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Title: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: The Geek on April 15, 2009, 10:26:14 AM: and the aftermath is hitting the boards. No more hilarious retelling of failed sexual attempts, no more boasting about his mediocre cock, or the fact that he cant nut in a mildly attractive woman.
No more jew beard, stock advice or reminders that he has creepily stalked us since 1999.

Jesus, guys. This place just got really boring.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: underclass on April 15, 2009, 10:28:30 AM: don't worry, he arrives here on Saturday. I'm taking him to maid cafe's and whale eateries and all will be recorded in HD! I'll send it straight to your vagina!
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: The Geek on April 15, 2009, 10:29:08 AM: not in my vagina, please. That's a place he'll never be. But to my eyes, sure!
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: tricky on April 15, 2009, 10:29:40 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 15, 2009, 10:28:30 AM
don't worry, he arrives here on Saturday. I'm taking him to maid cafe's and whale eateries and all will be recorded in HD! I'll send it straight to your vagina!

I tried to convince him via text that he was being a whiney bitch, maybe you can do better at convincing then I can.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 10:29:49 AM: i got mosh dry humping my leg all over the forum. that aughtta keep you mildly amused for a few minutes.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: underclass on April 15, 2009, 10:31:06 AM: Quote from: tricky on April 15, 2009, 10:29:40 AM
Quote from: underclass on April 15, 2009, 10:28:30 AM
don't worry, he arrives here on Saturday. I'm taking him to maid cafe's and whale eateries and all will be recorded in HD! I'll send it straight to your vagina!

I tried to convince him via text that he was being a whiney bitch, maybe you can do better at convincing then I can.

If anyone can wean someone off the emo, it's me
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: tricky on April 15, 2009, 10:31:28 AM: It's just not the same without bagman... :'(

I think I should convince him to send his dildo to me, hijinx would ensue!
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 10:33:33 AM: *Lifts Brook onto his lap and strokes her hair*

Shh shh shh......it's ok....
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: taiko on April 15, 2009, 10:35:15 AM: Quote from: kc on April 15, 2009, 10:29:49 AM
i got mosh dry humping my leg all over the forum. that aughtta keep you mildly amused for a few minutes.

Okay, so, don't get mad.
This is another situation where you're shooting your mouth off without understanding the circumstances.
I've done the research for you, so please, read the following novellas written by bagman to get a frame of reference.

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=31.0 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=31.0)
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=148.0 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=148.0)
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=190.0 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=190.0)
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=246.0 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=246.0)
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=271.0 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=271.0)

Kyle, this is my tribute to you.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: underclass on April 15, 2009, 10:36:39 AM: Quote from: tricky on April 15, 2009, 10:31:28 AM
It's just not the same without bagman... :'(

I think I should convince him to send his dildo to me, hijinx would ensue!

lucas is our historian

he is the only one who can remember what happened more than 8 minutes ago
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 10:37:53 AM: Wow, good job at linking to the Baggy sagas. I'm too lazy to do that.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: taiko on April 15, 2009, 10:39:16 AM: Quote from: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 10:37:53 AM
Wow, good job at linking to the Baggy sagas. I'm too lazy to do that.
Well, I've grudgingly accepted KC.

So, I'm willing to help her out, but I'm still going to be a dick about it.

:-*
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 10:40:09 AM: Yeah she's cool I guess.

I mean....FUCK YOU CUNT GTFO.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: taiko on April 15, 2009, 10:41:21 AM: Quote from: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 10:40:09 AM
Yeah she's cool I guess.

I mean....FUCK YOU CUNT GTFO.

Tricky's already playing this game, Dylan.
You need to get your own.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 10:44:03 AM: Hmmm.....true.

I got a game. Two truths and a lie (I saw the cunts on For The Love Of Ray J playing it).

Gin and tonic is my favorite mixed drink
A 16yo girl and a prostitute 69'd on my bed
I've eaten an Adderall that's fallen in poopy toilet water
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: underclass on April 15, 2009, 10:47:14 AM: wow - poop water and gin eh
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 10:48:06 AM: One of those statements is a lie, sir.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: underclass on April 15, 2009, 10:48:33 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 15, 2009, 10:47:14 AM
wow - poop water and gin eh
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 11:39:19 AM: oooooh. sorry, i wandered off after posting and didn't read. seemed lik one of those insider things. which, it was, but i didn't notice the handy dandy links.

is that guy for real?
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: taiko on April 15, 2009, 11:41:07 AM: Quote from: kc on April 15, 2009, 11:39:19 AM
is that guy for real?

If he ever comes back, you'll have to judge for yourself.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 11:52:16 AM: noooooo.

eitje. wake up, shes a chatter, not too annoying or anything. but nothing to invest in just yet.

Quote
shit's too long. i'm not reading it. he's a moron who loves his cock. got it.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 12:22:00 PM: Quote from: kc on April 15, 2009, 11:39:19 AM
oooooh. sorry, i wandered off after posting and didn't read. seemed lik one of those insider things. which, it was, but i didn't notice the handy dandy links.

is that guy for real?

Unfortunately.

---

And is it THAT obvious which one is a lie? Hah.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 12:24:02 PM: fuck this. she DIDNT read it. she poted that she didnt read it.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 12:26:37 PM: I don't blame her, I fucking hate Baggy's long winded posts.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 12:30:14 PM: but you are giving her the idea that she knows what is going down.

i mean come on.

would anybody here reduce bags to " a guy who loves his cock".

i never even condisered something like that.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 12:33:14 PM: Bwa ha ha ha, who DOESN'T?!
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 01:26:40 PM: Quote from: homeless-joe on April 15, 2009, 12:30:14 PM
but you are giving her the idea that she knows what is going down.

i mean come on.

would anybody here reduce bags to " a guy who loves his cock".

i never even condisered something like that.

i ain't gittin' involved in epic shit like that. nooB, 'member? it's like showing up at the gang bang after she's douched and showerd.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 01:29:14 PM: Then dont say you " get it ".
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 01:34:17 PM: *shakes finger and grumpy pants* i'll say it again, i got it ...as much as i need to.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 01:39:57 PM: No little girl, you do not have it.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 01:42:18 PM: i like it when you call me little girl. sounds dirty.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Zoomie on April 15, 2009, 03:45:18 PM: Quote from: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 10:44:03 AM
Hmmm.....true.

I got a game. Two truths and a lie (I saw the cunts on For The Love Of Ray J playing it).

Gin and tonic is my favorite mixed drink
A 16yo girl and a prostitute 69'd on my bed
I've eaten an Adderall that's fallen in poopy toilet water

Gin and Tonic is the lie. I've heard the other two stories before. My memory, though as Luke will tell you is occasionally selective, lasts longer than 8 minutes.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 03:47:25 PM: My favorite drink is either a White Russian or Surfer on Acid.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Zoomie on April 15, 2009, 03:49:01 PM: What did I win? And if you say a frozen corndog your life will become far too much like the last chapter of a Stephen King novel for even a home boy like you.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 03:49:20 PM: MMMMM. i like white russians, too. but all i have is beer. lots and lots of beer.

i think i'll get drunk with my neighbor tonight and see if i can pull her further to the darkside...
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 03:50:06 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on April 15, 2009, 03:49:01 PM
What did I win? And if you say a frozen corndog your life will become far too much like the last chapter of a Stephen King novel for even a home boy like you.

A fresh warm corn dog is your prize, Zoomsters.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: ttfg on April 15, 2009, 03:51:02 PM: Quote from: kc on April 15, 2009, 03:49:20 PM
MMMMM. i like white russians, too. but all i have is beer. lots and lots of beer.

i think i'll get drunk with my neighbor tonight and see if i can pull her further to the darkside...

Jut bend over and let that guy reach out and drag her into your rectum.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 03:55:12 PM: You make scary scenarios, hojo.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 03:57:27 PM: *nods*
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: FAH-Q on April 15, 2009, 04:32:45 PM: Quote from: kc on April 15, 2009, 01:26:40 PM
i ain't gittin' involved in epic shit like that. nooB, 'member? it's like showing up at the gang bang after she's douched and showerd.

I feel the complete opposite way. Whenever I've joined a new board, I like to read as much of what's been posted as I can, then make assumptions about various posters that end up being way off.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Zoomie on April 15, 2009, 04:35:17 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on April 15, 2009, 04:32:45 PM

I feel the complete opposite way. Whenever I've joined a new board, I like to read as much of what's been posted as I can, then make assumptions about various posters that end up being way off.

Strummin' my pain with his finger
Tellin' my life with his word
Killing me softly with his song, killing me softly...
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: mosh on April 15, 2009, 05:58:20 PM: Quote from: kc on April 15, 2009, 10:29:49 AM
i got mosh dry humping my leg all over the forum. that aughtta keep you mildly amused for a few minutes.

I did what now?

Well, if I gotta dry hump a leg, it may as well be yours. Just dont complain when I leave DNA samples on your shoes.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: kc on April 15, 2009, 06:27:58 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on April 15, 2009, 04:32:45 PM
Quote from: kc on April 15, 2009, 01:26:40 PM
i ain't gittin' involved in epic shit like that. nooB, 'member? it's like showing up at the gang bang after she's douched and showerd.

I feel the complete opposite way. Whenever I've joined a new board, I like to read as much of what's been posted as I can, then make assumptions about various posters that end up being way off.

not my thing. takes too long. i have te attention span of a gnat and long rambling posts make my head hurt.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 07:46:34 PM: LITTLE girl?
Do I have to link pics again?

Quote from: Drugmoth on April 15, 2009, 10:44:03 AM
Hmmm.....true.

I got a game. Two truths and a lie (I saw the cunts on For The Love Of Ray J playing it).

Gin and tonic is my favorite mixed drink
A 16yo girl and a prostitute 69'd on my bed
I've eaten an Adderall that's fallen in poopy toilet water

Gin and Tonic is the lie ...
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: pepper on April 18, 2009, 08:03:39 PM: hey so I must have tuned out for a minute, you guys need to catch me up.
when you say that bagman left, we are saying that he left for Japan, right?
or did he throw some big fit that I missed and forswear the boards?
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: ttfg on April 18, 2009, 08:08:23 PM: http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?action=profile;u=7;sa=showPosts (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?action=profile;u=7;sa=showPosts)
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: pepper on April 18, 2009, 08:15:06 PM: Hmm. That appears to have been quite abrupt.
I doubt it will last.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: ttfg on April 18, 2009, 08:18:02 PM: Virginity.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: mosh on April 18, 2009, 10:19:25 PM: hahahaha

he'll be back in 28 years.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Doormouse on April 19, 2009, 05:10:23 AM: Yeah I'm sure he'll be back. First of all, everyone comes back. Second of all, who else but us would hang on his every self-indulgent crypto-pornographic novella? Third of all, he's maintained a separate dossier on every member of the original A-S on his hard drive since the mid-90s. That's not the sort of thing that is given up lightly. Fourthly, his outrage and sudden disappearance were supposedly directed at the influx of new people (all potential members of the audience for his puerile fantasies). Unlikely if you ask me.

I bet this is a stunt. He's heading off to Japan for some R&R, has some shit to do before then and wants to call us all emo fags when he gets back and sees how much ink we've spilled on his account. I do think it was pretty funny though. Definitely came from left field.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: mosh on April 19, 2009, 06:25:56 AM: [8:17:56 PM] sonofmosh: hahaha... cool... say much about his outbusrt on the Gun?
[8:18:35 PM] Nick: yeah, he'd gone out to a concert, been rejected by some girl and was drunk and tired. Then there's a bunch of new people. We haven't really talked about the Gun much
[8:18:45 PM] Nick: I think he approves of Japanese girls
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: underclass on April 19, 2009, 06:32:26 AM: Quote
Nick: I think he approves of Japanese girls

That was understated for those of you at home
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 07:09:06 AM: I agree.....besides, most of the new people who signed up aren't even posting. He'll be back in full swing after he gets over his fucked up shit with "J"(o), anyways.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: ttfg on June 18, 2009, 04:54:44 PM: Quote from: The Geek on April 15, 2009, 10:26:14 AM
and the aftermath is hitting the boards. No more hilarious retelling of failed sexual attempts, no more boasting about his mediocre cock, or the fact that he cant nut in a mildly attractive woman.
No more jew beard, stock advice or reminders that he has creepily stalked us since 1999.

Jesus, guys. This place just got really boring.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Nitya on June 18, 2009, 05:07:56 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on April 15, 2009, 04:32:45 PM
I feel the complete opposite way. Whenever I've joined a new board, I like to read as much of what's been posted as I can, then make assumptions about various posters that end up being way off.

I do this.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Zoomie on June 18, 2009, 05:08:18 PM: Yeah all my hipster pals except Jai have run off. She's def a keeper though.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: ttfg on June 18, 2009, 05:11:26 PM: (http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/3093/user104846pic2788112431.jpg)
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: 13chemicals on June 18, 2009, 05:13:05 PM: Tricky and Luke have made a pact to not post on LG anymore. Oh well, two more casualties to the real world.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Nitya on June 18, 2009, 05:14:59 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on June 18, 2009, 05:08:18 PM
Yeah all my hipster pals except Jai have run off. She's def a keeper though.
Why thank you.

But they're not posting in RT either, so I would assume they'll come back.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: ttfg on June 18, 2009, 05:17:22 PM: I heard that kc's comp is dead...and the others are around RT ? Ive seen them. So suck it up jailbait, you on your own now.

Quote from: 13chemicals on June 18, 2009, 05:13:05 PM
Tricky and Luke have made a pact to not post on LG anymore. Oh well, two more casualties to the real world.

That's it....

IM LEAVING!
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Zoomie on June 18, 2009, 05:34:45 PM: I'm going to cry all night over this...
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: ttfg on June 18, 2009, 05:38:46 PM: I post about how much that pleases me; if I were here.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Drugmoth on June 18, 2009, 05:45:03 PM: Quote from: 13chemicals on June 18, 2009, 05:13:05 PM
Tricky and Luke have made a pact to not post on LG anymore. Oh well, two more casualties to the real world.

I'm really close to following their steps...
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: 13chemicals on June 18, 2009, 05:53:36 PM: Meh, it happens.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Drugmoth on June 18, 2009, 05:54:11 PM: Shut up whore, you want me.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Thrash on June 18, 2009, 06:21:23 PM: Quote from: Drugmoth on June 18, 2009, 05:45:03 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on June 18, 2009, 05:13:05 PM
Tricky and Luke have made a pact to not post on LG anymore. Oh well, two more casualties to the real world.

I'm really close to following their steps...

I made a pact with them not to post, thanks for joining the bandwagon, HJ ...
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: ttfg on June 18, 2009, 06:25:37 PM: np. Now we just have to turn joy.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Thrash on June 18, 2009, 06:32:12 PM: Oh, I'll turn joy ...
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: ttfg on June 18, 2009, 06:38:21 PM: tbh, I thought you already had.

I dont expect to see any posts about you two having fucked.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Joygasm on June 19, 2009, 12:59:46 PM: Don't expect it then.. that way when it happens it will be a surprise!
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: 13chemicals on June 19, 2009, 05:18:20 PM: I hate surprises.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: ttfg on June 19, 2009, 11:23:00 PM: Quote from: Joygasm on June 19, 2009, 12:59:46 PM
Don't expect it then.. that way when it happens it will be a surprise!
Quote from: homeless-joe on June 18, 2009, 06:38:21 PM
I dont expect to see any posts about you two having fucked.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Thrash on June 20, 2009, 03:02:19 PM: *shrugs*
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: underclass on June 23, 2009, 07:45:18 PM: Quote from: Drugmoth on June 18, 2009, 05:45:03 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on June 18, 2009, 05:13:05 PM
Tricky and Luke have made a pact to not post on LG anymore. Oh well, two more casualties to the real world.

I'm really close to following their steps...

I wonder if they're still planning on coming to Tokyo. If not, then it's the same amount of booze divided by fewer people = Party
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: FAH-Q on June 23, 2009, 07:50:12 PM: Weren't tickets bought and shit?
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: underclass on June 23, 2009, 08:07:06 PM: yeah, but since then Lucas has left to form his own band, Brook is AWOL & Thrash is avoiding questions about the trip.

I have a feeling it's going to wind up as Ian and myself boozing up as usual, Sasha will show and be broke after finding that Tokyo hipsters spend $100 on drinks per night to act the part.

If Brook shows up, there Kyle will also be. Humping her clothed pant.
Title: Re: It's been one day since bagman left
Post by: Zoomie on June 23, 2009, 08:25:13 PM: Should any of that actually take place, and I can't stress this enough, CARRY THE FOOKIN CAMCORDER AT ALL TIMES.