Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Commie on May 19, 2012, 06:40:05 PM
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tell me something interesting about you.l. i need to get to know y'll again.
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Fucking hell. I just realized that last time I actually answered an a/s/l I was still a teenager.
30/m/the Caribbean. Fucking 30. Jeez.
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56/hermaphrodite/ur mom.
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31/yes, finally. broke my hymen at the age of 28/texas
You sure have missed a lot commie.
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(http://www.wpclipart.com/cartoon/animals/cat/Felix_the_Cat_laughing.png)
Older than him, M, Ca.
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Never know, dude... she might like hairy old crazy cat dudes. And I think she lives closer to you than anyone else here...
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Shhhhh, that's what I'm worried about!
hehehehe
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I'm more of a dog kind of gal.. cat's sorta piss me off. :-\
I dig the stubby legged smashed face ones.. and hairless kitty's are super cool but dem nigga's are super expensive.
No wai will i ever pay for pussy (cheap shot at bagman) TEE HEE! :-*
.. this place is sorta depressing.. i think that's why i peaced out before.. We're all old now.. most of you have cool shit going on with yo' lifes.. familys/jobs and shit.. and i'm still the same ole commie.. doing the same shit i was when i was 16.. too bad being cool on the internet isn't profitable.
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I'm pretty much the same person I was in 1998, I just don't own a house now, but I drive a Wrangler and I got a big dog. And less hair...
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>>.. this place is sorta depressing..<<
Everyplace is sort of depressing. Stick around. It might get better.
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44/asexual/Oz
meh
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32/m/Chicago (used to be Tennessee) (aka: Neptunian/deadeyesunder/Dark Chocolate)
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44/asexual/Oz
meh
oh shit.. talk aussie for me sometime ?
i should have known you were to cool to be american.
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Oh so I'm from the Caribbean and that's not cool, but Australia is? It's because his island is bigger, isn't it? Size isn't everything you know.
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57, F, south Texas
Don't remember if we've met, or not, but you can see when I joined
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Oh so I'm from the Caribbean and that's not cool, but Australia is? It's because his island is bigger, isn't it? Size isn't everything you know.
;D
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I knew she was a size queen...
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I knew she was a size queen...
WHA? ME? NO!
.. plus i'm a sexual newb.. I've only ever been with one person. :-[
I'm pretty sure ima never have teh sexs again.
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commie you need to a/s/l too.
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No! this is my fucking thread.. i make the rules.
Also.. who are you? do i know you?
Pretty sure most of you know the approximates.
late 20's/ female/ west coast
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Awkward, didn't realise this was a fucking thread.
I'll just um, leave you guys to your.. private.. business....
Also you probably don't.
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44/asexual/Oz
meh
oh shit.. talk aussie for me sometime ?
i should have known you were to cool to be american.
Hey Commie, check this thread out for voices of various members including Mosh. His voice is about 10 posts from the top.
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php/topic,579.0.html
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44/asexual/Oz
meh
oh shit.. talk aussie for me sometime ?
i should have known you were to cool to be american.
Not Australia, Dorothy's OZ!
I think he was in charge of the flying monkeys and worked as apprentice to the wizard for a while.
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Nah. He represents the lollipop guild. REPRESENT!
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39/f/ontario
There is nothing interesting about me.
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Au contraire, mon cher!
This lady (YOU, Daisy!) is SO quick-witted, HILARIOUS, and just plain cool
that it will make your head spin!
sorry ~ i don't actually have a "crush" on you or Jai, but DAMN i love y'all!!! (http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/Fyrenza/smileys/PizzaSmilie.jpg)
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30/M/Tokyo
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>>I'm pretty sure ima never have teh sexs again.<<
(http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/images/b3/b7/376303/original_image.gif?1232764650)
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30/m/nj
i mean
30/f/nj
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30/m/nj
i mean
30/f/nj
there's pics of shim in the japan threads!
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39/f/ontario
There is nothing interesting about me.
I genuinely thought you were like 10 years younger. I dont know where I got that from.
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39/Confused/Florida ...
I drink and party for a living ...
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Nah. He represents the lollipop guild. REPRESENT!
VERTRETEN!
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Ok, I'll play while I wait for the painkillers to kick in...
32/f/des moines oh damn I'm old! Last time I wrote an a/s/l I was still in my teens.
Oh.. and people describe my husband as looking like "Blind Stoner Jesus" but I don't like to think about fucking Jesus.
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but I don't like to think about fucking Jesus.
Yeah, we should leave that to the Christians.
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Ha!
*sorry, I had a long reply but realized it made no sense becauuse these painkillers kicked in. Doesn't kill the pain, but makes me not care and messes with my train of thought. See, there are benefits to marrying a dude who looks like "Blind Stoner Jesus". He has friends who take pity on me and give me shit to make it through the night. Awesome*
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Last time I wrote an a/s/l I was still in my teens.
It's a bit of a harsh realization, eh?
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Last time I wrote an a/s/l I was still in my teens.
It's a bit of a harsh realization, eh?
And after I wrote it, I didn't get flooded with PMs asking for my stats.
Noone wants to see mah awesome vertical c-section scar :'(
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Last time I wrote an a/s/l I was still in my teens.
It's a bit of a harsh realization, eh?
And after I wrote it, I didn't get flooded with PMs asking for my stats.
Noone wants to see mah awesome vertical c-section scar :'(
Or mah strech marks :'( :'(
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Oh, you'd be surprised.
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I'm curious, but not enough to ask...
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You knows i want to see that shit! and be all like "whoa! coooooool!"
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I'm game too ...
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Ah shit.
Now I have to take a pic and set up a photobucket account or somethin.
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Yeah!
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Ah shit.
Now I have to take a pic and set up a photobucket account or somethin.
You asked for it... !
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I started to make a post about how men don't care about that they just want to see the good stuff. But decided against it.
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Ah shit.
Now I have to take a pic and set up a photobucket account or somethin.
You asked for it... !
She didn't; the others did ...
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Noone wants to see mah awesome vertical c-section scar :'(
Or mah strech marks :'( :'(
Dude this is asking for it. =P
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39/f/ontario
There is nothing interesting about me.
I genuinely thought you were like 10 years younger. I dont know where I got that from.
I just wish I still had the bod. 3 kids will wreck you.
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http://loaded-gun.com/index.php/topic,2153.0.html (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php/topic,2153.0.html)
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No amount of exercise will perk my tits back up to their original location, nor will it cure the stretch marks. I truly wish it could.
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In my mind your tits are perfect. Not as perfect as Sasha's but nearly so. And stretch marks are fun to play with.
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What do you do; stretch the stretch marks taut so they aren't stretch marks any more?
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Surgically remove them ...
... or just use vitamin E, but who wants to do that?
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Dayum ...
Genetics for her too, I'm thinking ...
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Surgically remove them ...
... or just use vitamin E, but who wants to do that?
Oh I was actually asking zoomie, because he said he liked to "play" with stretch marks...
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I pretend I'm Les Stroud and they are a topographic map and I'm lost in New Mexico...
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I'm sorry to hear that ...
I have a spare GPS you can borrow ...
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Dayum ...
Genetics for her too, I'm thinking ...
If you mean my friend with the 2 hip replacements, you are wrong actually. It should be genetic, but noone in her family has it. She grew up in the same neighborhood as my husband who has Retinitis Pigmatosia and kidneys that stopped growing at 8 months of age. Both of those things should be genetic but nobody in his family has it either. His best friend who lived next door was born with a heart condition-same deal with him. The mother of the his (the best friend's) kids lived there for 13 years. Had aggressive cervical cancer twice and had to have a full hysterectomy at the age of 28. My mother in law had to have a full hysterectomy when she lived there in the 80s after a "bad miscarrage". I assume they found something like tumors, but I'm not gonna ask. My sister in law had some fertility problems. In fact, that friend with the hip replacements had a stillbirth at 24 weeks about 7 years ago.
And its not just the girls. Another friend of my husband's had a cancerous testical removed at 19. His younger has MD and is confined to a wheelchair. One of the "neighborhood moms" (mom mother-in-law was the other) died of brain cancer when I was pregnant with J&F. I know of a couple more people my age and a bit older who are on disability for weird shit that should be genetic but isn't that all grew up in the same area. The area is just southeast of the Des Moines airport and a couple miles west of the old Fort Des Moines. A creek runs behind the houses and it floods a lot in the spring. The creek is gross and slimy, but you know how kids want to play in gross slimy shit.
My guess is that military waste was buried in the area a long time ago. The people I have mentioned it to say it sounds plausible, but try tracking it down..
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Yeah I know, I found it when I cleaned out your Camry last month...
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Shit, MacGirlver, sounds like no one should live there.
Those investigative tv shows might be interested in calling attention to that. Like Dateline.
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Sounds like Love Canal.
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More like 3 Mile Island ....
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Yeah I know, I found it when I cleaned out your Camry last month...
You found true love while giving Dave an enema again, didn't you?
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Jealous?
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Stacy Lattisaw - Found love on a two way street (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6T-B155p0Y#)
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Jealous?
No. I have the utmost respect for you two. :)
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Awwww ...
... bless!
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35/male/coastal South Carolina
What's interesting about me? I dangle 18 inches between my legs.
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It's his pet cucumber, that he keeps in a sock, pinned to his waist ....
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Dude, Dave, he was talking about a giant log hanging from his asshole.
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Oh ...
Silly me ...
... I did know that
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Actually, it's my lifeline. The dialysis catheter that is implanted in my abdomen. It hangs out by 18 inches. You know there's no log in my asshole. Only when I'm in Jacksonville.
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Awwww ...
He DOES remember!
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Actually, it's my lifeline. The dialysis catheter that is implanted in my abdomen. It hangs out by 18 inches. You know there's no log in my asshole. Only when I'm in Jacksonville.
LOL
The first thing I thought when I read "18 inches" was "damn dialysis tubes".
Fuck I gotta read that post to Zach when he's awake. He loves kidney jokes and blind jokes.
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One time I got out of the shower, pulled a Captain Morgan on the bed, and my wife rolled her eyes. I said," Feast your eyes on this foot and a half long wonder!"
She said, "Looks like a long straw. Not exactly impressive. The other looks cold."
Cold showers feel good but apparently penii run from them.
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Cold showers put my dick in my chest ...
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"Cold showers feel good but apparently penii run from them."
Yet women's nipples react just the opposite.
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Never thought of that ...
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Never thought of that ...
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It's pretty obvious why, no?
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LOL
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I'd just never thought about (t)it ...