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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #90 on: March 02, 2010, 10:57:35 PM
I'd fuck Miranda Otto based entirely on the Lord of the Rings movies.  She'd have to wear the outfit.

For that matter, any of the female leads.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #91 on: March 03, 2010, 02:28:22 PM
I'd do it to Lady Gaga, just to say that I did, and then get a bunch of money doing an interview with Playboy about the experience. Or something.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #92 on: March 03, 2010, 02:44:42 PM
I would also do Lady Gaga, mostly because of that Bad Romance video, though.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #93 on: March 03, 2010, 03:42:08 PM
Marisa Tomei. Still.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #94 on: March 03, 2010, 06:31:19 PM
I'd do it to Lady Gaga, just to say that I did, and then get a bunch of money doing an interview with Playboy about the experience. Or something.

Well, she does have a penis...



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #95 on: March 03, 2010, 06:31:52 PM
Actually, thinking about it, I'd hammer Princess Superstar...



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #96 on: March 03, 2010, 07:26:35 PM
She's ok, but she's a PETA freak. I'd have to beat the stupid out of her first.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #97 on: March 03, 2010, 07:28:05 PM
I'd fuck any number of the chicks that've posed nude for PETA. I'd just be more likely to introduce them to my many dogs on the way to my bedroom than I would be to take them out for a nice steak dinner.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #98 on: March 04, 2010, 06:25:07 AM
I'd fuck Lady Gaga with Sashas cock.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #99 on: March 05, 2010, 12:34:11 AM
I would fuck Beethoven with Lady Gaga's cock.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #100 on: March 05, 2010, 06:56:56 AM
Beethoven the composer or Beethoven the St Bernard? My money is on the latter...

I would have posted images but I need my second coffee.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #101 on: March 10, 2010, 06:20:02 PM
Lindsay Lohan, circa 2005
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #102 on: March 11, 2010, 03:03:24 PM
Yeah, about 5 or so years ago is about right for Lohan ...
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #103 on: March 12, 2010, 10:17:05 AM
Threesome with Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry. It'd be like banging super-hot sisters but without the incest weirdness.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #104 on: March 12, 2010, 12:27:38 PM
^ yummy. those pictures would be hot.

here's mine. jake gyllenhaal, circa any time post donnie darko. get in and on me asap, thanks. you are fucking scrumptious.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #105 on: March 12, 2010, 06:11:17 PM
Does Silvia Saint count as a celeb?



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #106 on: March 12, 2010, 06:31:13 PM
She's been photographed with you. So... no.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #107 on: March 12, 2010, 11:05:44 PM
Damn.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #108 on: March 13, 2010, 09:52:16 AM
You're still allowed to want to fuck her, though.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #109 on: March 13, 2010, 05:55:39 PM
Threesome with Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry. It'd be like banging super-hot sisters but without the incest weirdness.

Incest is a problem when fucking sisters?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #110 on: March 13, 2010, 09:15:00 PM
If you want it to be a true threesome then yes.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #111 on: March 14, 2010, 08:33:04 PM
Meh, I'm not related to 'em, what do I care ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #112 on: March 14, 2010, 09:35:20 PM
Katy Perry is super cute.. plus she bangs this guy!



a 3 sum might be in order.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #113 on: March 14, 2010, 09:37:33 PM
I always wondered what would happen if Urkel smoked weed... and now I know.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #114 on: March 15, 2010, 07:01:44 AM
Mandy Morbid!

... although she's not a celebrity. Chic's perfect! would!







Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #115 on: March 15, 2010, 08:31:34 AM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #116 on: March 15, 2010, 08:24:58 PM
Yes, please!



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #117 on: March 16, 2010, 10:45:52 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #118 on: March 21, 2010, 04:06:02 AM
Lindsay Lohan, circa 2005 2002

Fixed.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #119 on: March 21, 2010, 06:30:54 AM
Shenae Grimes

You can google her yourself.