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you know, bagman being the joke, even before he showed up, isnt that hard to believe.


It's been one day since bagman left(Read 12960 times)
It's been one day since bagman left on: April 15, 2009, 10:26:14 AM
and the aftermath is hitting the boards. No more hilarious retelling of failed sexual attempts, no more boasting about his mediocre cock, or the fact that he cant nut in a mildly attractive woman.
No more jew beard, stock advice or reminders that he has creepily stalked us since 1999.

Jesus, guys. This place just got really boring.



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #1 on: April 15, 2009, 10:28:30 AM
don't worry, he arrives here on Saturday. I'm taking him to maid cafe's and whale eateries and all will be recorded in HD! I'll send it straight to your vagina!
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #2 on: April 15, 2009, 10:29:08 AM
not in my vagina, please. That's a place he'll never be. But to my eyes, sure!



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #3 on: April 15, 2009, 10:29:40 AM
don't worry, he arrives here on Saturday. I'm taking him to maid cafe's and whale eateries and all will be recorded in HD! I'll send it straight to your vagina!

I tried to convince him via text that he was being a whiney bitch, maybe you can do better at convincing then I can.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #4 on: April 15, 2009, 10:29:49 AM
i got mosh dry humping my leg all over the forum. that aughtta keep you mildly amused for a few minutes.



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #5 on: April 15, 2009, 10:31:06 AM
don't worry, he arrives here on Saturday. I'm taking him to maid cafe's and whale eateries and all will be recorded in HD! I'll send it straight to your vagina!

I tried to convince him via text that he was being a whiney bitch, maybe you can do better at convincing then I can.

If anyone can wean someone off the emo, it's me
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #6 on: April 15, 2009, 10:31:28 AM
It's just not the same without bagman...  :'(

I think I should convince him to send his dildo to me, hijinx would ensue!
« Last Edit: April 15, 2009, 10:31:52 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #7 on: April 15, 2009, 10:33:33 AM
*Lifts Brook onto his lap and strokes her hair*

Shh shh shh......it's ok....
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #8 on: April 15, 2009, 10:35:15 AM
i got mosh dry humping my leg all over the forum. that aughtta keep you mildly amused for a few minutes.

Okay, so, don't get mad.
This is another situation where you're shooting your mouth off without understanding the circumstances.
I've done the research for you, so please, read the following novellas written by bagman to get a frame of reference.

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=31.0
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=148.0
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=190.0
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=246.0
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=271.0

Kyle, this is my tribute to you.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #9 on: April 15, 2009, 10:36:39 AM
It's just not the same without bagman...  :'(

I think I should convince him to send his dildo to me, hijinx would ensue!

lucas is our historian

he is the only one who can remember what happened more than 8 minutes ago
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #10 on: April 15, 2009, 10:37:53 AM
Wow, good job at linking to the Baggy sagas.  I'm too lazy to do that.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #11 on: April 15, 2009, 10:39:16 AM
Wow, good job at linking to the Baggy sagas.  I'm too lazy to do that.
Well, I've grudgingly accepted KC.

So, I'm willing to help her out, but I'm still going to be a dick about it.

:-*
« Last Edit: April 15, 2009, 10:39:31 AM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #12 on: April 15, 2009, 10:40:09 AM
Yeah she's cool I guess. 

I mean....FUCK YOU CUNT GTFO.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #13 on: April 15, 2009, 10:41:21 AM
Yeah she's cool I guess. 

I mean....FUCK YOU CUNT GTFO.

Tricky's already playing this game, Dylan.
You need to get your own.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #14 on: April 15, 2009, 10:44:03 AM
Hmmm.....true.

I got a game.  Two truths and a lie (I saw the cunts on For The Love Of Ray J playing it).

Gin and tonic is my favorite mixed drink
A 16yo girl and a prostitute 69'd on my bed
I've eaten an Adderall that's fallen in poopy toilet water
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #15 on: April 15, 2009, 10:47:14 AM
wow - poop water and gin eh
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #16 on: April 15, 2009, 10:48:06 AM
One of those statements is a lie, sir.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #17 on: April 15, 2009, 10:48:33 AM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #18 on: April 15, 2009, 11:39:19 AM
oooooh. sorry, i wandered off after posting and didn't read. seemed lik one of those insider things. which, it was, but i didn't notice the handy dandy links.

is that guy for real?



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #19 on: April 15, 2009, 11:41:07 AM
is that guy for real?

If he ever comes back, you'll have to judge for yourself.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #20 on: April 15, 2009, 11:52:16 AM
noooooo.

eitje. wake up, shes a chatter, not too annoying or anything. but nothing to invest in just yet.

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shit's too long. i'm not reading it. he's a moron who loves his cock. got it.
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Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #21 on: April 15, 2009, 12:22:00 PM
oooooh. sorry, i wandered off after posting and didn't read. seemed lik one of those insider things. which, it was, but i didn't notice the handy dandy links.

is that guy for real?

Unfortunately.

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And is it THAT obvious which one is a lie? Hah.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #22 on: April 15, 2009, 12:24:02 PM
fuck this. she DIDNT read it. she poted that she didnt read it.
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Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #23 on: April 15, 2009, 12:26:37 PM
I don't blame her, I fucking hate Baggy's long winded posts.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #24 on: April 15, 2009, 12:30:14 PM
but you are giving her the idea that she knows what is going down.

i mean come on.

would anybody here reduce bags to " a guy who loves his cock".

i never even condisered something like that.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #25 on: April 15, 2009, 12:33:14 PM
Bwa ha ha ha, who DOESN'T?!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #26 on: April 15, 2009, 01:26:40 PM
but you are giving her the idea that she knows what is going down.

i mean come on.

would anybody here reduce bags to " a guy who loves his cock".

i never even condisered something like that.

i ain't gittin' involved in epic shit like that. nooB, 'member? it's like showing up at the gang bang after she's douched and showerd.



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #27 on: April 15, 2009, 01:29:14 PM
Then dont say you " get it ".
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #28 on: April 15, 2009, 01:34:17 PM
*shakes finger and grumpy pants* i'll say it again, i got it ...as much as i need to.



Re: It's been one day since bagman left Reply #29 on: April 15, 2009, 01:39:57 PM
No little girl, you do not have it.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.