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punkallstar's bachelorette party(Read 5399 times)
punkallstar's bachelorette party on: May 21, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
i'm supposed to write up some marriage advice for her, and some funny story about her.

i think you guys should help me out with that.
« Last Edit: May 21, 2012, 08:45:45 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #1 on: May 21, 2012, 09:03:04 PM
Tell her to make sure her marriage lasts longer than any of Zoomie's. What a douche that guy is...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #2 on: May 21, 2012, 10:08:46 PM
Tell her not to end up in a fifty year relationship in which love is not involved.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #3 on: May 22, 2012, 12:00:08 AM
Yeah, that'll go down a treat.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #4 on: May 22, 2012, 10:12:41 AM
Don't put mayonnaise in your hair.




Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #5 on: May 22, 2012, 10:46:49 AM
Edible underwear SOUNDS like a pretty good idea,
but if you get hot & bothered before the Big Munch,
they can turn into a DISGUSTING mess.
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #6 on: May 22, 2012, 05:05:47 PM
hahaha! lovely.
xD



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #7 on: May 22, 2012, 05:10:30 PM
Edible underwear SOUNDS like a pretty good idea,
but if you get hot & bothered before the Big Munch,
they can turn into a DISGUSTING mess.

That sounds delicious.



Hope Carolyn has a great bachelorette party.



Here's some fluff for the orgy:


"White people is stupid, yo." ~ random black guy from Memphis.



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #8 on: May 23, 2012, 01:35:03 AM
If she's still a virgin, or still never taken it in the ass, I have TONS of advice for her ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #9 on: May 23, 2012, 01:50:56 AM
Tell her I still have fond memories of her sitting on my lap. Give her my congrats too.



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #10 on: May 23, 2012, 08:26:21 AM
never go to bed angry

and congratulations
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #11 on: May 23, 2012, 04:30:39 PM
Tell her I still have fond memories of her sitting on my lap. Give her my congrats too.

... and yet, you remained a virgin until the young, budding age of 28
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #12 on: May 23, 2012, 07:24:10 PM
Ten bucks says she lasted longer than he did...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #13 on: May 25, 2012, 05:02:27 PM
Yeah, but she was trying to wait ...
... there's a difference
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #14 on: May 28, 2012, 12:37:15 AM
i'm sorry but i'm not going to disclose her sexual status to you all!

i mean i may not be classy but i'm not THAT low class.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #15 on: May 28, 2012, 09:10:23 AM
Well there goes te only reason I ever stuck around here
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #16 on: May 29, 2012, 04:10:51 PM
Yeah, right ...
What the shit is that?

Maybe I'll just decide NOT to bone you in the ass afterall!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #17 on: June 19, 2012, 12:23:10 AM
SO! How did the party go?
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #18 on: June 20, 2012, 12:01:03 AM
Oh, I didn't bone her in the ass ...
... thanks for asking
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #19 on: June 21, 2012, 08:25:31 PM
there was lots of sushi and drinking and we rode around NYC in a limo. it was AWESOME.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #20 on: June 22, 2012, 02:16:58 PM
If there was no ass sex involved it wasn't a proper party; sorry ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #21 on: June 22, 2012, 09:59:54 PM
Quote from:  Trrash
If there was no ass sex involved it wasn't a proper party; sorry ...

That seems like an unrealistic expectation. I think the girls had a blast.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: punkallstar's bachelorette party Reply #22 on: June 23, 2012, 01:57:22 AM
But not a blast in the ass ...
FAIL!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')