Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Entertainment => Topic started by: FAH-Q on February 17, 2010, 11:38:22 PM
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One per post.
I'd fuck the hell out of Katy Perry.
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Julie Benz
(http://www.thehulltruth.com/attachments/dockside-chat/94811d1261137261-dexter-spoiler-if-you-havent-seen-weeks-episode-yet-julie_benz-mar2k3-fhm1.jpg)
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Dawn French
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/dawn-french-431x400.jpg)
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Aw fuck yeah. I just want to slide it sideways in the fold between her chins...
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I think you all know by now:
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1903/haydenpanettierexj.jpg) (http://img15.imageshack.us/i/haydenpanettierexj.jpg/)
(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/5794/haydenpanettierewallpap.jpg) (http://img63.imageshack.us/i/haydenpanettierewallpap.jpg/)
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Sarah Fletcher:
(http://www.comedycentric.com/files/2009/10/secret-girlfriend-gallery-fletcher.jpg)
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Julie Benz
(http://www.thehulltruth.com/attachments/dockside-chat/94811d1261137261-dexter-spoiler-if-you-havent-seen-weeks-episode-yet-julie_benz-mar2k3-fhm1.jpg)
Not hot.
Sarah Fletcher:
(http://www.comedycentric.com/files/2009/10/secret-girlfriend-gallery-fletcher.jpg)
Not hot.
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(http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/48/98/0000034898_20061021033212.jpg)
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I'm trying to look for one pic of Sarah where she's SMOKING HOT ...
Oh, wait, she doesn't look 12 so she's not hot to you ...
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I prefer
15 16
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Julie Benz
Not hot.
You've never seen her dead in a bathtub full of her own blood, man...
(http://www.foochuck.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/d4-rita-bathtub-blood.jpg)
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Julie Benz
(http://www.thehulltruth.com/attachments/dockside-chat/94811d1261137261-dexter-spoiler-if-you-havent-seen-weeks-episode-yet-julie_benz-mar2k3-fhm1.jpg)
Not hot.
Sarah Fletcher:
(http://www.comedycentric.com/files/2009/10/secret-girlfriend-gallery-fletcher.jpg)
Not hot.
You suck dick. You are not qualified to make judgements here!
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(http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/minka_kelly_image_small.jpg)
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You suck dick. You are not qualified to make judgements here!
Has nothing to do with my taste in women.
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And we're back to the taste...
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(http://www.ondarock.it/images/monografie/brettanderson.jpg)
Brett Anderson ***swoooooooonnnnn***
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Has nothing to do with my taste in women.
nail someone who wouldn't turn into a snowball if she ran down a hill and get back to us
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Will do.
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(http://www.ondarock.it/images/monografie/brettanderson.jpg)
Brett Anderson ***swoooooooonnnnn***
Damn girl, he is almost pretty enough to fuck...
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Yeah ....
... remember to name those in your posts; thanks
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(http://www.ondarock.it/images/monografie/brettanderson.jpg)
Brett Anderson ***swoooooooonnnnn***
Damn girl, he is almost pretty enough to fuck...
Dude, his face is lopsided. How is that hot?
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Alexi Wasser. She's the new scream queen. You might recognize her as the girl with the goosebumps in the York Peppermint Patty commercial. She's not fat but I'd still break it.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PGLLCKMT1u8/SuZOayykphI/AAAAAAAAAKA/HKr6IAnlX34/s320/alexi_wasser_Cabin_fever2.jpg)
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Shayna Rose, former soap opera actress, but became aware of her on The Fresh Beat Band on Nickelodeon. She's not built the way I like them, but that face and her hair sold me. Plus, she can drum. I have a thing for female drummers.
(http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/46/25/0000034625_20061021005604.jpg?y=626&sig=uPJcgNfUWxyi1PVo6ZwS0A--)
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Michelle Williams.
Tho Dawn French has enticingly large jugs...
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Dude I keep trying to tell you... you can BUY tits.
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Yeah... it's just not the same...
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Aww Mosh, ignore zoomie, your tits are fine just the way they are
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(http://chilangabanda.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/22797321_EmilieAutumn.jpg)
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Emilie Autumn?
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Yup.
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Aww Mosh, ignore zoomie, your tits are fine just the way they are
I know, right? I'm rockin a B cup by now.
(http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/05/29/1212114812_4432/539w.jpg)
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Oh please. I'm rockin' the B, you got a full C goin' on there...
(http://media.monstersandcritics.com/galleries/1334389/PRN-02474940185.jpg)
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(http://www.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Yasmine-Bleeth/Yasmine-Bleeth-1.JPG)
(http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0802/zhang_ziyi5_EiEyfKlWTo23.jpg)
(http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/Sharon.Stone.Ageless.2005.jpg)
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Aww Mosh, ignore zoomie, your tits are fine just the way they are
I know, right? I'm rockin a B cup by now.
(http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/05/29/1212114812_4432/539w.jpg)
Dream threesome team?
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(http://goremasternews.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/milla-jovovich.jpg)
(http://blog.mrskin.com/data/features/13/millajovovich.jpg)
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And ...
(http://image.com.com/tv/images/content_headers/person_new/6314.jpg)
Bree
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^ hell yeah
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^ hell yeah
Which one?
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Haha Tru watches Desperate Housewives!
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Shawn pyfrom
(http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,andrew.jpg)
^ hell yeah
Which one?
Bree
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Yeah ....
... remember to name those in your posts; thanks
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Haha Sakhi watches Desperate Housewives!
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HAHA Si knows the stars of Desperate Housewives.
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HAHA Si knows the stars of Desperate Housewives.
I honestly didn't even know who it was until Si pointed it out.
Um, let me think.
Imma fuck this bitch, Imma fuck this bitch, I'll fuck anything that mooooooves
Clerks Jay & Silent Bob intro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxK9x0p8Nf4#normal)
I watch a lot of Fringe, and the lead character on there is Anna Torv and she recently did a smokin hot spread for Esquire. The things I would eat out of her ass, you have no idea.
http://www.esquire.com/women/women-we-love/anna-torv-nude-0310 (http://www.esquire.com/women/women-we-love/anna-torv-nude-0310)
(http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/Yy/08-anna-torv-sex-0310-lg.jpg)
I really like Kim from Matt & Kim, she has a beautiful smile and she's always crackin' it up every time they perform live or in a video or anything. I like that. There's something just really attractive about that kind of exuberance.
(http://possessedbythedevil.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/mattkim.jpg)
I would definitely snort a line off of Lily Allen's ass if she hadn't already finished all the coke. She's naked all over the internet, so you know she has little inhibition. Her music is pretty funny and catchy. She says lots of ignorant shit in public and I like that.
(http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/08-15/lily4.jpg)
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Also seconding Katy Perry and Hayden Panettiere.
So basically my list looks like:
- female musicians
- female actresses on sci/fi television shows
- dudes
Which makes sense cause I'm a huge nerd and I love music.
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Haha Tru does not watch Desperate Housewives, Tru does desperate housewives.
Good choice Sakhi. As Bree she seems so, umm I don't know ...Mountable?
Obviously her show personality has an effect here.
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In the beginning watching the show Bree used to piss me off so much. It was quite a while before I liked her. Even then I think Lynette is waay better
Haha Sakhi watches Desperate Housewives!
I used to, nowadays i always end up with something else to do when it's on
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HAHA Si knows the stars of Desperate Housewives.
Haha Si's seen seasons 1 and 2.
For 3 main reasons:
1) my then-bitch wanted to watch them, and I liked to keep her happy
2) as chick stuff goes, there are worse things to have trade off watching in order to then put on something badass with explosions and violence
3) for the first couple of seasons it was actually pretty entertaining. I lost interest within the first couple episodes of the 3rd season though
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One per post.
Agreed on Lily Allen though.
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Aww Mosh, ignore zoomie, your tits are fine just the way they are
I know, right? I'm rockin a B cup by now.
(http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/05/29/1212114812_4432/539w.jpg)
Dream threesome team?
Oh, Hells Yeah!
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Is that the Indigo Girls?
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Nah dude that's Tegan and Sara.
NOFX - Creeping Out Sara (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzY9P8GXfow#normal)
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Oh, it's all comingback to me now ....
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I was kidding, btw. I'm pretty sure that's actually the Deal sisters, but it was a good excuse to post a funny NOFX song. Also, quite possibly Tegan & Sara will end up looking like that.
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Here is what I feel ba ba ba baaa I just want a girl as cooooooool as Kim Deaaaaaaaaal
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(http://goremasternews.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/milla-jovovich.jpg)
(http://blog.mrskin.com/data/features/13/millajovovich.jpg)
Tru is the winner. I fucking <3 Milla
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Thread's not over yet ...
Here you go, Zoomie and Dylan ...
Rosanne:
(http://images.celebset.net/pics/R/3746Rosanne%20Barr%20%28Rosanne%29.jpg)
Or should this be in the Fatties thread?
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i don't care, ZOOMIE WANT!!!
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Holy shit. Roseanne.
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(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v3896/198/107/1337951650/n1337951650_30166264_5216416.jpg)
Tara Lynn: local reporter here. Not really my type but she has a porn star name and hair worthy of wrapping around my hand and pulling back on.
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Selma Blair
(http://gallery.celebritypro.com/data/media/357/selma-blair-1.jpg)
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RILEY STEELE
(http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/riley-steel-1.jpg)
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In the beginning watching the show Bree used to piss me off so much. It was quite a while before I liked her. Even then I think Lynette is waay better
Haha Sakhi watches Desperate Housewives!
I used to, nowadays i always end up with something else to do when it's on
I only watched any of the show at all because for a while I was umm i guess fixated on Terry Hatcher after watching her in
"The Cool Surface". When she turned around and stuck her ass up in the air with her pretty brown nipples fully exposed and said "Do anything to want to me, anything." (http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Teri-Hatcher-Nude-in-The-Cool-Surface-2-651557.html#id651557)
Well, I um. But Bree, she seemed so prim and proper I mean how could you resist the urge to defile her.
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Dude, I'm so hard right now ...
Problem is, it was only in the last 10 sec I popped the fat ...
Dude was killing me ...
KILL-ING ME!!!
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RILEY STEELE
She cute but too tall, plastic tits since that pic and her feet are NOT attractive. But you go ahead...
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Halle Berry
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Halle Berry
Probably has ugly nipples like Janet.
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Halle Berry
Probably has ugly nipples like Janet.
Um, no, not really...
(http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/halle_berry_topless2.jpg)
In the beginning watching the show Bree used to piss me off so much. It was quite a while before I liked her. Even then I think Lynette is waay better
Haha Sakhi watches Desperate Housewives!
I used to, nowadays i always end up with something else to do when it's on
I only watched any of the show at all because for a while I was umm i guess fixated on Terry Hatcher after watching her in
"The Cool Surface". When she turned around and stuck her ass up in the air with her pretty brown nipples fully exposed and said "Do anything to want to me, anything." (http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Teri-Hatcher-Nude-in-The-Cool-Surface-2-651557.html#id651557)
Well, I um. But Bree, she seemed so prim and proper I mean how could you resist the urge to defile her.
Don't trust him, Susan! That's the fuckin' T-1000!
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Holy shit! Those are perfect nipples...
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Perfectly small :-/
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And ...
(http://image.com.com/tv/images/content_headers/person_new/6314.jpg)
Bree
Not even with Bagman's plastic penis.
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Ok she has decent nipples but what the fuck is up with her face in that pic. Not cute sexy or anything. Looks like she is about to say "Fuck You"
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And you don't find that sexy? What if she said it in the produce department?
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BTW: Alessandra Torreson. Yum.
(http://media.daemonstv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Caprica_KEY.JPG)
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And you don't find that sexy? What if she said it in the produce department?
Look Zoom I have never presented myself to an unwilling woman. I have always stalked my prey carefully, making sure they were into it before putting on a show for them. Get over it.
And ewww you drool over a robot?
Alessandra as Zoe is pretty cute though. Been watching that one myself lately.
(http://www.scificool.com/images/2008/05/alessandra-torresani.jpg)
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After 12 years it's REALLY time you got a thicker skin, man. It's busting balls, just busting balls, and nothing more than busting balls. We all put up with each other's shit, stop behaving like you're special.
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BTW: Alessandra Torreson. Yum.
(http://media.daemonstv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Caprica_KEY.JPG)
I just rubbed one out to that picture... goddamn apples are hot!
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After 12 years it's REALLY time you got a thicker skin, man. It's busting balls, just busting balls, and nothing more than busting balls. We all put up with each other's shit, stop behaving like you're special.
Ok
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that alessandra chick is hella cute.
Pic looks too airbrushed though.
Ok she has decent nipples but what the fuck is up with her face in that pic. Not cute sexy or anything. Looks like she is about to say "Fuck You"
agreed.
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Perhaps, but she looks pretty flawless to me.
(http://www.tylershields.com/images/alessandra-torresani/alessandra-torresani-tyler-shields-nude-shades.jpg)
Kind of reminds me of Sasha, except Sasha never smiles in her pictures.
(http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/5/d/f/e/BAFTALA_16th_Annual_6ca9.jpg)
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You guys always say that about girls that I don't think are cute. Jerks.
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I think she's cute, and I can see the similarity.
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I can see the similarity but I think it's pretty weak.
And I don't understand how you could think that girls not cute either.
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Yeah I think the similarity wouldn't be there if this chick had a different haircut.
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After 12 years it's REALLY time you got a thicker skin, man. It's busting balls, just busting balls, and nothing more than busting balls. We all put up with each other's shit, stop behaving like you're special.
Ok
Haha, why did this make me think "Awwww"? Tru is almost more of a manchild than I.
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You still live with your father, right?
You win the Manchild award. Congrats, now, suck a dick.
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And Elle. Even now
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MacPherson? No thanks... there are way hotter Australian women...
I dont mean Megan Gale or Miranda Kerr either.
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You still live with your father, right?
You win the Manchild award. Congrats, now, suck a dick.
That's my reward for winning? :-/
Well.....whose dick are we talking about?
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Baggie's. The non-flesh one. Sorry, dude.
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It IS the only one that would go willingly.
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I'd fuck Miranda Otto based entirely on the Lord of the Rings movies. She'd have to wear the outfit.
For that matter, any of the female leads.
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I'd do it to Lady Gaga, just to say that I did, and then get a bunch of money doing an interview with Playboy about the experience. Or something.
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I would also do Lady Gaga, mostly because of that Bad Romance video, though.
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Marisa Tomei. Still.
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I'd do it to Lady Gaga, just to say that I did, and then get a bunch of money doing an interview with Playboy about the experience. Or something.
Well, she does have a penis...
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Actually, thinking about it, I'd hammer Princess Superstar...
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She's ok, but she's a PETA freak. I'd have to beat the stupid out of her first.
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I'd fuck any number of the chicks that've posed nude for PETA. I'd just be more likely to introduce them to my many dogs on the way to my bedroom than I would be to take them out for a nice steak dinner.
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I'd fuck Lady Gaga with Sashas cock.
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I would fuck Beethoven with Lady Gaga's cock.
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Beethoven the composer or Beethoven the St Bernard? My money is on the latter...
I would have posted images but I need my second coffee.
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Lindsay Lohan, circa 2005
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Yeah, about 5 or so years ago is about right for Lohan ...
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Threesome with Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry. It'd be like banging super-hot sisters but without the incest weirdness.
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^ yummy. those pictures would be hot.
here's mine. jake gyllenhaal, circa any time post donnie darko. get in and on me asap, thanks. you are fucking scrumptious.
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Does Silvia Saint count as a celeb?
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She's been photographed with you. So... no.
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Damn.
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You're still allowed to want to fuck her, though.
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Threesome with Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry. It'd be like banging super-hot sisters but without the incest weirdness.
Incest is a problem when fucking sisters?
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If you want it to be a true threesome then yes.
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Meh, I'm not related to 'em, what do I care ...
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Katy Perry is super cute.. plus she bangs this guy!
(http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/events/BBC-000060.jpg)
a 3 sum might be in order.
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I always wondered what would happen if Urkel smoked weed... and now I know.
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Mandy Morbid!
... although she's not a celebrity. Chic's perfect! would!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d32yrefb8IM/Stw_nmbRf7I/AAAAAAAAAIo/BCX8SFz7z4I/s400/mandy.jpg)
(http://www.frank151.com/files/images/photos/MandyMorbid.JPG)
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http://www.xvideos.com/video106647/mandy_morbid_masturbating (http://www.xvideos.com/video106647/mandy_morbid_masturbating)
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Yes, please!
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Yes, please!
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Lindsay Lohan, circa 2005 2002
Fixed.
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Shenae Grimes
You can google her yourself.
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Lindsay Lohan, circa 2005 2002
Fixed.
Paedophile.
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Shenae Grimes
I'd fuck her.
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I can field this one ...
... ok, I admit it
I LOVE "DEGRASSI; THE NEXT GENERATION" ...
(http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/shenae-grimes-anorexic.jpg)
Carry one ...
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OK I'm up to page 3. So far I'm backing
Katy Perry
Michelle Williams
Emilie Autumn
The Deals
and Tegan and Sara
I'll add:
(http://www.chloesevigny.info/chloe_pictures/co3.jpg)
Because it's been a decade now and I still haven't seen anything that even approaches that hotness.
and yes I know she did a scene or a few with Michelle Williams and yes it was amazing.
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For a male partner, my first has always been:
(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/Fyrenza/Don-Johnson.jpg)
For a female partner, it's a toss up between:
(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/Fyrenza/salmahayek.jpg)
OR
(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/Fyrenza/andrea-parker.jpg)
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OK done.
Threesome with Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry. It'd be like banging super-hot sisters but without the incest weirdness.
Fuck yes. That was going to be my next new introduction. Zooey Deschanel was Katy Perry before Katy Perry was Katy Perry.
(EDIT: You know, Emily Blunt kind of fits into this category for me as well. I'm kind of really turned on by her. She could be a third sister to those two.)
I also endorse this:
Marisa Tomei
As far as new meat, I offer:
(http://thelatestcelebrityfashiontrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Shakira.jpg)
Because I'm into little women and I would bet that this one knows how to party.
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I bet she knows how to party in more ways than one, considering where she's from. :D
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No doubt. The only other girl I ever met from Barranquilla used to roofie herself when we went out. I've never seen such a thing. She also stripped down and changed in front of me once in her bedroom. I'm neurotic enough that at the time I was like "Woah this is awkward. Why didn't I just excuse myself and wait in the living room? Man, should I turn to the wall to be a gentleman or should I just sort of stare into space as if this sort of thing happens to me all the time." Then the moment passed and after a while she stopped having time for me. I kicked myself a few months later. Similar situations have happened to me in at least 2 other occasions where I ended up kicking myself a few months later. I wish I were joking. In fact I'm only slowly emerging from my socially retarded view that women prefer nice guys.
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I'm pretty resigned to the fact that despite knowing that women absolutely don't prefer nice guys, I'm not really capable of not being one.
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I am when necessary ...
... and I'm not when necessary
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I like nice guys. A nice funny sweet guy is perfect.
I LOVE "DEGRASSI; THE NEXT GENERATION" ...
same! I could only watch season 6 though because that's the only season my friend managed to buy from America and I can't watch online.
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I had a good place to view it ...
I have it bookmarked somewhere ...
I mean, uhm, I don't know what you're talking about ...
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Hey if you wanna take a leaf out of dmoths book then I'm sure talking about degrassi is a great way to score teens.
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That's why I'll only say it here and not in my real life ...
heh ...
... and, oddly enough, I thought of that too
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(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/Fyrenza/ice-t.jpg)
There's something about dark hair and light eyes that just MELTS me ...
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Plus he made a helluva mutant kangaroo.
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(http://cs.gmu.edu/~sean/projects/newton/Emma/Catsuit2.gif)
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(http://www.dailystab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kirstie-alley-people-cover.jpg)
(http://www.chokingonpopcorn.com/popcorn/wp-content/uploads/old/kirstie1.jpg)
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I see ...
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FYI, I'm watching an episode of That 70's Show with Lohan at about 18 ...
So fucking HOT!
I guess Fez doped her up and left her to die like she's been doing these few years ...
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I kind of have a thing for Samaire Armstrong
(http://[url=http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2006/05/samaire-armstrong-stuff-magazine.jpg]http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2006/05/samaire-armstrong-stuff-magazine.jpg[/url])
And I just noticed I'm posting nothing but blond chicks and that's not really very accurate for me, so for the record, I've also been in love with this one for a long time:
(http://[url=http://rushmore.shootangle.com/academy/images/yb_myang.jpg]http://rushmore.shootangle.com/academy/images/yb_myang.jpg[/url])
Man, too many good ones still out there. Stacy Dash, Jennifer Connelly (especially Labyrinth-era JC), Zia McCabe,... the list is endless.
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No doubt. The only other girl I ever met from Barranquilla used to roofie herself when we went out. I've never seen such a thing. She also stripped down and changed in front of me once in her bedroom. I'm neurotic enough that at the time I was like "Woah this is awkward. Why didn't I just excuse myself and wait in the living room? Man, should I turn to the wall to be a gentleman or should I just sort of stare into space as if this sort of thing happens to me all the time." Then the moment passed and after a while she stopped having time for me. I kicked myself a few months later. Similar situations have happened to me in at least 2 other occasions where I ended up kicking myself a few months later. I wish I were joking. In fact I'm only slowly emerging from my socially retarded view that women prefer nice guys.
Did that night at El Vez teach you nothing?
Stare luridly!
Man, too many good ones still out there. Stacy Dash, Jennifer Connelly (especially Labyrinth-era JC), Zia McCabe,... the list is endless.
I met Zia just before they went on stage at the Metro in Melbourne. She just popped up next to me while the support band were playing... we had a nice little chat, but I was like Wile E Coyote when he caught the Roadrunner... I didnt know what to do. Should I abduct her there and then, or should I wait for a less crowded opportunity later.
Alas, there as no later less crowded opportunity.
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An opportunity missed is an opportunity lost, my friend...
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@doormouse - the less time I have for women the more they have for me. Probably because now I'll just say "nice ass" and I don't give a shit, wheras before i would try to make actual conversation. Women in bars don't want conversation, they want compliments and attention. Fuck.
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Did that night at El Vez teach you nothing?
Stare luridly!
Like those two older fellows, eh? I hope they all went home and had a threesome with that younger chick.
She just popped up next to me while the support band were playing...
This is awesome. Man, I guess that puts me 2 degrees from her. And Silvia Saint, for that matter...
@doormouse - the less time I have for women the more they have for me. Probably because now I'll just say "nice ass" and I don't give a shit, wheras before i would try to make actual conversation. Women in bars don't want conversation, they want compliments and attention. Fuck.
I've noticed that too. The thing is, the situations I'm talking about are ones where I don't actually realize I'm being given the greenlight. I'm more apt to think things like "oh wow. Shit, I probably shouldn't be here. Any moment she's gonna realize what this situation looks like and she'll think I'm some horrible lech." And then a few months later it hits me that "Holy shit I think she wanted me to just go over and start pawing at her" or whatever. So it's kind of inaccurate for me to describe it as strictly an issue of being too nice a guy. I'm doing the whole nice-guy act at an inappropriate time. I'm liable to miss the social cues that "it's ok if you touch me now." Kind of pathetic.
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Rachel True, Half Baked/The Craft era.
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I met Zia just before they went on stage at the Metro in Melbourne. She just popped up next to me while the support band were playing... we had a nice little chat, but I was like Wile E Coyote when he caught the Roadrunner... I didnt know what to do. Should I abduct her there and then, or should I wait for a less crowded opportunity later.
Alas, there as no later less crowded opportunity.
Did that night at El Vez teach you nothing?
Stare luridly!
... and then snatch and run
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I would happily have boned all 4 female main characters in the Craft.
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Did that night at El Vez teach you nothing?
Stare luridly!
Like those two older fellows, eh? I hope they all went home and had a threesome with that younger chick.
That was hilarious. I dont think it happened that way in the end... judging by the drunken semi melee that occured outside when the place was closing...
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Did that night at El Vez teach you nothing?
Stare luridly!
... and then snatch and run
My only IRL friend from New Zealand plays a game called "Grab Box" when he's really drunk. The rules are simple. He goes up to a hot girl and grabs her box announcing "grab box" at the same time. The girls always act huffish but then they're best friends with him again in a week. It is kind of impossible to stay mad at him.
I've never seen anyone else with enough devil-may-care to play the game.
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crap
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Hot stranger=BALLS OF STEEL
Hot girl you know=BALLS OF TIN FOIL
Did that night at El Vez teach you nothing?
Stare luridly!
Like those two older fellows, eh? I hope they all went home and had a threesome with that younger chick.
That was hilarious. I dont think it happened that way in the end... judging by the drunken semi melee that occured outside when the place was closing...
OH, YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THIS!!!
hahahahaha
(I think krsna did too when we talked on the phone, drunk, for a hour or two)
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I would happily have boned all 4 female main characters in the Craft.
The Craft was my first date with the first girl I ever had sex with. She was 16, I was 14, and she was kinda into the occult and stuff. Her parents were total hippies, and loved that my dad was sort of an old school hippie pioneer in the area, and that he and I were foreign. For the first week or so we were holding hands and shit she kept talking about how excited she was to see the movie and how she'd read up on some spells, and took a lock of my hair for some spell she wanted to do. I did a great job of not giving a flying fuck that this was all complete melodramatic bullshit because HOLY SHIT THIS HOT FUCKING 16 YEAR OLD WANTS ME! DON'T FUCK THIS UP YOU PRICK! So we saw The Craft (in Spanish, of which I spoke even less than Catalan at the time) and she translated the major plot points for me and afterwards I pulled my I've-got-connections card and took her for a free crepe and ice cream at this place run by an English dude and Catalan spouse that my dad knew, near the cinema.
Within a week, I'd been laid for the first time. It was awesome.
Nine years later she killed herself.
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Just ...
Wow ...
Doesn't shock me though ...
Not being into that kind of shit ...
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That was hilarious. I dont think it happened that way in the end... judging by the drunken semi melee that occured outside when the place was closing...
OH, YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THIS!!!
hahahahaha
(I think krsna did too when we talked on the phone, drunk, for a hour or two)
That was after I stayed at krsna's place... I cant remember if I told him or not afterwards, but it was a bloody good time had by me and Tom watching these old dudes "fighting" over a much younger girl niether of them had a chance with, no matter how liquored up she was.
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I remember ...
It's a good story ...
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(http://wallpaper.narak.com/albums/userpics/10001/normal_Eiko_Koike_3.jpg)
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http://americandinosaur.mu.nu/archives/07_beyonce_10.jpg (http://americandinosaur.mu.nu/archives/07_beyonce_10.jpg)
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(http://aramsinnreich.typepad.com/aram_squalls/images/2008/04/21/01010001020201041220080419c2f58e2eb.jpg)
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k110/Princessladybug74/Miss%20Piggy/MissPiggy.jpg)
I was going to to put these on Zoomies thread.
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I thought we agreed to put NAMES with the pics?!?!?
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I was going to to put these on Zoomies thread.
I still rub one out to her at least twice monthly.
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(http://wallpaper.narak.com/albums/userpics/10001/normal_Eiko_Koike_3.jpg)
Whoa! Who is THAT?
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Eiko Koike
R i g h t C l i c k.
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Her cups runneth over...
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years before I met my wife, I picked up a Japanese chick with a similar build. Believe me when I say it's the best of both worlds
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Gen Vincent of Genitorturers
(http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp326/Hellbanger_666/Gen_promo.jpg)
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I thought we agreed to put NAMES with the pics?!?!?
Whoa! Who is THAT?
SEE?!!?!?!
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I thought we agreed to put NAMES with the pics?!?!?
Whoa! Who is THAT?
SEE?!!?!?!
Exactly.
Eiko Koike
R i g h t C l i c k.
I did. Then I thought to myself, "self, who the fuck is Eiko Koike". Myself said, "fuck if I know".
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But you shouldn't have to HUNT for it; you know?
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So we have to post with wiki links ?
Are you sure you want to give me a green light on wiki links...
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chirs hardwick! hot and nerd my fav!
(http://www.nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/websoup.jpg)
plus i could easily beat him up in hand to hand combat
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So we have to post with wiki links ?
Are you sure you want to give me a green light on wiki links...
No, just a fucking name, Capt. OverReaction ...
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apologetics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apologetics)
Right click aint exactly my idea of hunting.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smiley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smiley)
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Ok, THAT was pretty funny ...
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God-damn, yo!
http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/katy_perry_in_a_bikini_2.php (http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/katy_perry_in_a_bikini_2.php)
Of course, like every other hot chick she has a fuckin' douchey boyfriend.
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The body is bonus. I'm all about her face.
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Fuckin' A!
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Ehh, I dislike her so I can't really overly like get body.
She does have nice tits though.
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Ehh, I dislike her so I can't really overly like get body.
You see, she's never openly claimed to be lez or bi so there's little chance of me sucking on her nice tits.
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The body is bonus. I'm all about her face.
Like how far an appendage can disappear down her throat?
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... that too
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Dave, you know I love you man, but it's fucking annoying as hell when a non-real-post like that creates a new page on a thread. Just sayin'.
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April fool ?
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I was replying ...
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April fool ?
isn't it like the 3rd in aus? =P
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http://www.allure.com/magazine/2010/05/catherine_zeta_jones (http://www.allure.com/magazine/2010/05/catherine_zeta_jones)
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absolutely
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http://www.allure.com/magazine/2010/05/celebrities_pose_nude_for_allure#slide=1 (http://www.allure.com/magazine/2010/05/celebrities_pose_nude_for_allure#slide=1)
Emmanuelle Chriqui
good lord
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Of that spread, Regina Hall wins my vote.
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Yup, Regina Hall.
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Callait's a winner as well ...
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I thought you guys liked fat chicks? What's up with all the skinny chick photos?
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I like 'em in all forms, I don't PREFER fat chicks like most on here ...
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Sash, by your standards the women I like are fat. By Kate's they are grossly obese. By mine they are just curvy.
Hope that clears things up.
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I prefer extremely smart chicks, regardless of body type.
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Liar
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All of the extremes (except maybe extremely smart chicks) are unattractive. "Normal" or you could say "healthy" is my favorite female body type.
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In truth I don't really have a body type. Pretty feet and good oral skills (or the willingness to learn) are always a plus.
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(http://s.myniceprofile.com/myspacepic/222/22233.jpg)
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OK, I'll give blokes a try
In other news I saw a girl with a fantastic rack today, it's the one downside of Asia that I feel that's newsworthy
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You can't call that a downside. When one in a million are C cup or better you have to consider it a treasure.
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"Diamond in the rough" ...
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I watched so much Jap porn the other week, I really think Japanese womens vaginas are actually pixellated.
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Im sure I've said it before but Michael J Fox in back to the future.
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I watched so much Jap porn the other week, I really think Japanese womens vaginas are actually pixellated.
Yeah, I thought that as well ..
It's funny, they can do anything they want to 'em, but can't show the vag ...
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or peepee...
but you can show them jizzing all over some girls face... thats ok.
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Yeah, I don't get their laws about that shit, actually ....
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You can shit or puke in her mouth but don't get caught fucking her on film.
Prudes.
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back on topic...
Kerry Washington. god-DAMN!
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And for the record: Sarah Silverman (lost during upgrade)
{also lost: discussion about how she's not that funny and kind of annoying but still would be a good candidate for a hate-fuck. And fyre is confused about what that means.}
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hahahaha ....
Yeah ...
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(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/Fyrenza/JoshHolloway.jpg)
Josh Holloway
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Evangeline Lilly
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Of the women from Lost, I choose this one:
(http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/62/07/0000046207_20080130133654.jpg)
Emilie de Ravin
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Yeah she was pretty damn cute too. I was rooting for the Hobbit guy all through Season 1. I think the show is pretty godawful and I still have yet to start Season 2.
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I'm still deciding if it's worth watching from the beginning to follow to the "big ending" ...
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Meh, I say.
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I think I'm pretty much the same way ...
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I'm sick of being left hanging,
or being fed some bogus mish-mash of an ending that doesn't even begin to answer any of the questions that are left hanging.
And I'm sick and tired of the freakin' LOUD BACKGROUND Music, that drowns out the whispered dialogue.
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You know, I noticed that as well ...
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I'm putting in a vote for Liv Tyler.
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Seconded. Especially circa Empire Records.
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(http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/dec2009/4/1/nick-clegg-pic-pa-105913372.jpg)
Nick clegg. ^.^
EDIT: FIXED BROKEN LINK ...
-=Thrash=-
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Reshma Shetty. And all I've seen of her is ads, but damn.
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Valerie. Even today, even though she got skinny again.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TV0Bffz3TUw/RqBNSCAWG9I/AAAAAAAAAZc/O9SfO3OwLjY/s400/valerie_bertinelli.jpg)
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Brandan fraser
EDIT: FIXED BROKEN LINK ...
-=Thrash=-
Wasnt broken, i just could not be bothered to actually try to get something to work on this damn thing. Its so buggy.
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It's not if you actually do the tag correctly ...
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Was talking about the itouch. It is effort. It doesnt even format posts properly so i wouldnt be able to see if i messed up properly. I blame opera.
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Valerie. Even today, even though she got skinny again.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TV0Bffz3TUw/RqBNSCAWG9I/AAAAAAAAAZc/O9SfO3OwLjY/s400/valerie_bertinelli.jpg)
Dude, Eddie Van Halen's been there...
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Meh. I was beatin' it to her when he was a nobody.
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She's still a nobody.
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Maybe but she's still a goddam cute nobody.
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She's still a nobody.
Haha seriously.
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Emma Stone.
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Lindsay Lohan, circa 2005
Lindsay Lohan, now, but with plenty of airbrushing:
(http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2010/06/Lindsay%20Lohan%20Topless%20Photos%20-%20June%202010/gallery_main/gallery_main-0604_linds_topless_00.jpg)
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I feel like the only thing that will cheer me up is if I can be in a gang bang with all the New Moon hot guys.
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I hate vampire shows, especially vampire soap operas.
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Not "Dark Shadows"! Tell me it isn't so!
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I'm with Tru on this one ....
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I found a new one. He is that guy from Kick-Ass. I love the movies where it begins with an attractive person in glasses playing a nerd and once they take the glasses off they are, to the other characters, mind-blowingly hot.
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l153dt6qnp1qa0hjvo1_400.jpg)
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Mmmmm, librarians!
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I love the movies where it begins with an attractive person in glasses playing a nerd and once they take the glasses off they are, to the other characters, mind-blowingly hot.
Chyler Leigh has her glasses removed by another girl in Not Another Teen Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSE489qD-MY#normal)
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I loved that movie. Her paintings were visionary.
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(http://imalbum.aufeminin.com/album/D20050825/128177_5QUGRS8ZBSPCDVPP7HVTB8V85KEHM3_jberf_29_H225910_L.jpg)
justin berfield.
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She's kinda cute I guess but a little too boyish for me.
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(http://videogum.com/img/thumbnails/posts/80show.jpg)
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Chyler Leigh, huh? Topical!
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No, I was just showing a pic, however, yes, I'd love to ....
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Ditto.
I love the movies where it begins with an attractive person in glasses playing a nerd and once they take the glasses off they are, to the other characters, mind-blowingly hot.
Chyler Leigh has her glasses removed by another girl in Not Another Teen Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSE489qD-MY#normal)
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(http://www.waterlooroad.co.uk/images/characters/christopher/christopher-1.jpg)
william ash.
he grew on me.
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Diora Baird.
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http://www.waterlooroad.co.uk/images/characters/christopher/christopher-1.jpg (http://www.waterlooroad.co.uk/images/characters/christopher/christopher-1.jpg)
william ash.
he grew on me.
(http://static-resources.goodguide.net/images/entities/large/191071.jpg)
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hygiene is for losers brah..
Also I just watched transformers and I loved it.
Hence I now like Megan Fox.
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Don't bother with the 2nd one.
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Dammit, are you gay, bi, or what?
(Although, it'll be determined when you actually have some form of sexual congress with something)
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Norah Jones
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Dr Ruth
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Neko Case
(http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music/nekocorset.jpg)
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:y3xL3VBSuDNpwM:http://www.broadwayworld.com/columnpic/neko-case-an02.jpg&t=1)
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Masuimi Max
(I realize I'm pushing the 'celebrity' thing a bit here)
Tiger Army "Rose of the Devil's Garden" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb5CmkPfaS8#normal)
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Diora Baird.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLSpj7q6_mM&ob=av2e
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Lindsay Lohan, circa 2005
Lindsay Lohan, now, but with plenty of airbrushing.
Lindsay Lohan, now.
http://cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/0906-lindsay-lohan-braless-09-480x720.jpg (http://cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/0906-lindsay-lohan-braless-09-480x720.jpg)
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are my standards dropping each time a little bit, or does her hotness fluctuate a lot?
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Michelle Rodriguez.
Especially with eye patch.
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I still like Alex Kingston
(http://rarevideos.bravepages.com/K-alex_kingston-croupier.jpg)
What great nipples she has.
(http://www.galleries4u.net/bc/alex_kingston/alex_kingston4.jpg)
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Lohan fluctuates ...
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Like a Doe Eyed BS?
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Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Young and super-hot or older and still-hot-but-kinda-desperate, I don't care which.
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Agreed ...
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I desperately want to fuck Fairuza Balk
(http://i1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee433/patchouliana/TheCraft.jpg)
And
(http://i1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee433/patchouliana/practical_magic_2-1.jpg)
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And
(http://i1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee433/patchouliana/ani11.jpg)
Ani DiFranco
(http://i1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee433/patchouliana/spinmag9.jpg)
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I'm with ya on Fairuza Balk, but Sandra Bullock kinda looks like my mum did when she was younger, so not my thing.
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Yeah; I'd still do any of them ...
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Scarlett Johansson.
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With her fluffing until I can get to just her; yes ...
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Traci Lords.
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I guess I have a thing for witchy bitches. And dudes.
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Traci Lords.
She was more enthusiastic when she was 17 and in pr0n than she prolly is now ...
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Well that's half the fun... and anyways, we're the same age.
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I dreamed I went through a bunch of stuff with Sabrina Lloyd last night. Long ass dream where we were just two people stuck going through a common situation and later ended up on a train together. At least I think it was a train but that wasn't really clear.
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjExODg1NjU2OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwODc1ODA3._V1._SX214_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg)
She kept shutting me down but by the end of the dream we had become playful and snugly friends.
It was a good dream.
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Actually in the dream her name was Valery, it wasn't about Sabrina at all, didn't even remember Sabrina until after I woke up and kept thinking, who the fuck did she look like? Because it was really bugging me. Then I remembered that old show Sliders. Same face, same body.