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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: tricky on May 21, 2012, 08:45:16 PM

Title: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: tricky on May 21, 2012, 08:45:16 PM

i'm supposed to write up some marriage advice for her, and some funny story about her.

i think you guys should help me out with that.

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: Zoomie on May 21, 2012, 09:03:04 PM

Tell her to make sure her marriage lasts longer than any of Zoomie's. What a douche that guy is...

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: Tru on May 21, 2012, 10:08:46 PM

Tell her not to end up in a fifty year relationship in which love is not involved.

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: FAH-Q on May 22, 2012, 12:00:08 AM

Yeah, that'll go down a treat.

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: Emperor Reagan on May 22, 2012, 10:12:41 AM

Don't put mayonnaise in your hair.

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: fyrenza on May 22, 2012, 10:46:49 AM

Edible underwear SOUNDS like a pretty good idea,
but if you get hot & bothered before the Big Munch,
they can turn into a DISGUSTING mess.

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: Nitya on May 22, 2012, 05:05:47 PM

hahaha! lovely.
xD

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: Ineptunian on May 22, 2012, 05:10:30 PM

Quote from: fyrenza on May 22, 2012, 10:46:49 AM

Edible underwear SOUNDS like a pretty good idea,
but if you get hot & bothered before the Big Munch,
they can turn into a DISGUSTING mess.

That sounds delicious.



Hope Carolyn has a great bachelorette party.



Here's some fluff for the orgy:

(http://i029.radikal.ru/1012/cb/1fefeab27fd8.jpg)

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: Thrash on May 23, 2012, 01:35:03 AM

If she's still a virgin, or still never taken it in the ass, I have TONS of advice for her ...

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: bagman on May 23, 2012, 01:50:56 AM

Tell her I still have fond memories of her sitting on my lap. Give her my congrats too.

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: underclass on May 23, 2012, 08:26:21 AM

never go to bed angry

and congratulations

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: Thrash on May 23, 2012, 04:30:39 PM

Quote from: bagman on May 23, 2012, 01:50:56 AM

Tell her I still have fond memories of her sitting on my lap. Give her my congrats too.

... and yet, you remained a virgin until the young, budding age of 28

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: Zoomie on May 23, 2012, 07:24:10 PM

Ten bucks says she lasted longer than he did...

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: Thrash on May 25, 2012, 05:02:27 PM

Yeah, but she was trying to wait ...
... there's a difference

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: tricky on May 28, 2012, 12:37:15 AM

i'm sorry but i'm not going to disclose her sexual status to you all!

i mean i may not be classy but i'm not THAT low class.

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: underclass on May 28, 2012, 09:10:23 AM

Well there goes te only reason I ever stuck around here

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: Thrash on May 29, 2012, 04:10:51 PM

Yeah, right ...
What the shit is that?

Maybe I'll just decide NOT to bone you in the ass afterall!

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: Tru on June 19, 2012, 12:23:10 AM

SO! How did the party go?

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: Thrash on June 20, 2012, 12:01:03 AM

Oh, I didn't bone her in the ass ...
... thanks for asking

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: tricky on June 21, 2012, 08:25:31 PM

there was lots of sushi and drinking and we rode around NYC in a limo. it was AWESOME.

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: Thrash on June 22, 2012, 02:16:58 PM

If there was no ass sex involved it wasn't a proper party; sorry ...

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: Tru on June 22, 2012, 09:59:54 PM

Quote from:  Trrash

If there was no ass sex involved it wasn't a proper party; sorry ...

That seems like an unrealistic expectation. I think the girls had a blast.

Title: Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party
Post by: Thrash on June 23, 2012, 01:57:22 AM

But not a blast in the ass ...
FAIL!