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I would say that you wouldn't believe the crackdown that would happen in this country. it would make T-Square look like a tickle fight.
However, some of you are old enough to remember Kent State. Hell, Tru was probably there collecting pop cans.
Pop came in bottles back then.


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Re: a/s/l Reply #30 on: May 22, 2012, 05:04:38 PM
39/f/ontario

There is nothing interesting about me.

I genuinely thought you were like 10 years younger. I dont know where I got that from.



Re: a/s/l Reply #31 on: May 23, 2012, 01:33:46 AM
39/Confused/Florida ...

I drink and party for a living ...

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a/s/l Reply #32 on: May 23, 2012, 04:23:01 AM
Nah. He represents the lollipop guild. REPRESENT!
VERTRETEN!



Re: a/s/l Reply #33 on: May 25, 2012, 01:01:17 AM
Ok, I'll play while I wait for the painkillers to kick in...

32/f/des moines oh damn I'm old! Last time I wrote an a/s/l I was still in my teens.

Oh.. and people describe my husband as looking like "Blind Stoner Jesus" but I don't like to think about fucking Jesus.



Re: a/s/l Reply #34 on: May 25, 2012, 01:57:16 AM

 but I don't like to think about fucking Jesus.


Yeah, we should leave that to the Christians.
"White people is stupid, yo." ~ random black guy from Memphis.



Re: a/s/l Reply #35 on: May 25, 2012, 02:30:09 AM
Ha!

*sorry, I had a long reply but realized it made no sense becauuse these painkillers kicked in. Doesn't kill the pain, but makes me not care and messes with my train of thought. See, there are benefits to marrying a dude who looks like "Blind Stoner Jesus". He has friends who take pity on me and give me shit to make it through the night. Awesome*



Re: a/s/l Reply #36 on: May 25, 2012, 09:10:11 AM
Last time I wrote an a/s/l I was still in my teens.

It's a bit of a harsh realization, eh?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: a/s/l Reply #37 on: May 25, 2012, 11:03:56 AM
Last time I wrote an a/s/l I was still in my teens.

It's a bit of a harsh realization, eh?
And after I wrote it, I didn't get flooded with PMs asking for my stats.

Noone wants to see mah awesome vertical c-section scar :'(



Re: a/s/l Reply #38 on: May 25, 2012, 11:06:39 AM
Last time I wrote an a/s/l I was still in my teens.

It's a bit of a harsh realization, eh?
And after I wrote it, I didn't get flooded with PMs asking for my stats.

Noone wants to see mah awesome vertical c-section scar :'(

Or mah strech marks  :'( :'(



Re: a/s/l Reply #39 on: May 25, 2012, 12:26:28 PM
Oh, you'd be surprised.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: a/s/l Reply #40 on: May 25, 2012, 03:03:23 PM
I'm curious, but not enough to ask...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: a/s/l Reply #41 on: May 25, 2012, 05:08:37 PM
You knows i want to see that shit! and be all like "whoa! coooooool!"



Re: a/s/l Reply #42 on: May 25, 2012, 05:24:59 PM
I'm game too ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a/s/l Reply #43 on: May 25, 2012, 06:16:30 PM
Ah shit.
Now I have to take a pic and set up a photobucket account or somethin.




Re: a/s/l Reply #44 on: May 25, 2012, 06:24:36 PM
Yeah!
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: a/s/l Reply #45 on: May 25, 2012, 06:28:42 PM
Ah shit.
Now I have to take a pic and set up a photobucket account or somethin.

You asked for it... !



Re: a/s/l Reply #46 on: May 25, 2012, 07:32:33 PM
I started to make a post about how men don't care about that they just want to see the good stuff. But decided against it.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: a/s/l Reply #47 on: May 25, 2012, 08:22:22 PM
Ah shit.
Now I have to take a pic and set up a photobucket account or somethin.
You asked for it... !

She didn't; the others did ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a/s/l Reply #48 on: May 26, 2012, 08:49:48 AM
Noone wants to see mah awesome vertical c-section scar :'(

Or mah strech marks  :'( :'(


Dude this is asking for it. =P



Re: a/s/l Reply #49 on: May 26, 2012, 09:11:50 AM
39/f/ontario

There is nothing interesting about me.

I genuinely thought you were like 10 years younger. I dont know where I got that from.

I just wish I still had the bod. 3 kids will wreck you.



Re: a/s/l Reply #50 on: May 29, 2012, 04:01:46 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a/s/l Reply #51 on: May 29, 2012, 05:56:22 PM
No amount of exercise will perk my tits back up to their original location, nor will it cure the stretch marks. I truly wish it could.



Re: a/s/l Reply #52 on: May 29, 2012, 07:47:10 PM
In my mind your tits are perfect. Not as perfect as Sasha's but nearly so. And stretch marks are fun to play with.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: a/s/l Reply #53 on: May 29, 2012, 11:41:21 PM
What do you do; stretch the stretch marks taut so they aren't stretch marks any more?



Re: a/s/l Reply #54 on: May 30, 2012, 12:49:11 AM
Surgically remove them ...
... or just use vitamin E, but who wants to do that?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a/s/l Reply #55 on: May 30, 2012, 01:25:21 AM



Re: a/s/l Reply #56 on: May 30, 2012, 01:41:45 AM
Dayum ...
Genetics for her too, I'm thinking ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a/s/l Reply #57 on: May 30, 2012, 01:57:13 AM
Surgically remove them ...
... or just use vitamin E, but who wants to do that?

Oh I was actually asking zoomie, because he said he liked to "play" with stretch marks...



Re: a/s/l Reply #58 on: May 30, 2012, 05:53:12 AM
I pretend I'm Les Stroud and they are a topographic map and I'm lost in New Mexico...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: a/s/l Reply #59 on: May 30, 2012, 01:14:18 PM
I'm sorry to hear that ...
I have a spare GPS you can borrow ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')