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Re: a/s/l Reply #30 on: May 22, 2012, 05:04:38 PM

Quote from: daisymae on May 20, 2012, 09:41:08 PM

39/f/ontario

There is nothing interesting about me.

I genuinely thought you were like 10 years younger. I dont know where I got that from.

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

39/Confused/Florida ...

I drink and party for a living ...

Re: a/s/l Reply #32 on: May 23, 2012, 04:23:01 AM

Quote from: Zoomie on May 20, 2012, 03:54:22 PM

Nah. He represents the lollipop guild. REPRESENT!

VERTRETEN!

Re: a/s/l Reply #33 on: May 25, 2012, 01:01:17 AM

Ok, I'll play while I wait for the painkillers to kick in...

32/f/des moines oh damn I'm old! Last time I wrote an a/s/l I was still in my teens.

Oh.. and people describe my husband as looking like "Blind Stoner Jesus" but I don't like to think about fucking Jesus.

Re: a/s/l Reply #34 on: May 25, 2012, 01:57:16 AM

Quote from: MacGirlver on May 25, 2012, 01:01:17 AM

but I don't like to think about fucking Jesus.

Yeah, we should leave that to the Christians.

Re: a/s/l Reply #35 on: May 25, 2012, 02:30:09 AM

Ha!

*sorry, I had a long reply but realized it made no sense becauuse these painkillers kicked in. Doesn't kill the pain, but makes me not care and messes with my train of thought. See, there are benefits to marrying a dude who looks like "Blind Stoner Jesus". He has friends who take pity on me and give me shit to make it through the night. Awesome*

Re: a/s/l Reply #36 on: May 25, 2012, 09:10:11 AM

Quote from: MacGirlver on May 25, 2012, 01:01:17 AM

Last time I wrote an a/s/l I was still in my teens.

It's a bit of a harsh realization, eh?

Re: a/s/l Reply #37 on: May 25, 2012, 11:03:56 AM

Quote from: FAH-Q on May 25, 2012, 09:10:11 AM

Quote from: MacGirlver on May 25, 2012, 01:01:17 AM
Last time I wrote an a/s/l I was still in my teens.

It's a bit of a harsh realization, eh?

And after I wrote it, I didn't get flooded with PMs asking for my stats.

Noone wants to see mah awesome vertical c-section scar :'(

Re: a/s/l Reply #38 on: May 25, 2012, 11:06:39 AM

Quote from: MacGirlver on May 25, 2012, 11:03:56 AM

Quote from: FAH-Q on May 25, 2012, 09:10:11 AM
Quote from: MacGirlver on May 25, 2012, 01:01:17 AM
Last time I wrote an a/s/l I was still in my teens.

It's a bit of a harsh realization, eh?
And after I wrote it, I didn't get flooded with PMs asking for my stats.

Noone wants to see mah awesome vertical c-section scar :'(

Or mah strech marks :'( :'(

Re: a/s/l Reply #39 on: May 25, 2012, 12:26:28 PM

Oh, you'd be surprised.

Re: a/s/l Reply #40 on: May 25, 2012, 03:03:23 PM

I'm curious, but not enough to ask...

Re: a/s/l Reply #41 on: May 25, 2012, 05:08:37 PM

You knows i want to see that shit! and be all like "whoa! coooooool!"

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

I'm game too ...

Re: a/s/l Reply #43 on: May 25, 2012, 06:16:30 PM

Ah shit.
Now I have to take a pic and set up a photobucket account or somethin.

Re: a/s/l Reply #44 on: May 25, 2012, 06:24:36 PM

Yeah!

Re: a/s/l Reply #45 on: May 25, 2012, 06:28:42 PM

Quote from: MacGirlver on May 25, 2012, 06:16:30 PM

Ah shit.
Now I have to take a pic and set up a photobucket account or somethin.

You asked for it... !

Re: a/s/l Reply #46 on: May 25, 2012, 07:32:33 PM

I started to make a post about how men don't care about that they just want to see the good stuff. But decided against it.

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Quote from: Nitya on May 25, 2012, 06:28:42 PM

Quote from: MacGirlver on May 25, 2012, 06:16:30 PM
Ah shit.
Now I have to take a pic and set up a photobucket account or somethin.
You asked for it... !

She didn't; the others did ...

Re: a/s/l Reply #48 on: May 26, 2012, 08:49:48 AM

Quote from: MacGirlver on May 25, 2012, 11:03:56 AM

Noone wants to see mah awesome vertical c-section scar :'(

Quote from: MacGirlver on May 25, 2012, 11:06:39 AM

Or mah strech marks :'( :'(

Dude this is asking for it. =P

Re: a/s/l Reply #49 on: May 26, 2012, 09:11:50 AM

Quote from: Nitya on May 22, 2012, 05:04:38 PM

Quote from: daisymae on May 20, 2012, 09:41:08 PM
39/f/ontario

There is nothing interesting about me.

I genuinely thought you were like 10 years younger. I dont know where I got that from.

I just wish I still had the bod. 3 kids will wreck you.

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php/topic,2153.0.html

Re: a/s/l Reply #51 on: May 29, 2012, 05:56:22 PM

No amount of exercise will perk my tits back up to their original location, nor will it cure the stretch marks. I truly wish it could.

Re: a/s/l Reply #52 on: May 29, 2012, 07:47:10 PM

In my mind your tits are perfect. Not as perfect as Sasha's but nearly so. And stretch marks are fun to play with.

Re: a/s/l Reply #53 on: May 29, 2012, 11:41:21 PM

What do you do; stretch the stretch marks taut so they aren't stretch marks any more?

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Surgically remove them ...
... or just use vitamin E, but who wants to do that?

Re: a/s/l Reply #55 on: May 30, 2012, 01:25:21 AM

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Dayum ...
Genetics for her too, I'm thinking ...

Re: a/s/l Reply #57 on: May 30, 2012, 01:57:13 AM

Quote from: Thrash on May 30, 2012, 12:49:11 AM

Surgically remove them ...
... or just use vitamin E, but who wants to do that?

Oh I was actually asking zoomie, because he said he liked to "play" with stretch marks...

Re: a/s/l Reply #58 on: May 30, 2012, 05:53:12 AM

I pretend I'm Les Stroud and they are a topographic map and I'm lost in New Mexico...

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

I'm sorry to hear that ...
I have a spare GPS you can borrow ...