*shakes head*

Well, it's true.

Gimme your fucking drugs before I'm forced to fly down under and mug you.

Gimme your fucking drugs before I'm forced to fly down under and mug rape you.

Fixed ...

Gimme your fucking drugs before I'm forced to fly down under and mug rape you.

Fixed ...

I mean, if he really wanted me to....

Wait, then it wouldn't be rape.

I mean, if he really didn't want me to...

Why didn't it put the slash through "mug"?

Cause he don't dont want to offened somebody who has the real shit.

eitje... did you read your PM's?

I did, and it made me very sad.  But we'll work it out; nothing's impossible, when love is involved.

But hang on, I need to post more mean things to people I don't know.

If youre on Skype some time this week, we'll have a conversation...  I'm still looking forward to Austin in a big big way!

I hope you enjoyed posting mean things at people you dont know.

the screaming anal thread sealed my decision to stay here


and after reading this thread, and seeing this

welcome

It's like walking into a preschool. Kids screaming and running up and down the halls, their fat little faces twitching and grimacing - trying to express everything they don't even have the words for yet. Drugmoth is wondering around with a glazed look of wonderment pasted all across his visage as his fingers reach for that which he cannot have. Ho-jo is puking in the corner and Eitje is trying to keep everyone calm and organize them into playgroups. Thrash is shaking his head and Zoomie is just laughing his ass off.

And I would be where in this metaphor? I would like to be the girl on the playground kicking all the boys in the nuts but I'd probably be the girl in the corner, showing off my underwear for quarters.

Trust me, I didn't mean you. If you were acting particularly bitchy I wouldn't point it out. I don't have THAT much of a death wish...

lol. i can take a spanking.

Can you give one? I feel really needy this morning...

And I would be where in this metaphor? I would like to be the girl on the playground kicking all the boys in the nuts but I'd probably be the girl in the corner, showing off my underwear for quarters.

It's have to be more than your underwear... you do that for free.

Ahola!

Can you give one? I feel really needy this morning...

i can. i got the pics to prove it.

So, I've found you guys!

I feel like a child who was left behind at grandmas when their parents devorced.

I'm whole again.... that's what matters. haha  I gotta let TCF in on it, if he doesn't know already.  

Can you give one? I feel really needy this morning...

i can. i got the pics to prove it.

Ooooo hurt me mommy, hurt me!

Sorry...

No mommy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Freaks, it's too early for that shit. 

Nuh uh...

So, I've found you guys!

I feel like a child who was left behind at grandmas when their parents devorced.

I'm whole again.... that's what matters. haha  I gotta let TCF in on it, if he doesn't know already.  

careful, they only like their own jokes and are really touchy about being australian.

weren't you getting ansty about being from Idaho?

ew. idaho....THAT'S JUST FUCKING WRONG. wtf?

No, she's from California... you know, the centre of all knowledge about being British...

 

i did stay at a holiday inn express last night.

Ugh...I am about to be sick from the glass breaking bleeding rectum yuuuuuck

No clickee linkee. Especially thrashee and moshee.

im here


im here


im here!!!


 

Hey!! That one's not mine.

Blame bagman.

No clickee linkee. Especially thrashee and moshee.

I will keep that in mind