... and i think he's getting REALLY into it until i open my eyes and see my fucking dog humping his face. that kinda ruined the moment.
I'd do it to Lady Gaga, just to say that I did, and then get a bunch of money doing an interview with Playboy about the experience. Or something.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Threesome with Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry. It'd be like banging super-hot sisters but without the incest weirdness.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Yes, please!
Lindsay Lohan, circa 2005 2002