems to be more accepting of slackers, deviants, weirdos, etc.  I'd at least like to move back to the right side of Mississippi in the next few years.

I could use a west coast girl.

And yes *sobs* I could use[a] girl too!

West side is the best side.

The west coast seems to be more accepting of slackers, deviants, weirdos, etc.  I'd at least like to move back to the right side of Mississippi in the next few years.

Represent.

You need to prove you can stick with the program and finish what you've started. Try that with a real doll and then you can practice on a real woman again.

You need to prove you can stick with the program and finish what you've started. Try that with a real doll and then you can practice on a real woman again.

A "real woman", where can I purchase those?

I know where you can get a "Real Doll" ...

West side is the best side.

The west coast seems to be more accepting of slackers, deviants, weirdos, etc.  I'd at least like to move back to the right side of Mississippi in the next few years.

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West side is the best side.

The west coast seems to be more accepting of slackers, deviants, weirdos, etc. 

agreed...
Must be our fucked up families.. abnormal, dysfunctional fucked up shit is the norm...
but not all of us are a size 2 with fake boobs and tan

I know where you can get a "Real Doll" ...

I kind of want a real doll.. not to fuck or anything.. I just think it would make a good conversation piece.

You can accomplish that with a tomato. You can steal one of those.

Well, that and you'd actually have to be SOCIAL ...

aw shit 

partly motivated by Aaron my brother and I started importing 2nd hand golf clubs from the US and selling them online. Heck if we make $3-4K in a year it's more than he'll get over a summer of orchard work.

is anyone keen to act as a collection and distribution point? Basically golf clubs will trickle in, and every so often we'll ask you to box a few, and ship them to us sea-mail marked as gifts to avoid import duty. We'll pay 50% of any savings on import tax and/or shipping once they arrive. Anywhere between $50-$150 per shipment depending how we go with the tax. Message me (preferably on FB) if keen