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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Lode on April 13, 2009, 07:40:27 PM

Title: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Lode on April 13, 2009, 07:40:27 PM
I got my last site shut down for indecency.

I would now like to join your wonderful site. If it will help me be one of the cool posters, I'll describe what other recent new members look like naked.

Thanks. :D
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 07:43:59 PM
LODE!

Dude I got banned today for "posting offensive links"

Not only have I not posted a link on HF for weeks, I was acting as executioner going out and getting the troublemaking assholes like Teutonic and TomChronic banned. You can't administer 160,000 members with a team of 9.

So I sent Skip a nice email telling him to cram it with Walnuts.

Welcome to LG.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: kc on April 13, 2009, 07:44:21 PM
*STRIPS*

*starts making out with maryj*

*pisses off the site vets just by existing.*

life is good.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: maryJ on April 13, 2009, 07:44:29 PM
hi lode :-*
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: fitzy21 on April 13, 2009, 07:45:11 PM
i may be getting banned soon enough as well :D
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: mosh on April 13, 2009, 07:45:19 PM
Should we do an old fashioned invasion?
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: kc on April 13, 2009, 07:46:08 PM
that might be the most beautiful thing i ever expect you to say, mosh. totally decent of you.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: maryJ on April 13, 2009, 07:47:03 PM
Should we do an old fashioned invasion?


fuck yeah!!!
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: ttfg on April 13, 2009, 07:48:07 PM
Should we do an old fashioned invasion?

Hang on, you mean invade ourselves ?
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: kc on April 13, 2009, 07:48:41 PM
ESL?
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 07:49:12 PM
Hi Mary!

I would but I've been banned and I'm a cyber retard with it comes to that proxy stuff. Make sure you all tell Skip he's the only Ozzer I don't like in the whole world, including Paul Hogan and I hope a goanna pees on his sandals.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: kc on April 13, 2009, 07:49:57 PM
no wonder i'm so aussie-hostile.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: mosh on April 13, 2009, 07:50:29 PM
fagette
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 07:51:41 PM
Don't blame Moshman and homo joe for Skip's sins.

Face Eater or Odon maybe...
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Lode on April 13, 2009, 07:54:00 PM
Invade ourselves? Sounds like every easter Sunday.


What I mean is butt sex. (It's going to take a bit of warming up)
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: ttfg on April 13, 2009, 07:54:34 PM
homo eh ?
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 07:56:33 PM
Frankly, you're being a bit of a catty bitch today.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Lode on April 13, 2009, 07:57:45 PM
homo eh ?

I suppose that depends who's asking.


... Sailor.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: ttfg on April 13, 2009, 07:58:41 PM
dont blame me, its my cycle.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: kc on April 13, 2009, 08:01:36 PM
Frankly, you're being a bit of a catty bitch today.

lol. moi? it's the best part of my personality...'specially since i'm truly the anti-cat.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: kc on April 13, 2009, 08:02:11 PM
dont blame me, its my cycle.

you ovulating? i think gay men are sexy.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 08:05:01 PM
Trust me, I didn't mean you. If you were acting particularly bitchy I wouldn't point it out. I don't have THAT much of a death wish...
Title: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: beanzandweedies on April 13, 2009, 08:23:22 PM
Well, was Kinky Ramona at HF, decided it was time for a name change.  Hello all from HF and all from...here!
Title: Re: Kinky Ramona here
Post by: fitzy21 on April 13, 2009, 08:24:07 PM
hey
Title: Re: Kinky Ramona here
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 08:29:23 PM
Hi KR. Lotsa Texans.
Title: Re: Kinky Ramona here
Post by: ttfg on April 13, 2009, 08:29:44 PM
Are all of you going to start your own "hello" threads ?
Title: Re: Kinky Ramona here
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 08:30:21 PM
You know, there's a whole thread over here (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=315.0) for you and your ilk.
Title: Re: Kinky Ramona here
Post by: mosh on April 13, 2009, 08:32:40 PM
eitje... did you read your PM's?
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 08:33:42 PM
You people need to show some respect.

Lurk for a few weeks, learning everything about us, and then come strolling in like you own the place.

If you did that, you'd know that all of this gay shit, with butt sex and dudes ovulating, is TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE here.

I mean, fuck's sake, I know you're all drugged-out hippies, but that doesn't mean that you can't show some respect and follow some simple rules.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: underclass on April 13, 2009, 08:39:13 PM
zooms, why did you bring a bunch of dudes over. Like we need any more dudes.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 08:39:43 PM
Shut it big fella. Half of the newbies are your countrymen. They're from the Republic.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 08:40:18 PM
4 of them are women. Pretty damned attractive women too. Hardly a fatty in the bunch.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: underclass on April 13, 2009, 08:41:55 PM
so we're cool then
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: ttfg on April 13, 2009, 08:42:33 PM
wait for proof grasshopper.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 08:43:18 PM
Don't make Beans mad. She works at a Dairy Queen in TX. Some old person will die a horrible death if you get out of line with her.

And no, I don't mean me.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: underclass on April 13, 2009, 08:43:46 PM
SHOW SOME FUCKING EVIDENCE
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 08:45:29 PM
Ummm... Beans is the one I tried to lobby for cheese brotherhood. You know she's gotta at least be really really cute for that...

I'm going to let everyone else defend themselves.
Title: Re: Kinky Ramona here
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 09:01:52 PM
eitje... did you read your PM's?

I did, and it made me very sad.  But we'll work it out; nothing's impossible, when love is involved.

But hang on, I need to post more mean things to people I don't know.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 09:02:38 PM
SHOW SOME FUCKING EVIDENCE

GET IN THE PROPER THREAD.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 09:03:53 PM
I'm going to let everyone else defend themselves.

(http://hightowercrossbows.com/shields/DSCF0419.JPG)
Title: Re: Kinky Ramona here
Post by: fitzy21 on April 13, 2009, 09:06:50 PM
eitje... did you read your PM's?

I did, and it made me very sad.  But we'll work it out; nothing's impossible, when love is involved.

But hang on, I need to post more mean things to people I don't know.

LULZ hahaha
meanness
Title: Re: Kinky Ramona here
Post by: maryJ on April 13, 2009, 09:08:02 PM
Are all of you going to start your own "hello" threads ?


I didn't....


but now I'm kinda feeling left out....

maybe I should :-[
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 13, 2009, 09:22:54 PM
Ummm... Beans is the one I tried to lobby for cheese brotherhood. You know she's gotta at least be really really cute for that...

I'm going to let everyone else defend themselves.

wtf? no love for me?
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:24:43 PM
Do I really need to tell you again how I feel? That I'd give up everything I own and everything I am just to sleep under your bed?
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 09:32:05 PM
Do I really need to tell you again how I feel? That I'd give up everything I own and everything I am just to sleep under your bed?

HE WOULD CUT OFF DYLAN'S COCK AND FEED IT TO BAGMAN.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:32:55 PM
I don;'t need Sarah's wonder yabos to do that. I'd do that without you daring me.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 13, 2009, 09:34:08 PM
Do I really need to tell you again how I feel? That I'd give up everything I own and everything I am just to sleep under your bed?

Awwwwwwwww. You set my heart all aflutter.  :-*
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Doormouse on April 13, 2009, 09:54:29 PM
Back on topic. I see a lot of new posters and yet nary a boob.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:55:27 PM
I brought em here. You talk 'em outta their frillies.
Title: Re: Kinky Ramona here
Post by: daisymae on April 13, 2009, 09:59:50 PM
If you go changing your name, how will slow people like me keep up?
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Unknown American on April 13, 2009, 10:26:30 PM
Hi Lode.

That was the most polite fuck off post to Skip that I have seen.

I am a little disappointed that you did not get banned. But I will deal with it. :)
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 10:33:43 PM
I wish I had non-sequiteur bullshit to say to people.  :(
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 10:35:39 PM
It quite germane to me.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 10:38:20 PM
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS COME DOWN TO THE GERMANS WITH YOU.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Lode on April 13, 2009, 10:41:31 PM
You people need to show some respect.

Lurk for a few weeks, learning everything about us, and then come strolling in like you own the place.

If you did that, you'd know that all of this gay shit, with butt sex and dudes ovulating, is TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE here.

I mean, fuck's sake, I know you're all drugged-out hippies, but that doesn't mean that you can't show some respect and follow some simple rules.

So you're a moderator eh?

I'm already trying to usurp you. I'm above the law.

Unless the gun is actually loaded, and then that's my kinda law.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 10:44:26 PM
Yah.  It surprised me too.

This thread (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=264.0) should explain more.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 10:45:44 PM
Lode, he's not a mod. He's a big fat nobody from Austin.

Give him what fer.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Dixon Magina on April 13, 2009, 10:49:36 PM
Dudes Zoomie, DUDES!!!

It's cool though, they have moms, don't they?
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Dixon Magina on April 13, 2009, 10:50:36 PM
Punctuation and capital letters take a lot longer to type. I don't know how long I can keep this up.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 10:54:55 PM
Lode, he's not a mod. He's a big fat nobody with a regular source of income from Austin.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 11:08:28 PM
Ok that was deserved. Painful, but deserved.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Doormouse on April 13, 2009, 11:08:44 PM
Punctuation and capital letters take a lot longer to type. I don't know how long I can keep this up.
We came into our room earlier than usual in the morning, and discovered a gigantic cockroach jumping about on the keys. He did not see us, and we watched him. He would climb painfully upon the framework of the machine and cast himself with all his force upon a key, head downward, and his weight and the impact of the blow were just sufficient to operate the machine, one slow letter after another. He could not work the capital letters, and he had a great deal of difficulty operating the mechanism that shifts the paper so that a fresh line may be started. We never saw a cockroach work so hard or perspire so freely in all our lives before. After about an hour of this frightfully difficult literary labor he fell to the floor exhausted, and we saw him creep feebly into a nest of the poems which are always there in profusion.
Title: Re: Kinky Ramona here
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 12:07:46 AM
Well, was Kinky Ramona at HF, decided it was time for a name change.  Hello all from HF and all from...here!
If you go changing your name, how will slow people like me keep up?

If this is an "introduction thread", fuck the small talk; do you two do anal?
Title: Re: Kinky Ramona here
Post by: Cherea on April 14, 2009, 12:16:13 AM
Nice.
Title: Re: Kinky Ramona here
Post by: psychopathetic on April 14, 2009, 12:20:28 AM
Nice.

hold on to your butts.
Title: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Cherea on April 14, 2009, 12:25:30 AM
I'd like to see i'minmyunderwear and greengirl up here. Who else would you like to see in this forum?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 12:27:00 AM
Really thupergay?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 12:27:10 AM
Post pics of the girls' assholes; kthx ...
Title: Re: Kinky Ramona here
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 12:28:03 AM
*evil grin*
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: taiko on April 14, 2009, 12:36:00 AM
FUCKING HELL, PEOPLE, ANOTHER THREAD??

THIS ISN'T TWITTER.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Cherea on April 14, 2009, 12:38:00 AM
Mang.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 12:38:22 AM
FUCKING HELL, PEOPLE, ANOTHER THREAD??

THIS ISN'T TWITTER.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 12:39:25 AM
He's right. All you HF people make one thread for welcoming the incoming please.

This isn't the clusterfuck that was RT. There is etiquette here. Sort of.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 12:40:18 AM
Thank you ...
We're "controlled chaos", if you will ...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 14, 2009, 12:41:02 AM
Hi, my name is Brian.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: fitzy21 on April 14, 2009, 12:41:37 AM
wtf is a twitter
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 12:42:31 AM
Dave, please delete n00b threads that sucks.

Thanks,
Dylan
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: psychopathetic on April 14, 2009, 12:42:38 AM
http://www.twitter.com (http://www.twitter.com)
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 12:43:50 AM
Go drink some tussin and shut up fatty.
Title: Re: Kinky Ramona here
Post by: Cate8 on April 14, 2009, 12:44:15 AM
hey beanz  ;D
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 12:44:27 AM
I MAY combine a few, but I won't delete 'em ...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: taiko on April 14, 2009, 12:44:30 AM
wtf is a twitter

(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4218/me3r.jpg) (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=264.0)
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: fitzy21 on April 14, 2009, 12:44:40 AM
explain to me with paint by numbers

kthxbai
Title: Re: Kinky Ramona here
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 12:45:02 AM
Another Kate?
Oh, my ...

Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 12:47:45 AM
Go drink some tussin and shut up fatty.

I bet all these posts are giving your wrinkled freckled dick some blood flow, huh?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: taiko on April 14, 2009, 12:48:59 AM
Go drink some tussin and shut up fatty.

I bet all these posts are giving your wrinkled freckled dick some blood flow, huh?

good one dylan!
stop while you're ahead!
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 12:51:28 AM
Hi Cate! Welcome to hell!
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: taiko on April 14, 2009, 12:53:32 AM
Well, was Kinky Ramona at HF, decided it was time for a name change.  Hello all from HF and all from...here!

Quote
Well, I'll let it be known that I love this place and you guys too much to let something petty screw that up.  I'll be around for a good long time as long as I'm good.  :D

how lame are you?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 14, 2009, 12:56:24 AM
I have the urge to sanwer that question..
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 12:57:12 AM
*facepalm*

And Brian, you really should stop typing for the night.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: psychopathetic on April 14, 2009, 12:57:29 AM
I have the urge to sanwer that question..

i don't know what a sanwer is but it sounds delicious.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 12:59:23 AM
I have the urge to sanwer that question..

i don't know what a sanwer is but it sounds delicious.

It's the second cousin to the "Kweply" ...
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: treehugger on April 14, 2009, 01:00:51 AM
LODE!

Dude I got banned today for "posting offensive links"

Not only have I not posted a link on HF for weeks, I was acting as executioner going out and getting the troublemaking assholes like Teutonic and TomChronic banned. You can't administer 160,000 members with a team of 9.

So I sent Skip a nice email telling him to cram it with Walnuts.

Welcome to LG.

Skip was just mad that you wouldn't lick his ass like the rest of them.  Fuck Skip and his god complex he must have a tiny penis to be so angry.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 01:01:31 AM
I love you Angela.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: Cherea on April 14, 2009, 01:02:49 AM
LODE!

Dude I got banned today for "posting offensive links"

Not only have I not posted a link on HF for weeks, I was acting as executioner going out and getting the troublemaking assholes like Teutonic and TomChronic banned. You can't administer 160,000 members with a team of 9.

So I sent Skip a nice email telling him to cram it with Walnuts.

Welcome to LG.

Skip was just mad that you wouldn't lick his ass like the rest of them.  Fuck Skip and his god complex he must have a tiny penis to be so angry.
Haha!
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: taiko on April 14, 2009, 01:04:47 AM
zoomie, you're in charge of making a fake name-real name list for all your poser posters.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 01:05:46 AM
I ain't in charge of SHIT anymore.

With the possible exception of the For Sale forum here. And then only because I asked for it 10 years ago.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: treehugger on April 14, 2009, 01:07:30 AM
I love you Angela.

 I know.   ;D
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: underclass on April 14, 2009, 01:12:06 AM
Really thupergay?

ziggy, you're in good form tonight.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: taiko on April 14, 2009, 01:13:33 AM
I ain't in charge of SHIT anymore.

Are you understanding this yet????

You bear collective responsibility.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 01:14:01 AM
Seconded.  You fucking brought em here Zooms.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 01:15:18 AM
*sigh*
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 14, 2009, 01:16:52 AM
~wedgie
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 01:18:40 AM
They're starting to use the threads I stickied to keep this place intact ...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 01:20:11 AM
They're starting to use the threads I stickied to keep this place intact ...

What stickies are keeping this place intact?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 01:23:19 AM
Double-sided tape, I think ...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Unknown American on April 14, 2009, 01:25:06 AM
Fuck off. I do not say amen.

There is no God lode.


When you die it is all over and the maggots will eat your rotting corps.

Thoughts like that keep me warm at night. ;D

Oh,yea Here!

Now I will read your thread.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 01:29:13 AM
Good point ...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: taiko on April 14, 2009, 01:33:39 AM
When you die it is all over and the maggots will eat your rotting corps.
(http://www.globe.gov/docs/articleimages/PeaceCorps_08/PeaceCorps_08_1.jpg)
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 01:35:31 AM
... the toughest job you'll ever love!
(Cue short, African drumroll here)
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Doormouse on April 14, 2009, 01:37:27 AM
It's like walking into a preschool. Kids screaming and running up and down the halls, their fat little faces twitching and grimacing - trying to express everything they don't even have the words for yet. Drugmoth is wondering around with a glazed look of wonderment pasted all across his visage as his fingers reach for that which he cannot have. Ho-jo is puking in the corner and Eitje is trying to keep everyone calm and organize them into playgroups. Thrash is shaking his head and Zoomie is just laughing his ass off.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: taiko on April 14, 2009, 01:41:21 AM
It's like walking into a preschool. Kids screaming and running up and down the halls, their fat little faces twitching and grimacing - trying to express everything they don't even have the words for yet. Drugmoth is wondering around with a glazed look of wonderment pasted all across his visage as his fingers reach for that which he cannot have. Ho-jo is puking in the corner and Eitje is trying to keep everyone calm and organize them into playgroups. Thrash is shaking his head and Zoomie is just laughing his fat little face ass off.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 01:41:56 AM
It's like walking into a preschool. Kids screaming and running up and down the halls, their fat little faces twitching and grimacing - trying to express everything they don't even have the words for yet. Drugmoth is wondering around with a glazed look of wonderment pasted all across his visage as his fingers reach for that which he cannot have. Ho-jo is puking in the corner and Eitje is trying to keep everyone calm and organize them into playgroups. Thrash is shaking his head and Zoomie is just laughing his fat little face ass off.

I think you are dead-nuts, dude ...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 01:52:15 AM
Drugmoth is wandering around with a glazed look of wonderment pasted all across his visage as his fingers reach for that which he cannot have.

Sig, with the correct spelling.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 14, 2009, 02:01:56 AM
(http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/2121/brokenglassrectumefukt.gif)


welcome
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Libertine on April 14, 2009, 02:03:27 AM
Oh man why post that.  I'm losing wood here.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 14, 2009, 02:04:50 AM
cause copy/paste is about all i can do.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 02:05:02 AM
DUDE, WTF ho jo?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: iminmyunderwear on April 14, 2009, 02:06:48 AM
i'm here now!  all rejoice!

i can't stay though; this stupid site wouldn't let me use an apostrophe in my username and i just can't post in such a place...

well seriously, i'm damn tired.  i'll destroy this site tomorrow.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 14, 2009, 02:10:53 AM
DUDE, WTF ho jo?

~shrug. its the bottom of the page. a few more pieces of shit and weeeee page 6.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 02:24:57 AM
*shakes head*
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 14, 2009, 02:25:38 AM
Well, it's true.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 02:38:30 AM
Gimme your fucking drugs before I'm forced to fly down under and mug you.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 02:48:55 AM
Gimme your fucking drugs before I'm forced to fly down under and mug rape you.

Fixed ...
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 02:55:34 AM
Gimme your fucking drugs before I'm forced to fly down under and mug rape you.

Fixed ...

I mean, if he really wanted me to....

Wait, then it wouldn't be rape.

I mean, if he really didn't want me to...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 03:12:56 AM
Why didn't it put the slash through "mug"?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 14, 2009, 03:37:24 AM
Cause he don't dont want to offened somebody who has the real shit.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: mosh on April 14, 2009, 03:50:05 AM
eitje... did you read your PM's?

I did, and it made me very sad.  But we'll work it out; nothing's impossible, when love is involved.

But hang on, I need to post more mean things to people I don't know.

If youre on Skype some time this week, we'll have a conversation...  I'm still looking forward to Austin in a big big way!

I hope you enjoyed posting mean things at people you dont know.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: DEVIANT on April 14, 2009, 09:10:28 AM
the screaming anal thread sealed my decision to stay here


and after reading this thread, and seeing this
(http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/2121/brokenglassrectumefukt.gif)


welcome

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Post by: psychopathetic on April 14, 2009, 09:20:41 AM
It's like walking into a preschool. Kids screaming and running up and down the halls, their fat little faces twitching and grimacing - trying to express everything they don't even have the words for yet. Drugmoth is wondering around with a glazed look of wonderment pasted all across his visage as his fingers reach for that which he cannot have. Ho-jo is puking in the corner and Eitje is trying to keep everyone calm and organize them into playgroups. Thrash is shaking his head and Zoomie is just laughing his ass off.

And I would be where in this metaphor? I would like to be the girl on the playground kicking all the boys in the nuts but I'd probably be the girl in the corner, showing off my underwear for quarters.
Title: Re: I'm Lode.
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 09:29:28 AM
Trust me, I didn't mean you. If you were acting particularly bitchy I wouldn't point it out. I don't have THAT much of a death wish...

lol. i can take a spanking.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 09:32:04 AM
Can you give one? I feel really needy this morning...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: mosh on April 14, 2009, 09:37:33 AM
And I would be where in this metaphor? I would like to be the girl on the playground kicking all the boys in the nuts but I'd probably be the girl in the corner, showing off my underwear for quarters.

It's have to be more than your underwear... you do that for free.
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Post by: Enraged Angel on April 14, 2009, 09:38:09 AM
Ahola!
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Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 09:38:51 AM
:D
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Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 09:44:51 AM
Can you give one? I feel really needy this morning...

i can. i got the pics to prove it.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Enraged Angel on April 14, 2009, 09:45:56 AM
So, I've found you guys!

I feel like a child who was left behind at grandmas when their parents devorced.

I'm whole again.... that's what matters. haha  I gotta let TCF in on it, if he doesn't know already.  ;)
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 09:47:03 AM
Can you give one? I feel really needy this morning...

i can. i got the pics to prove it.

Ooooo hurt me mommy, hurt me!

Sorry...

No mommy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Enraged Angel on April 14, 2009, 09:58:31 AM
Freaks, it's too early for that shit.  ::)
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 10:00:03 AM
Nuh uh...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 10:01:56 AM
So, I've found you guys!

I feel like a child who was left behind at grandmas when their parents devorced.

I'm whole again.... that's what matters. haha  I gotta let TCF in on it, if he doesn't know already.  ;)


careful, they only like their own jokes and are really touchy about being australian.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: underclass on April 14, 2009, 10:14:08 AM
weren't you getting ansty about being from Idaho?
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Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 10:17:08 AM
ew. idaho....THAT'S JUST FUCKING WRONG. wtf?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: mosh on April 14, 2009, 10:17:51 AM
No, she's from California... you know, the centre of all knowledge about being British...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 10:18:34 AM
 ;D

i did stay at a holiday inn express last night.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: daisymae on April 14, 2009, 10:26:20 AM
Ugh...I am about to be sick from the glass breaking bleeding rectum yuuuuuck
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 10:27:02 AM
No clickee linkee. Especially thrashee and moshee.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 14, 2009, 10:29:10 AM
im here


im here


im here!!!


 8)
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: mosh on April 14, 2009, 10:29:44 AM
Hey!! That one's not mine.

Blame bagman.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: daisymae on April 14, 2009, 10:30:00 AM
No clickee linkee. Especially thrashee and moshee.

I will keep that in mind
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 10:30:21 AM
Perhaps but your sins are comparable.
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Post by: mosh on April 14, 2009, 10:31:47 AM
True, but credit where credits due.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 10:33:29 AM
pretty awful pack of assholes here, zoom. i like it. i don't have to give a shit if anyone hates me. i mean, they'll hate me anyway, i just don't give a shit.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 10:33:57 AM
Ahhhh family...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 10:35:45 AM
i'm kinda outta practice in coming up with really annoying/offensive bullshit, though.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: DEVIANT on April 14, 2009, 10:39:17 AM
since I haven't been in RT, I remembered I had a kid, and that I'm supposed to be feeding him


but it was too late  :(


so I ate him
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 10:42:08 AM
How did you prepare the little fella?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 14, 2009, 10:43:06 AM
the vets don't like the hf'rs?! :o
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: daisymae on April 14, 2009, 10:43:37 AM
Ah...hello Ganja...

How old is your kid now? I'm surprised you recognized him.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 10:44:00 AM
with some meat tenderizer, i hope. you let them sit too long and they get kinda tough. you gotta fatten them up and kill them just before consuming.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: DEVIANT on April 14, 2009, 10:47:23 AM
How did you prepare the little fella?


heavily salted

with a beer
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 10:47:52 AM
My nigga.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 11:18:39 AM
tsk tsk, it's bad for yur cholesterol.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 11:24:07 AM
Your friends are boring, Zoomie.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 11:26:27 AM
And I should care because... Tell me why again?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 11:26:55 AM
right?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Enraged Angel on April 14, 2009, 11:30:11 AM



careful, they only like their own jokes and are really touchy about being australian.

Ah, I'm not worried about all.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 11:31:42 AM
i'm currently the biggest rt dick, everyone else should slide right in easily.... :-*
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 11:33:18 AM
i'm currently the biggest rt dick, everyone else should slide right in easily.... :-*

Wow, if you are the dick I'm afraid the nice people are gonna get gangraped here real bad.  Mosh and Thrash are already lined up I'm sure.  And don't even get me started on Bagman, if he comes back......ph33r him!
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Enraged Angel on April 14, 2009, 11:34:44 AM
hahaha, tis the skin that is thick.... I don't think you guys are big enough to scare anyone away... but it's the trying that makes it fun. ;)
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 11:35:13 AM
basically, my game plan is to run around like a 'tard, spew the dumbest possible shit, piss off as many people as possible, then behave. keep their standards low.

and i don't mean dick in terms of mean, trollish, etc. i mean, dumbass.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 11:36:25 AM
basically, my game plan is to run around like a 'tard, spew the dumbest possible shit, piss off as many people as possible, then behave. keep their standards low.

and i don't mean dick in terms of mean, trollish, etc. i mean, dumbass.

Oh, then you're my new best friend.  Welcome to what I do here!  Act like a tard and piss everyone off.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 11:37:49 AM
will you and zoomie be my assigned site buddies?  :-*
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: iminmyunderwear on April 14, 2009, 11:39:11 AM
with some meat tenderizer, i hope. you let them sit too long and they get kinda tough. you gotta fatten them up and kill them just before consuming.

no no, boiled alive lobster-style is the only way to go.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 11:39:46 AM
Of course, Zoomie adores me so we will work GREAT together.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 11:40:29 AM
read bfore posting...he said the kid was already dead and everyone knows lobster should be alive when you start to boil it.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 11:40:53 AM
Shut up fatty.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 11:41:04 AM
Of course, Zoomie adores me so we will work GREAT together.


do i sense sarcasm?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 14, 2009, 11:41:34 AM
Of course, Zoomie adores me so we will work GREAT together.


do i sense sarcasm?

It's layered like a dagwood.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 11:42:39 AM
Denny's doesn't have that anymore. I'm bummed.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: iminmyunderwear on April 14, 2009, 11:46:20 AM
read bfore posting...

sorry, it's one or the other with me.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 11:49:31 AM
Shut up fatty.
read bfore posting...

sorry, it's one or the other with me.


*high fives* simple pleasures are lovely.
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Post by: Tru on April 14, 2009, 12:56:41 PM
(http://rccr2.1.forumer.com/uploads/rccr2/post-2-1239727366.gif)

(http://estores.adtrader.co.uk/zoo_pets/siteimag/products/576704.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k103/Askanipsion/CatTongue.jpg)
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 04:00:55 PM
aw. thanks. that took a lil bit of time to put together.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Doormouse on April 14, 2009, 04:44:24 PM
And I would be where in this metaphor? I would like to be the girl on the playground kicking all the boys in the nuts but I'd probably be the girl in the corner, showing off my underwear for quarters.
You weren't around at that time. The only person I really left out was Si, but he'd wandered back into calmer waters by that point.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 06:45:40 PM
Why are people portraying me as a nice guy?
What the fuck did I ever do to you?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 06:46:31 PM
-1

better?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 06:47:03 PM
I feel a little better, yes ...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 06:47:55 PM
ihave to suck up anywhere i can.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 06:50:10 PM
Suck up my nuts ...
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Post by: Doormouse on April 14, 2009, 07:07:17 PM
all 3?
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Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 07:25:07 PM
Suck up my nuts ...

i haven't done the group thing in a few weeks, i'm a bit rusty.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 09:33:57 PM
It's like a bicycle ...
You just jump right on and pedal with your tongue ...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: taiko on April 14, 2009, 11:05:36 PM
the vets don't like the hf'rs?! :o

If someone came into your house and shat on your carpet, how would you feel?

hahaha, tis the skin that is thick.... I don't think you guys are big enough to scare anyone away... but it's the trying that makes it fun. ;)

I'm monstrous.

Of course, Zoomie adores me so we will work GREAT together.

These new people have done something to you, Danzig.  You're really on a roll.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Tru on April 15, 2009, 12:15:15 AM
>>>aw. thanks. that took a lil bit of time to put together.<<<


Not really, about.
(http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50250684/Mechanical_Stopwatch.jpg)
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 09:53:41 AM
that's more time than i woulda bothered with.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 15, 2009, 11:54:23 AM



If someone came into your house and shat on your carpet, how would you feel?



i don't have carpet



happy bitch?!
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 11:58:11 AM
edit that shit.

If someone came into your house and shat on your carpet, how would you feel?


thats all you wanted to say right ?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 15, 2009, 12:02:30 PM
edit that shit.

If someone came into your house and shat on your carpet, how would you feel?


thats all you wanted to say right ?



you sure whine a lot
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 12:04:10 PM
you sure whine a lot



You learn slowly.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 15, 2009, 12:05:38 PM
you sure whine a lot



You learn slowly.

or i just don't care about your endless bitching?!
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 12:08:59 PM

you sure whine a lot

You learn slowly.

or i just don't care about your endless bitching?!


You havent been paying attention.


You have all come in here with the same shit.


Rite of Passage.


It ends when we say it ends.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 15, 2009, 12:15:18 PM

you sure whine a lot

You learn slowly.

or i just don't care about your endless bitching?!


You havent been paying attention.


You have all come in here with the same shit.


Rite of Passage.


It ends when we say it ends.



i fixed my post that you bitched about

i haven't used 'lol'

and i've been posting in other forums....

what the fuck do you want from me?!
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 12:19:52 PM

you sure whine a lot

You learn slowly.

or i just don't care about your endless bitching?!

You havent been paying attention.
You have all come in here with the same shit.
Rite of Passage.
It ends when we say it ends.

i fixed my post that you bitched about
i haven't used 'lol'
and i've been posting in other forums....
what the fuck do you want from me?!

I want you to learn.

hint : quote of origin.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 15, 2009, 12:22:42 PM
do you really care if i learn or not, or are you just looking for things to bitch about?!
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 12:25:11 PM
edit that shit.

If someone came into your house and shat on your carpet, how would you feel?


thats all you wanted to say right ?



you sure whine a lot

And you sure whine about his "whining" a lot.  You shit on our carpet with every post.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 12:26:40 PM
wake the fuck up bitch.

its your complaining about it...thats what you have to learn.


fuck me this is painfull.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 15, 2009, 12:28:20 PM
there's sure a fuck of a lot of rules here for a forum that claims to have no rules....

there's also a difference between being anti-social and being a miserable fuck...

just sayin;)
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 12:28:52 PM
I'd rather masturbate with rusty fishhooks and Tabasco sauce right now then read this shit.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 12:29:38 PM
popcorn, anyone?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 12:32:43 PM
popcorn, anyone?

I'd like this one more if she didn't think I was a girl and decided it would be cool to give me asshole points all the time.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 12:37:16 PM
popcorn, anyone?

I'd like this one more if she didn't think I was a girl and decided it would be cool to give me asshole points all the time.

i don't still think you're a girl, but you kinda cry like one....-1
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 12:37:49 PM
 :'(

Shut up, I don't either.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 12:38:50 PM
"Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 1 hours. "
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 12:39:33 PM
Eat it, whore.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 12:42:06 PM
there's sure a fuck of a lot of rules here for a forum that claims to have no rules....

there's also a difference between being anti-social and being a miserable fuck...

just sayin;)

The url is loaded-gun not anti-social

I think it should be changed to enough-rope sometimes.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 12:47:21 PM
loser-influx.com would be good.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 15, 2009, 12:52:11 PM
i think it should be called whineylittlebitches.com
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 12:52:43 PM
i think it should be called whineylittlebitches.com

OMG THAT WAS SO TEH FUNNAH!!!! COOL POINTS FOR YOU!!!!!

!!!!!
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 12:56:48 PM
if mary had learnt the lesson about bitching a bit quicker ( i did think my hint was good  ), id say shes baiting you Dmoth.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 15, 2009, 12:59:38 PM
bitching is part of my charm


deal with it
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 12:59:43 PM
Baiting me?  That would imply I could get upset.  Right now all I'm thinking of is corn dogs.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 01:02:18 PM
bitching is part of my charm


deal with it

we dont have to, thats the point, twatsquirt.

Baiting me?  That would imply I could get upset.  Right now all I'm thinking of is corn dogs.

cornhole.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 15, 2009, 01:08:42 PM
*yawn*

i liked twatsquirt though...i'll have to remember that one
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 01:10:46 PM
Shit.....where is mosh and thrash when we need them.....we need someone to post a redtube twatsquirt video stat.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 01:12:32 PM
link 3 or 4 on anal screaming.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 01:20:05 PM
Eat it, whore.
+1
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: taiko on April 15, 2009, 07:01:33 PM
i don't have carpet

hardwood floors, huh?

that's hot.  I didn't expect a hippie chick to shave.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: taiko on April 15, 2009, 07:02:41 PM
what the fuck do you want from me?!
I want you to learn.

Oh, I'm sorry, homeless.

The correct answer was "tits".

"Tits".
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 07:15:59 PM
doh !
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 15, 2009, 09:03:07 PM


hardwood floors, huh?

that's hot.  I didn't expect a hippie chick to shave.


i'm not a fuckin hippie...

I'm from Saskatchewan, I don't think there's many hippies here :-\
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 09:05:59 PM
What would a Redneck know about who is and isnt a hippie.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: FAH-Q on April 15, 2009, 09:19:09 PM
How about them Roughriders?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 15, 2009, 09:27:49 PM
Dudley Do-Right (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAHOquAnAmU#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 09:32:36 PM
What would a Redneck know about who is and isnt a hippie.


i'm from california and i say she's nothing like a hippie.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: treehugger on April 15, 2009, 09:34:48 PM

i'm from california and i say she's nothing like a hippie.

None of us are hippies - which is why Stinkfoot compared us to garbage.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 09:35:16 PM
You going to start that " i'm from ' stuff again ?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: treehugger on April 15, 2009, 09:36:33 PM
You going to start that " i'm from ' stuff again ?

No, just saying we aren't hippies. 

I'm just a hick from Ga.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 15, 2009, 09:38:17 PM
None of us are hippies - which is why Stinkfoot compared us to garbage.

Please PM me a link to this
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 09:39:15 PM
You going to start that " i'm from ' stuff again ?

well hell, california's a great place to be FROM. don't make me smile spam you.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: treehugger on April 15, 2009, 09:40:22 PM
Please PM me a link to this

The thread was closed.....if the post hasn't been deleted I'll send you the link.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 09:40:36 PM
None of us are hippies - which is why Stinkfoot compared us to garbage.

Please PM me a link to this

it's in the "you stayin'" in cell thirteen that ari closed. it was pretty funny. he was in quite the tizzy. *chuckles*
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 15, 2009, 09:41:17 PM
But you were born in FL. All things considered, between you me and Thrash we're one retard long...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: FAH-Q on April 15, 2009, 09:45:31 PM
well hell, california's a great place to be FROM.

For sure. I've always enjoyed California, and I have a shitload of family from there, who are all pretty cool.

But being from California doesn't automatically make you more knowledgable on everything.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 15, 2009, 09:48:26 PM
Quote
If someone was only staying because of RT... well let's just put it this way:

ONE reason I take garbage outside my house- beyond the STENCH it creates is the fact that its presence attracts undesirable vermin that make the house unlivable.

Absolutely charming.

Thrash, I need you. That thing we talked about.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: taiko on April 15, 2009, 10:18:05 PM
hardwood floors, huh?

that's hot.  I didn't expect a hippie chick to shave.


i'm not a fuckin hippie...

I'm from Saskatchewan, I don't think there's many hippies here :-\
stay on topic, chick.
hardwood floors, or what?
:D
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 10:34:48 PM
well hell, california's a great place to be FROM.

For sure. I've always enjoyed California, and I have a shitload of family from there, who are all pretty cool.

But being from California doesn't automatically make you more knowledgable on everything.

except tourists.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: FAH-Q on April 15, 2009, 10:35:37 PM
True. I have no idea what it might be like living in a popular tourist destination.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 10:36:26 PM
~gigglesnort
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 15, 2009, 10:37:40 PM
You like gettin them funbags slapped around don't you, huh? Huh? Say my name bitch... say my name...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 10:38:47 PM
True. I have no idea what it might be like living in a popular tourist destination.

lol.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 10:40:22 PM
~iggy.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 10:40:27 PM
You like gettin them funbags slapped around don't you, huh? Huh? Say my name bitch... say my name...

daddy! daddy!

'kay, i'm done channeling SoCal's worst offering to the world.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 10:41:28 PM
Heres an idea, why dont you figure out you can put more than one quote into a post.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: treehugger on April 15, 2009, 10:45:37 PM
Heres an idea, why dont you figure out you can put more than one quote into a post.

not my thing. takes too long. i have te attention span of a gnat and long rambling posts make my head hurt.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 10:46:44 PM
ouch.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 15, 2009, 10:47:29 PM
See why she's my favorite?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: treehugger on April 15, 2009, 10:48:46 PM
ouch.

What?  Ya'll told me to read and learn first.   ::) 
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 10:49:04 PM
don't get me mad. i'll stop quote entirely and then you'll realy get annoyed.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 10:49:16 PM
See why she's my favorite?

I figured that out from the pic, I'm not blind.

ouch.

What?  Ya'll told me to read and learn first.   ::) 

s m i l e s   a r ....fuck it.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 15, 2009, 10:50:43 PM
Dude, you can BUY tits, though usually not great ones.

Attitude has be be nurtured.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: treehugger on April 15, 2009, 10:52:28 PM
s m i l e s   a r ....fuck it.

Yeah I had to add it just to be annoying.   I wouldn't be me otherwise.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: taiko on April 15, 2009, 11:23:47 PM
Heres an idea, why dont you figure out you can put more than one quote into a post.

not my thing. takes too long. i have te attention span of a gnat and long rambling posts make my head hurt.

I like you because you reference things.
How do you feel about Library Sciences?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 16, 2009, 12:52:56 AM
She feels like you're some computer nerd from texas trying to feel her up over the Internet, that's how.

Yes, I capitalized Internet and not texas. That was on purpose.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: 13chemicals on April 16, 2009, 01:16:41 AM


I'm from Saskatchewan

What does that even mean???????????????????
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 16, 2009, 01:25:38 AM


I'm from Saskatchewan

ummm..... shes from umm Saskatchewan .  ?

~blink

Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: mosh on April 16, 2009, 05:26:29 AM
She feels like you're some computer nerd from texas trying to feel her up over the Internet, that's how.

Yes, I capitalized Internet and not texas. That was on purpose.

But he is.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: taiko on April 16, 2009, 08:56:25 AM
She feels like you're some computer nerd from texas

How do you feel facts?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: mosh on April 16, 2009, 08:58:29 AM
You just do, man... remember these are hippies...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 16, 2009, 09:41:58 AM
the manson family were hippies...just sayin.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 16, 2009, 10:07:04 AM
that's true...i dont know fuck all about hippies, and I'm okay with that.....

yes, hardwood floors...

RT is back open?!

homeless joe is now on hf?!!
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 16, 2009, 10:08:09 AM
now way! is he really?

*runs to look*
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 16, 2009, 10:10:51 AM
lol, i even made him a welcome thread 8)
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 16, 2009, 10:11:24 AM
i saw it.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 16, 2009, 10:13:55 AM
How about them Roughriders?


they're a bunch of dick eating homo's....

don't expect to see another win for at least 20 years ::)
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 16, 2009, 10:38:42 AM
What is this RT and HF and where are they located?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 16, 2009, 10:44:12 AM
random thoughts @ hipforums
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 16, 2009, 07:26:24 PM
Well, I gave it a go. Check my posts, honest i tried. Stoping to explain to the victim where the insult and or joke is hurts my head.

I need a hug.


http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/member.php?u=150635 (http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/member.php?u=150635)   <- you may have to reg to see it ~shrug.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: treehugger on April 16, 2009, 09:33:34 PM
Well, I gave it a go. Check my posts, honest i tried. Stoping to explain to the victim where the insult and or joke is hurts my head.

I need a hug.


http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/member.php?u=150635 (http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/member.php?u=150635)   <- you may have to reg to see it ~shrug.


hahahahahaha now you know why they called me The Chainsaw.  You have to use smileys when you are joking or they don't get it.....as to why we use them so much.  Habits are hard to break.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 16, 2009, 09:36:09 PM
Okay, i have now type bascily the same thing on two different threads. My fault totally.

habbits ? we got you sorta out in good time. then again, you wanted to be fixed and self medicated.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: treehugger on April 16, 2009, 09:39:11 PM
No I still type them in and have to delete them before I post.  Besides the smileys here are gay.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 16, 2009, 09:40:51 PM
I'm going to cyber marry you one day.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: treehugger on April 16, 2009, 09:41:28 PM
Get in line.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 16, 2009, 09:47:20 PM
Fuck that. I'd rather... no, i wont type that.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: treehugger on April 16, 2009, 09:48:14 PM
Fuck that. I'd rather... no, i wont type that.

Coward


Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 16, 2009, 09:51:23 PM
Fuck that. I'd rather... no, i wont type that.
Coward
I prefer shrewd.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: underclass on April 17, 2009, 03:07:07 AM
I made a RT account but I couldn't figure out where to post within 5 seconds so I didn't
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 17, 2009, 05:21:58 AM
I made a RT account but I couldn't figure out where to post within 5 seconds so I didn't
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: mosh on April 17, 2009, 05:33:58 AM
I took one look at that place and decided no good could come form me joining.

Maybe a lot of very very bad, but no good.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 17, 2009, 07:31:18 AM
It's ok we're going to pull an invasion soon anyway...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 17, 2009, 07:37:39 AM
I took one look at that place and decided no good could come form me joining.

Maybe a lot of very very bad, but no good.

You mean on that abomination of a forum that looks like an epileptic rainbow puked all over it?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: mosh on April 17, 2009, 07:52:02 AM
It's ok we're going to pull an invasion soon anyway...

Here?

Why would you bother?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 17, 2009, 07:56:05 AM
Oh bother

/Pooh
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 17, 2009, 08:15:44 AM
Willful destruction?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: taiko on April 17, 2009, 09:30:44 PM
I made a RT account but I couldn't figure out where to post within 5 seconds so I didn't

I made one too!  I'm impersonating a member of the Supreme Court!
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 17, 2009, 09:36:55 PM
I just found out you can't delete accounts, so that explains the huge "members" number they have.

So, i went thru and edited myself out, post by post by post. I kept a few ones that I liked though.

The site seems to be running the exact same backend as when I went there last, and that was 01-02, somewhere around then. I think.

Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: daisymae on April 17, 2009, 09:38:38 PM
You're no fun, Joe. You could always just have logged out and forgotten your password...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 17, 2009, 09:41:23 PM
No, theres one thread I will post on. I stay for it now.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 17, 2009, 09:50:46 PM
No, theres one thread I will post on. I stay for it now.

"i regret opening up to people"?!
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 17, 2009, 09:52:43 PM
and that was necessary..... ( wouldnt you just figure it out over time...fuck.)
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 17, 2009, 09:54:21 PM
and that was necessary..... ( wouldnt you just figure it out over time...fuck.)


sorry,

i didnt have the opportunity to fuck up your day earlier...


you were a priority and i assure you i got to it as fast as i could.

again i apologize for the delay,

enjoy.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: treehugger on April 17, 2009, 09:55:11 PM
Well at least my emo thread was useful for something other than annoying hippies sending me good vibes through pm's.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 17, 2009, 09:57:00 PM
and that was necessary..... ( wouldnt you just figure it out over time...fuck.)


sorry,

i didnt have the opportunity to fuck up your day earlier...


you were a priority and i assure you i got to it as fast as i could.

again i apologize for the delay,

enjoy.

You really think every post is a quip/insult dont you ?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: treehugger on April 17, 2009, 09:59:35 PM
You really think every post is a quip/insult dont you ?

Zoomie invited the assholes here.  We like to annoy to get a reaction.  *shrug*  It's what we do.  You guys just don't cry.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: tricky on April 17, 2009, 10:03:20 PM
Fuck you people, someone please delete this thread and ban all these assholes.

I mean, I love you guys.

:D
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 17, 2009, 10:06:58 PM


You really think every post is a quip/insult dont you ?



so, not only are you a forum professional/law maker but you're also a psychology major and psychic?
where DO you find the time?!
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: mosh on April 17, 2009, 10:27:38 PM
Well at least my emo thread was useful for something other than annoying hippies sending me good vibes through pms.

How do you get good vibes from PMS?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: mosh on April 17, 2009, 10:28:37 PM
You really think every post is a quip/insult dont you ?

Zoomie invited the assholes here.  We like to annoy to get a reaction.  *shrug*  It's what we do.  You guys just don't cry.

No, we have had many many years of practice in annoyance.

Now, back to the important stuff, your rack... (asshole point coming up)...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: treehugger on April 17, 2009, 10:29:38 PM

How do you get good vibes from PMS?

....nm
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: treehugger on April 17, 2009, 10:31:43 PM

No, we have had many many years of practice in annoyance.

Now, back to your boobs... (asshole point coming up)...

So I've been warned.

Are making my back hurt worse tonight.  Haha no I wasn't really giving asshole points for that. 
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: mosh on April 17, 2009, 10:34:38 PM
Damn.

On both counts.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: treehugger on April 17, 2009, 10:36:10 PM
Damn.

On both counts.

I'm crazy and I'm a bitch....but I'm not that crazy.  Asshole point for you.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: mosh on April 17, 2009, 10:40:54 PM
WOOT!
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: taiko on April 17, 2009, 11:19:09 PM
and that was necessary..... ( wouldnt you just figure it out over time...fuck.)

sorry,

i didnt have the opportunity to fuck up your day earlier...

you were a priority and i assure you i got to it as fast as i could.

again i apologize for the delay,

this is the reason you're my second favorite!  haha!

i mean, LOL!
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: ttfg on April 17, 2009, 11:21:11 PM
.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Tru on April 18, 2009, 04:12:28 AM
Quote
The Lowest Part is Free - Archers of Loaf


Umm sucks. never mind.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 18, 2009, 10:49:37 AM
and that was necessary..... ( wouldnt you just figure it out over time...fuck.)


sorry,

i didnt have the opportunity to fuck up your day earlier...


you were a priority and i assure you i got to it as fast as i could.

again i apologize for the delay,

enjoy.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: mosh on April 18, 2009, 10:50:39 AM
que?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 18, 2009, 11:01:18 AM
quoted something i agree with without adding a note that i really really liked it and it made me laugh since that would make pople be mean to me.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: maryJ on April 18, 2009, 11:07:59 AM
quoted something i agree with without adding a note that i really really liked it and it made me laugh since that would make pople be mean to me.


I think insulting me is the LG way of complimenting....

just like asshole points are good and cool points are bad

this place is insane
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 18, 2009, 11:09:27 AM
a few of them are overly sensitive and not quite clear on it and really want to be taken seriously at random moments and get mad if you don't. it's interesting.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 18, 2009, 11:12:08 AM

I think insulting me is the LG way of complimenting....

just like asshole points are good and cool points are bad

this place is insane

Someone has been taking notes :)

Everything here is backwards.  You are correct for the most part, excluding homeless joe and Zoomie.....when they insult you they really are thinking about killing you.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: kc on April 18, 2009, 11:15:59 AM

I think insulting me is the LG way of complimenting....

just like asshole points are good and cool points are bad

this place is insane

Someone has been taking notes :)

Everything here is backwards.  You are correct for the most part, excluding homeless joe and Zoomie.....when they insult you they really are thinking about killing you.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: taiko on April 18, 2009, 01:11:08 PM
I think insulting me is the LG way of complimenting....

just like asshole points are good and cool points are bad

this place is insane

Up is down, right is left, dogs and cats living together...  INSANE.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: daisymae on April 18, 2009, 04:20:49 PM
I think I'm too sensitive for this place, but I'm hanging around anyway.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: taiko on April 18, 2009, 04:42:09 PM
I think I'm too sensitive for this place, but I'm hanging around anyway.
I'll be behaving from now on.  Mama Psycho told me to be nice to you all.  :P
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: treehugger on April 18, 2009, 04:59:14 PM
I think I'm too sensitive for this place, but I'm hanging around anyway.

I'm not, but I was told to play nice so I will.  That or just be a lurker.   
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: FAH-Q on April 18, 2009, 05:19:24 PM
I think I'm too sensitive for this place, but I'm hanging around anyway.

d00d 4:20!!@!!!@!!!
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: daisymae on April 18, 2009, 06:51:22 PM
I think I'm too sensitive for this place, but I'm hanging around anyway.

d00d 4:20!!@!!!@!!!

OMFG u r rite !!!111!
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 18, 2009, 06:55:51 PM
I think I'm too sensitive for this place, but I'm hanging around anyway.
I'll be behaving from now on.  Mama Psycho told me to be nice to you all.  :P

What sway does she hold over you?  Free breast milk?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: mosh on April 18, 2009, 10:33:37 PM
just like asshole points are good and cool points are bad

this place is insane

No, cool points are good too. See, its like kindergarten, where nobody loses.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: mosh on April 18, 2009, 10:36:27 PM
I think I'm too sensitive for this place, but I'm hanging around anyway.

In a tickelish kind of way?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: daisymae on April 19, 2009, 08:23:40 AM
I think I'm too sensitive for this place, but I'm hanging around anyway.

In a tickelish kind of way?

I'm afraid people still have feelings, but I've heard that's just an urban legend.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 08:29:41 AM
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: taiko on April 19, 2009, 10:06:22 AM
They hunt me for my blubber...

awwww.

Empscum, and Zigfat.
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 19, 2009, 10:13:01 AM
They are our two most prized natural resources...
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: mosh on April 19, 2009, 11:11:27 AM
What about krsna's highly addictive ejaculate? Is that not a prized natural resource?
Title: Re: RT roll call...can I get an Amen?
Post by: Zoomie on April 19, 2009, 11:14:50 AM
Heroin is for losers.

And yet...

Virginia is for lovers.

It's all so confusing.