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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


a celebrity you'd love to fuck(Read 49838 times)
Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #90 on: March 02, 2010, 10:57:35 PM
I'd fuck Miranda Otto based entirely on the Lord of the Rings movies.  She'd have to wear the outfit.

For that matter, any of the female leads.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #91 on: March 03, 2010, 02:28:22 PM
I'd do it to Lady Gaga, just to say that I did, and then get a bunch of money doing an interview with Playboy about the experience. Or something.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #92 on: March 03, 2010, 02:44:42 PM
I would also do Lady Gaga, mostly because of that Bad Romance video, though.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #93 on: March 03, 2010, 03:42:08 PM
Marisa Tomei. Still.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #94 on: March 03, 2010, 06:31:19 PM
I'd do it to Lady Gaga, just to say that I did, and then get a bunch of money doing an interview with Playboy about the experience. Or something.

Well, she does have a penis...



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #95 on: March 03, 2010, 06:31:52 PM
Actually, thinking about it, I'd hammer Princess Superstar...



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #96 on: March 03, 2010, 07:26:35 PM
She's ok, but she's a PETA freak. I'd have to beat the stupid out of her first.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #97 on: March 03, 2010, 07:28:05 PM
I'd fuck any number of the chicks that've posed nude for PETA. I'd just be more likely to introduce them to my many dogs on the way to my bedroom than I would be to take them out for a nice steak dinner.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #98 on: March 04, 2010, 06:25:07 AM
I'd fuck Lady Gaga with Sashas cock.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #99 on: March 05, 2010, 12:34:11 AM
I would fuck Beethoven with Lady Gaga's cock.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #100 on: March 05, 2010, 06:56:56 AM
Beethoven the composer or Beethoven the St Bernard? My money is on the latter...

I would have posted images but I need my second coffee.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #101 on: March 10, 2010, 06:20:02 PM
Lindsay Lohan, circa 2005
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #102 on: March 11, 2010, 03:03:24 PM
Yeah, about 5 or so years ago is about right for Lohan ...
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #103 on: March 12, 2010, 10:17:05 AM
Threesome with Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry. It'd be like banging super-hot sisters but without the incest weirdness.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #104 on: March 12, 2010, 12:27:38 PM
^ yummy. those pictures would be hot.

here's mine. jake gyllenhaal, circa any time post donnie darko. get in and on me asap, thanks. you are fucking scrumptious.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #105 on: March 12, 2010, 06:11:17 PM
Does Silvia Saint count as a celeb?



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #106 on: March 12, 2010, 06:31:13 PM
She's been photographed with you. So... no.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #107 on: March 12, 2010, 11:05:44 PM
Damn.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #108 on: March 13, 2010, 09:52:16 AM
You're still allowed to want to fuck her, though.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #109 on: March 13, 2010, 05:55:39 PM
Threesome with Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry. It'd be like banging super-hot sisters but without the incest weirdness.

Incest is a problem when fucking sisters?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #110 on: March 13, 2010, 09:15:00 PM
If you want it to be a true threesome then yes.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #111 on: March 14, 2010, 08:33:04 PM
Meh, I'm not related to 'em, what do I care ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #112 on: March 14, 2010, 09:35:20 PM
Katy Perry is super cute.. plus she bangs this guy!



a 3 sum might be in order.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #113 on: March 14, 2010, 09:37:33 PM
I always wondered what would happen if Urkel smoked weed... and now I know.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #114 on: March 15, 2010, 07:01:44 AM
Mandy Morbid!

... although she's not a celebrity. Chic's perfect! would!







Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #115 on: March 15, 2010, 08:31:34 AM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #116 on: March 15, 2010, 08:24:58 PM
Yes, please!



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #117 on: March 16, 2010, 10:45:52 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #118 on: March 21, 2010, 04:06:02 AM
Lindsay Lohan, circa 2005 2002

Fixed.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #119 on: March 21, 2010, 06:30:54 AM
Shenae Grimes

You can google her yourself.