i like it when you call me little girl. sounds dirty.

Hmmm.....true.

I got a game.  Two truths and a lie (I saw the cunts on For The Love Of Ray J playing it).

Gin and tonic is my favorite mixed drink
A 16yo girl and a prostitute 69'd on my bed
I've eaten an Adderall that's fallen in poopy toilet water

Gin and Tonic is the lie. I've heard the other two stories before. My memory, though as Luke will tell you is occasionally selective, lasts longer than 8 minutes.

My favorite drink is either a White Russian or Surfer on Acid.

What did I win? And if you say a frozen corndog your life will become far too much like the last chapter of a Stephen King novel for even a home boy like you.

MMMMM. i like white russians, too. but all i have is beer. lots and lots of beer.

i think i'll get drunk with my neighbor tonight and see if i can pull her further to the darkside...

What did I win? And if you say a frozen corndog your life will become far too much like the last chapter of a Stephen King novel for even a home boy like you.

A fresh warm corn dog is your prize, Zoomsters.

MMMMM. i like white russians, too. but all i have is beer. lots and lots of beer.

i think i'll get drunk with my neighbor tonight and see if i can pull her further to the darkside...

Jut bend over and let that guy reach out and drag her into your rectum.

You make scary scenarios, hojo.

*nods*

i ain't gittin' involved in epic shit like that. nooB, 'member? it's like showing up at the gang bang after she's douched and showerd.

I feel the complete opposite way. Whenever I've joined a new board, I like to read as much of what's been posted as I can, then make assumptions about various posters that end up being way off.

I feel the complete opposite way. Whenever I've joined a new board, I like to read as much of what's been posted as I can, then make assumptions about various posters that end up being way off.

Strummin' my pain with his finger
Tellin' my life with his word
Killing me softly with his song, killing me softly...

i got mosh dry humping my leg all over the forum. that aughtta keep you mildly amused for a few minutes.

I did what now?

Well, if I gotta dry hump a leg, it may as well be yours. Just dont complain when I leave DNA samples on your shoes.

i ain't gittin' involved in epic shit like that. nooB, 'member? it's like showing up at the gang bang after she's douched and showerd.

I feel the complete opposite way. Whenever I've joined a new board, I like to read as much of what's been posted as I can, then make assumptions about various posters that end up being way off.

not my thing. takes too long. i have te attention span of a gnat and long rambling posts make my head hurt.

LITTLE girl?
Do I have to link pics again?

Hmmm.....true.

I got a game.  Two truths and a lie (I saw the cunts on For The Love Of Ray J playing it).

Gin and tonic is my favorite mixed drink
A 16yo girl and a prostitute 69'd on my bed
I've eaten an Adderall that's fallen in poopy toilet water

Gin and Tonic is the lie ...

hey so I must have tuned out for a minute, you guys need to catch me up.
when you say that bagman left, we are saying that he left for Japan, right?
or did he throw some big fit that I missed and forswear the boards?

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?action=profile;u=7;sa=showPosts

Hmm. That appears to have been quite abrupt.
I doubt it will last.

Virginity.

hahahaha

he'll be back in 28 years.

Yeah I'm sure he'll be back. First of all, everyone comes back. Second of all, who else but us would hang on his every self-indulgent crypto-pornographic novella? Third of all, he's maintained a separate dossier on every member of the original A-S on his hard drive since the mid-90s. That's not the sort of thing that is given up lightly. Fourthly, his outrage and sudden disappearance were supposedly directed at the influx of new people (all potential members of the audience for his puerile fantasies). Unlikely if you ask me.

I bet this is a stunt. He's heading off to Japan for some R&R, has some shit to do before then and wants to call us all emo fags when he gets back and sees how much ink we've spilled on his account. I do think it was pretty funny though. Definitely came from left field.

[8:17:56 PM] sonofmosh: hahaha... cool... say much about his outbusrt on the Gun?
[8:18:35 PM] Nick: yeah, he'd gone out to a concert, been rejected by some girl and was drunk and tired. Then there's a bunch of new people. We haven't really talked about the Gun much
[8:18:45 PM] Nick: I think he approves of Japanese girls

Nick: I think he approves of Japanese girls

That was understated for those of you at home

I agree.....besides, most of the new people who signed up aren't even posting.  He'll be back in full swing after he gets over his fucked up shit with "J"(o), anyways.

and the aftermath is hitting the boards. No more hilarious retelling of failed sexual attempts, no more boasting about his mediocre cock, or the fact that he cant nut in a mildly attractive woman.
No more jew beard, stock advice or reminders that he has creepily stalked us since 1999.

Jesus, guys. This place just got really boring.

I feel the complete opposite way. Whenever I've joined a new board, I like to read as much of what's been posted as I can, then make assumptions about various posters that end up being way off.

I do this.

Yeah all my hipster pals except Jai have run off. She's def a keeper though.

Tricky and Luke have made a pact to not post on LG anymore.  Oh well, two more casualties to the real world.

Yeah all my hipster pals except Jai have run off. She's def a keeper though.

Why thank you.


But they're not posting in RT either, so I would assume they'll come back.

I heard that kc's comp is dead...and the others are around RT ? Ive seen them. So suck it up jailbait, you on your own now.

Tricky and Luke have made a pact to not post on LG anymore.  Oh well, two more casualties to the real world.

That's it....

IM LEAVING!