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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: FAH-Q on October 19, 2010, 12:03:36 AM

Title: attn: facial hair growers
Post by: FAH-Q on October 19, 2010, 12:03:36 AM: For the first time ever I've grown a pretty much full on beard. I've been growing it for... fuck, I dunno. A while. A month and a bit, probably.

My question is this: do I have to wait ages for it to not seem this... wooly? I feel like I need to be sheared.
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Post by: Tru on October 19, 2010, 01:30:19 AM: Woolly Bully-Sam The Sham & Pharaohs. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6P7g_qz2OU&feature=related#normal)
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 19, 2010, 06:25:11 AM: doin' the bull dance. feelin' the flow. workin' it, workin' it.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on October 19, 2010, 09:37:44 AM: It definitely takes a while to get used to it.
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Post by: Thrash on October 19, 2010, 02:39:10 PM: Yeah, I get about a week into the process and can't fucking stand it, so, I don't know ...
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Post by: hip on October 19, 2010, 05:24:32 PM: My boyfriend has recently been threatening to do this. It's so not my cup of tea. I really like a few days growth--sexy scruffy stubble that feels rough on my skin when he's nuzzling my neck or thighs... But more than that? Please no. He said he really wants to see what he looks like with a full on Grizzly Adams beard. I don't think I'll like it one bit. We'll see if he goes through with it.

Pics please, Si.
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Post by: Thrash on October 19, 2010, 06:09:01 PM: ... of your thighs?
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Post by: underclass on October 22, 2010, 06:21:34 AM: Wife echoes hips opinion on facial hair
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Post by: Nitya on October 22, 2010, 11:42:53 AM: stubble is sexy.
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 22, 2010, 11:56:19 PM: Back to goatee/stache/sideburns/stubble as of yesterday. I came to the conclusion that instead of looking badass and wizard-like, it was just looking wooly and puffing out and making my head look really fucking round.
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Post by: Lothar on October 25, 2010, 04:21:06 AM: Next time use shampoo on it.
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Post by: Zoomie on October 25, 2010, 06:12:08 AM: Don't listen to these whores, Si. They don't rule our lives just by virtue of possessing the vajayjay. Let it grow. Let your freak flag fly.
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 25, 2010, 12:32:21 PM: Quote from: Lothar on October 25, 2010, 04:21:06 AM
Next time use shampoo on it.

Yeah, I had been, and I always do anyway with my regularly grown facial hair. I think if I lived someplace cold I might be tempted to try it again, but for now I'm happy to feel the breeze on my face.
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Post by: Thrash on October 25, 2010, 02:58:13 PM: I just shaved after almost a week of not (vaca and all) ...
It feels GREAT!
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Post by: taiko on October 28, 2010, 10:34:40 AM: beards get split ends too. gotta trim, si.
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Post by: mosh on October 29, 2010, 01:42:04 AM: or use Pantene
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 30, 2010, 01:57:47 AM: Or like, none of the above.
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Post by: mosh on October 30, 2010, 01:00:27 PM: aww, c'mon Si, dont you want your beard to shine and be 100% smarter in just 14 days?
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 30, 2010, 01:12:48 PM: Hahaha!
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Post by: Thrash on October 30, 2010, 05:08:23 PM: I'll take anything on me being smarter in 14 days ...
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Post by: Nitya on October 30, 2010, 05:13:51 PM: http://www.pantene.co.uk/feather,make-a-swish.html (http://www.pantene.co.uk/feather,make-a-swish.html)
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Post by: mosh on October 30, 2010, 07:01:37 PM: Quote from: Thrash on October 30, 2010, 05:08:23 PM
I'll take anything on me being smarter in 14 days ...

You dont have enough hair for Pantene to work its magic.
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 30, 2010, 08:09:53 PM: This has gotta be the longest I've had hair in a long time. I haven't had a shaved head since about June, and have even had a couple of proper haircuts. The fuck is wrong with me?
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Post by: mosh on October 30, 2010, 09:33:13 PM: laziness?
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 31, 2010, 05:35:48 AM: Not really, dude. The laziest haircut possible is to just keep cropping the shit down to a zero. Maintaining actual hair requires at least vague interest in keeping said hair however one wants. Bleh.
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Post by: mosh on October 31, 2010, 06:33:15 AM: well, at least you have ability to grow a beard... me, best I can do is after a week or so is bear a vague resemblence to Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

ZOINKS, YO!
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Post by: Zoomie on October 31, 2010, 08:16:54 AM: Every time I've needed a haircut this year my regular barber has been off on a heroin binge. So I've just been clippering it down to 1/2". Did it last night, in fact. Oster clipper is good for hair and beard maintenance.

(http://jljpremierproducts.com/zencart/images/hair%20clipper.jpg)
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 31, 2010, 01:58:53 PM: Yeah, I have one of these:

(http://www.andis.com/USA/images/ProductImages/22480LG.jpg)

...and it's all I shave with. I don't fuck with razors and shaving cream and all that jazz, I just take it down to a very low stubble.
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Post by: Thrash on October 31, 2010, 07:03:36 PM: Quote from: mosh on October 30, 2010, 07:01:37 PM
Quote from: Thrash on October 30, 2010, 05:08:23 PM
I'll take anything on me being smarter in 14 days ...

You dont have enough hair for Pantene to work its magic.

Not on top of my head, no ...
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Post by: ttfg on October 31, 2010, 08:59:06 PM: Lazy is shaving your head once a year while going bald.

I think I win.
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Post by: Zoomie on November 01, 2010, 04:02:45 PM: No.
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Post by: Tru on November 01, 2010, 04:17:41 PM: I want to cut my hair really short and cut off my beard but it would feel really weird after all these years.
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Post by: Zoomie on November 01, 2010, 07:21:33 PM: ...and none of the women you've accosted could identify you!
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Post by: FAH-Q on November 01, 2010, 08:30:42 PM: Quote from: Tru on November 01, 2010, 04:17:41 PM
I want to cut my hair really short and cut off my beard but it would feel really weird after all these years.

I dare you to go zero on both head and face and post before and after close-ups.
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Post by: Tru on November 02, 2010, 06:06:04 PM: I don't do dares.
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Post by: hip on November 02, 2010, 06:44:12 PM: But do you do triple dog dares?
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Post by: Tru on November 02, 2010, 10:38:14 PM: Depends on the dogs.
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Post by: ttfg on November 02, 2010, 11:54:29 PM: (http://www.3dogbrew.com/3DB/images/3dog%20BreweryLogo_tagline_300TM.gif)
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Post by: Tru on November 03, 2010, 01:03:20 AM: Hahahahahaha
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Post by: (_)_)===D on November 03, 2010, 10:57:05 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on November 01, 2010, 07:21:33 PM
...and none of the women you've accosted could identify you!

Holy roffles!
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Post by: Doormouse on November 04, 2010, 04:04:10 PM: Quote from: Lothar on October 25, 2010, 04:21:06 AM
Next time use shampoo on it.
What a weird idea. I just recently thought of doing this for myself. I've been going the whole Serj Tankian direction and growing a long if not exactly full-on Grizzly Adams beard. The soap just wasn't doing it for me any more so I started using shampoo. Then it progressed to conditioner as well. I feel like such a dandy. It's great. I should put ribbons in and if I had longer hair I could try to pull off a bearded-woman Oscar Wilde look. But no. My hair is shaved down to a few millimeters and I've actually just stopped using the emasculating conditioner.

The big question now is not how to clean the beard, but rather whether the beard goes over the sheets or under. A surprisingly difficult question.
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Post by: Thrash on November 04, 2010, 06:01:46 PM: Ask Santa ...
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Post by: beeyot on November 04, 2010, 10:54:15 PM: we loves us some beards in the northwest!

(http://www.spd.org/images/blog/0109_74_Beards-1_thumb_w_580.jpg)
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Post by: FAH-Q on November 05, 2010, 04:53:49 AM: I only got about as far as the dude in the lower left.
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Post by: Thrash on November 05, 2010, 03:29:11 PM: None for me, thanks ...
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Post by: beeyot on November 05, 2010, 08:41:14 PM: oh, the 'jason lee'
that's more like scruff, not so much a beard.
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Post by: Tru on November 06, 2010, 10:35:26 PM: >>but rather whether the beard goes over the sheets or under. A surprisingly difficult question.<<

Everything goes under, just as my kitties, they know.
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Post by: Lothar on November 08, 2010, 12:50:55 PM: Sigh, I forgot about the hipsters coming along and ruining beards.
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Post by: Nitya on November 08, 2010, 04:49:20 PM: Damn hipsters.

They're almost as bad as immigrants.
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Post by: Lothar on November 09, 2010, 03:13:47 AM: Well, that was certainly a bold leap in logic.
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Post by: Nitya on November 11, 2010, 12:15:54 PM: you're right. theyre much worse.
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Post by: beeyot on November 12, 2010, 09:19:45 PM: yeah, at least immigrants have their own culture.
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Post by: FAH-Q on November 23, 2010, 08:25:14 PM: Quote from: beeyot on November 05, 2010, 08:41:14 PM
oh, the 'jason lee'
that's more like scruff, not so much a beard.

Yeah, like that but with a longer goatee and more substantial mustache.

Anyway, I now have the goatee and 'stache and sideburns that join with my beard. Just not the teeny thin type, cuz I hate that shit.
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Post by: mosh on November 26, 2010, 05:25:49 PM: Go the Jim "the anvil" Neidhart look.
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Post by: FAH-Q on November 27, 2010, 02:30:42 PM: Hahaha my brother-in-law calls me that.
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Post by: FAH-Q on August 10, 2012, 07:31:18 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on October 30, 2010, 08:09:53 PM
This has gotta be the longest I've had hair in a long time. I haven't had a shaved head since about June, and have even had a couple of proper haircuts. The fuck is wrong with me?

Opposite now. I now haven't shaved my head since December 2010!
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Post by: Tru on August 10, 2012, 08:18:45 PM: Woo, I'm wondering if I will ever sport the follicles I once did.
It was easy to cut off but shit I guess I have to wait years for it to grow back.
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Post by: Tru on August 10, 2012, 08:50:44 PM: Hitler was right.
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Post by: Luna on November 01, 2012, 08:35:14 PM: I thought I posted something here telling you guys that you're beautiful whether you shave or not. Or some shit like that. You're beautiful men. I just wanted to say that. Just because people rarely put the words 'beautiful' and 'men' in the same sentence.
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Post by: Thrash on November 02, 2012, 12:33:06 AM: Quote from: FAH-Q on August 10, 2012, 07:31:18 PM
Quote from: FAH-Q on October 30, 2010, 08:09:53 PM
This has gotta be the longest I've had hair in a long time. I haven't had a shaved head since about June, and have even had a couple of proper haircuts. The fuck is wrong with me?

Opposite now. I now haven't shaved my head since December 2010!

I just did today ...
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Post by: FAH-Q on November 02, 2012, 01:42:10 AM: Quote from: Thrash on November 02, 2012, 12:33:06 AM
Quote from: FAH-Q on August 10, 2012, 07:31:18 PM
Quote from: FAH-Q on October 30, 2010, 08:09:53 PM
This has gotta be the longest I've had hair in a long time. I haven't had a shaved head since about June, and have even had a couple of proper haircuts. The fuck is wrong with me?

Opposite now. I now haven't shaved my head since December 2010!

I just did today ...

I still haven't shaved my head since December 2010! I get a haircut about once a month these days, almost a military-style one at that. What was Tom saying about feeling like such a dandy? Jeez.
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Post by: Thrash on November 02, 2012, 02:44:54 AM: I do it until it gets cold, then I grow it in, or just trim it for the winter ...
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on November 02, 2012, 11:10:52 AM: I got my last haircut in March right before my reception.

I shaved my head again this weekend.
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Post by: FAH-Q on November 02, 2012, 03:34:27 PM: Does it actually get cold in Jax Vegas?
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Post by: Thrash on November 02, 2012, 05:21:31 PM: Yes; it gets below freezing here ....
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Post by: FAH-Q on November 02, 2012, 05:29:45 PM: Wow, crazy. It pretty much never gets below about 70F here. Maybe mid-60s if anything, but that's pretty rare.
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Post by: Thrash on November 02, 2012, 05:59:02 PM: Yeah, we have winters here in NE Fl, however, no snow ...
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Post by: FAH-Q on November 02, 2012, 06:22:13 PM: Sounds great!
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Post by: Thrash on November 03, 2012, 03:19:21 AM: I can deal with cold; I grew up 25 years in it ....
I was a NYC paramedic for 7 years ...
Cold doesn't affect me ...

It's much better here ...
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Post by: FAH-Q on November 03, 2012, 10:22:58 AM: Yeah cold doesn't phase me in the least. Heat, on the other hand, I find much harder. I probably live in the wrong place.
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Post by: Commie on December 16, 2012, 08:09:45 PM: beard are sexy shit.

I just started using veet on my vag.. works way better than shaving. Yay!
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Post by: Thrash on December 17, 2012, 01:01:06 AM: I thought that shit burned vag's ...
... and I thought you didn't really grow hair on your vag anyway
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Post by: Commie on December 17, 2012, 02:36:06 AM: Quote from: Thrash on December 17, 2012, 01:01:06 AM

... and I thought you didn't really grow hair on your vag anyway

barely... but still ;D
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Post by: mosh on December 17, 2012, 03:06:27 AM: You should post before and after pix of it for us to judge the results...
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Post by: Thrash on December 17, 2012, 05:05:59 PM: /me concurs *
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Post by: Commie on December 17, 2012, 06:46:02 PM: No wai! even my vag is fat. :-[
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Post by: Zoomie on December 17, 2012, 10:59:44 PM: Mmmmmm drizzle maple syrup on it...
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Post by: Thrash on December 18, 2012, 06:19:50 PM: Yeah, you forget, Mosh and Zoomie LOVE the "nose-pry" vag's ...