So, at the six-month mark, Baggie should buy her a little piece of jewelery with "cumbucket" engraved on it. You know, as an anniversary gift.
I'd do it to Lady Gaga, just to say that I did, and then get a bunch of money doing an interview with Playboy about the experience. Or something.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Threesome with Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry. It'd be like banging super-hot sisters but without the incest weirdness.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Yes, please!
Lindsay Lohan, circa 2005 2002